Questions on porn

[PsychoBlack]

To all of the married guys, do your wives watch porn with you or do you have to sneak it or what? I always wondered how that went, being younger my girlfriend watches porn with me from time to time, but, I've heard some girls consider it cheating?

 

[Mighty NorCal]

I am reasonbly confident their wives dont like it, but do not give them suffecient levels of ass, so they dont care.

like 90% of married men.

 

[PsychoBlack]

I am reasonbly confident their wives dont like it, but do not give them suffecient levels of ass, so they dont care.

like 90% of married men.

I never understood how someone could be married and not have sex at least 5 days out of the week

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Tis a conversation for another thread. lol

 

[Coco]

Single.

A few times a week. I've cut down in recent years and even made it over two weeks without on a few occcasions.

Often hardcore, but there's some softcore stuff that meets my needs.

12. Maybe.

I might. Let's find out. I'm in.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Single
Once a day, maybe twice
Varies, always interracial though
11
Doubt it, but it seems fun to try so why not.

 

[Nate DaMac]

To all of the married guys, do your wives watch porn with you or do you have to sneak it or what? I always wondered how that went, being younger my girlfriend watches porn with me from time to time, but, I've heard some girls consider it cheating?

My wife hates it but I don't give a shit. Any chick that considers it cheating is incredibly insecure and has no business being in a relationship.

I am reasonbly confident their wives dont like it, but do not give them suffecient levels of ass, so they dont care.

like 90% of married men.

What other Bill Engvall routines do you take as facts? There are probably a lot of guys like that but I'd bet there are more who just don't want to fuck the same chick over and over anymore. I've only been married for a year and a half and I'm fucking sick of it.

I never understood how someone could be married and not have sex at least 5 days out of the week

You're obviously a younger fella. If sex is so important to you that you need to do it 5 days out of the week, you haven't been in a long term relationship.

Sex is awesome, but sometimes I just want to rub one and clean it up with a dirty towel rather than getting her wet and making sure she finishes. I'm also really out shape so it is much easier to just jerk off rather than all of the extra work it takes to fuck someone.

 

[PsychoBlack]

My wife hates it but I don't give a shit. Any chick that considers it cheating is incredibly insecure and has no business being in a relationship.



What other Bill Engvall routines do you take as facts? There are probably a lot of guys like that but I'd bet there are more who just don't want to fuck the same chick over and over anymore. I've only been married for a year and a half and I'm fucking sick of it.



You're obviously a younger fella. If sex is so important to you that you need to do it 5 days out of the week, you haven't been in a long term relationship.

Sex is awesome, but sometimes I just want to rub one and clean it up with a dirty towel rather than getting her wet and making sure she finishes. I'm also really out shape so it is much easier to just jerk off rather than all of the extra work it takes to fuck someone.

That was fuckin great lmao

 

[Reflection]

1. What is your relationship status?
Ans- In a relationship for the last 2 years.
2. How often do you watch porn?
Ans- Every now and then; depends on how much data allocation I have left in my sim to download porn.
3. Is this hardcore/softcore?
Ans- More like softcore and less like hardcore. About 30 minutes long, contains somewhat of a plot, and often contains penetration.
4. How old were you when you first watched porn?
Ans- I was born in 1993, first time I watched porn was in 2007 (less that a year after I came to know what porn is), so that would be 14 years old.
5. Could you go a month without porn?
Ans- Yes, and I have too; when you go on tours and vacations, its tough to get the privacy to watch (and enjoy) porn.

 

[Tastycles]

Single

Basically never, maybe once in 2013?

Softcore for the funnies if I'm with other people, otherwise hardcore

Television X freeview, aged 9

I regularly and currently am doing so. I'll join your challenge, but it's not really a challenge for me.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

What other Bill Engvall routines do you take as facts? There are probably a lot of guys like that but I'd bet there are more who just don't want to fuck the same chick over and over anymore. I've only been married for a year and a half and I'm fucking sick of it.

Uh, here there ya FUCKING BUCKETHEAD, this is what falls under the umbrella of "insuffecient levels of ass", IE, the ass in question is insuffecient because you have plowed it a million times. There are many different factors which fall under the umbrella, which is why I kind of mentioned that its a conversation for another thread.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

You're obviously a younger fella. If sex is so important to you that you need to do it 5 days out of the week, you haven't been in a long term relationship.

Also, absolutely untrue. Its different for everyone.

 

[D-Man]

You're obviously a younger fella. If sex is so important to you that you need to do it 5 days out of the week, you haven't been in a long term relationship.

When you're younger and you're a boy/man, you have more of a sex drive. It's just facts. That all dies out when you get to your late 20's.

