QWOP (Athletics Game)

[Johnny Scumm]

http://www.foddy.net/Athletics.html

In this game (Link above), you must run 100 metres, using the "QWOP" keys.

I've run 3.7 metres, how far can you go? Play it & tell me.

 

[klunderbunker]

I fell down and got -1.2 meters.

 

[klunderbunker]

I backflipped and my legs broke at the knees.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

I know your pain.

 

[klunderbunker]

I can do the Flair Flop!

 

[klunderbunker]

BROGUE KICK!!!

 

[Johnny Scumm]

I just done that!
I can see someone's having fun

 

[klunderbunker]

4.1. New record.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

DAMN YOU BEAT ME.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Step 1: Hold W until doing a sort of split

Step 2: alternate pressing Q and W

just got 12 metres before I got bored

 

[JGlass]

15.9, to spite Charlie.

 

[Blue Chipper]

29.9 meters.

 

[Blue Chipper]

49.8 meters. I only lost because at 50 meters, there's a hurdle. It knocked me over.

 

[Uncle Sam]

I intentionally smashed my head into the floor so I could beat my all-time record of 2 metres. Feels good.

 

[Dr. Stinger A. Zoidberg]

I landed on my head. 1.8 M.

 

[Blue Chipper]

You guys are not performing well on this little flash game. I thought it was quite easy, though I don't think I'm playing the way the creator intended because I'm not conventionally running - I'm "hobbling". If you want a high score, I suggest you do the same and just spam the Q and W keys. You'll look like you are mutated, but you will go farther than trying to figure out how to actually run.

 

[Uncle Sam]

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[Johnny Scumm]

You have to wonder how long it took him to master that.

 

[The Crock]

I hated Charlie when he showed me this.

 

[The Crock]

I have my guy kneeling and I'm just slowly alternating between Q and W, at 24.7 right now.

EDIT: Up to about 53, the hurdle is between my legs.

 

[The Doctor]

I keep doing triple backflips.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

Doc can pwn Mega man, Mario = no problem, Makes Sonic his drink fetcher. Qwop, not a fucking chance.

 

[The Crock]

Yeah, unless you're amazing at this, you can't actually win the right way. I'll screen cap mine if I get to the end, to show you guys how I've been doing it.

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

Im at 73.6, Its amazing how much patience i have when im procrastinating.

 

[Captain Morgan Freeman]

How do i take a screenshot??