Shit, when I was in my early 20's, I was fucking everything that was attractive and had a heart beat. If I went home by myself and didn't get laid, I was legit pissed off. Even when I had girlfriends in relationships for months on end, I'd still plow them on the daily with no remorse and no care as to whether they were in the mood for it or not. (And before you sickos bring up the "R" word, they never said no. They would just rather had done something else but complied because I had needs to fulfill.)

I'm also really out shape so it is much easier to just jerk off rather than all of the extra work it takes to fuck someone.

Nowadays, I'd also rather rub one out. Sex is too much fucking work. And I'm IN shape.

 

[MaverickMeyer]

• What is your relationship status?
• How often do you watch porn?
• Is this hardcore/softcore?
• How old were you when you first watched porn?
• Could you go a month without porn?

Single
Once a day
Mixed bag of genre's/type's
12ish
I believe so

 

[Lowdown]

To all of the married guys, do your wives watch porn with you or do you have to sneak it or what? I always wondered how that went, being younger my girlfriend watches porn with me from time to time, but, I've heard some girls consider it cheating?

Some chicks do consider it cheating. But I have a box full of DVD's I haven't peeped in a while. Every once in a blue moon the Mrs. checks out some stuff on youporn, and of course invites me to watch with her. Usually ends up beneficial for both of us.

 

[HBK-aholic]

I had no clue how someone thought of porn as cheating or was overly bothered by it, until I read this post.

My wife hates it but I don't give a shit. Any chick that considers it cheating is incredibly insecure and has no business being in a relationship.



What other Bill Engvall routines do you take as facts? There are probably a lot of guys like that but I'd bet there are more who just don't want to fuck the same chick over and over anymore. I've only been married for a year and a half and I'm fucking sick of it.



You're obviously a younger fella. If sex is so important to you that you need to do it 5 days out of the week, you haven't been in a long term relationship.

Sex is awesome, but sometimes I just want to rub one and clean it up with a dirty towel rather than getting her wet and making sure she finishes. I'm also really out shape so it is much easier to just jerk off rather than all of the extra work it takes to fuck someone.

I think if my partner was sick of fucking me, and would rather 'rub one out', I'd be a lot more pissed off about it too.

 

[klunderbunker]

I had no clue how someone thought of porn as cheating or was overly bothered by it, until I read this post.




I think if my partner was sick of fucking me, and would rather 'rub one out', I'd be a lot more pissed off about it too.

Well why do it when you can THINK ABOUT doing it?

Why does this surprise you on a wrestling forum?

 

[Nate DaMac]

I had no clue how someone thought of porn as cheating or was overly bothered by it, until I read this post.




I think if my partner was sick of fucking me, and would rather 'rub one out', I'd be a lot more pissed off about it too.

Now if she knew any of that stuff, do you really think she'd still be married to me at this point?

Of course that was mostly just me venting. An internet forum that she'll never see is a good place for stuff like that. I love my old lady, I just wish she was dead sometimes.

I'm not always sick of having sex with the same person but anyone who ever tells you that they're happy to be sleeping with the same person forever is a liar.

Or a woman. You guys are wired oddly.

Well why do it when you can THINK ABOUT doing it?

Says the virgin. Of course the grass is always greener on the other side.

 

[Lee]

Tomorrow it begins.

 

[Miko]

• What is your relationship status?

• 
  
  Single, ladies
  
  
  

  [*]How often do you watch porn?

  
  Varies on my levels of boredom, when I was stuck indoors on my own it was hardly ever off, but I haven't watched it in a week or more now.
  
  

  [*]Is this hardcore/softcore?

  
  Hardcore as a rule. Some of it can be fucked up (by my standards, might be more normal for other people I dunno) but that's more of a curiousity thing really. I tend to stay away from the really weird stuff because of Randy Marsh.
  
  

  [*]How old were you when you first watched porn?

  
  Early teens
  
  

  [*]Could you go a month without porn?

Most likely, I can still wank without it anyway.

 

[klunderbunker]

Says the virgin. Of course the grass is always greener on the other side.

Yeah and apparently you're looking back from where you already are.

 

[Dirk]

My counter-question would be: What do you consider porn? I mean, I can probably jack it to a few Knockout-pics.

What about the ole' Highlight Reel? Not Y2J's show, but you know what I mean. Jerking it to your highlight reel, is THAT pornographic? Because the images from mine are, fo' shizzle!

 

[Nate DaMac]

Yeah and apparently you're looking back from where you already are.

 

[Mr. Artistic guy]

I'm gonna go knock out a classic and then it's abstinence all the way... for a month.

 

[Lee]

Anyone failed yet?