Let's DISCUSS porn with D-Man and friends

[Hawkeye]

I hate it when they look into the camera. It really just pisses me off. I don't wanna make eye contact with you ****,I just wanna watch your massive tits bounce while this guy who has a smaller dick than me pound you until he shoots an unimpressive cumshot on your again massive breasts.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

I'm still fond of Nailin' Pailin.

Knock knock

Also, I found something with a redheaded Sophie Dee and was 90% sure it was SoCal Val at first

 

[Remix]

A good title there.

When I went to Amsterdam, my mate found "Young Girls with Hairy *****". Again, quite good, but surpassed by my brother's German discovery "Anal Shitting Grannies... with Incest". Now that's wrong.

That is an absolutely hilarious title.

I dunno I like the whole lesbian seduction angle myself. Can't believe I am going to say this but you can only watch so much fucking before it gets boring.

How much do you need to watch in one go?

 

[D-Man]

A good title there.

When I went to Amsterdam, my mate found "Young Girls with Hairy *****". Again, quite good, but surpassed by my brother's German discovery "Anal Shitting Grannies... with Incest". Now that's wrong.

I think I might have you beat.

When I was in college, my neighbors would always have "strange porn night" on Thursdays before we went out to get drunk. Don't ask me why...

Anyway, one Thursday they had a special treat and popped in the video called "Gum-me Bears". I didn't know what to expect. All of a sudden this video starts and it basically consists of trailerpark trash taking out their teeth/dentures and giving BJ's and fucking young dudes. Get it? GUM-ME Bears?

Just awful.

 

[Macca]

Chyna was nasty, I agree. But Kim just layed there. She hardly made any noise. That's boring.

Yeah, I think you may need to watch this one again. She made plenty of noise for me.

Mind you, if I ever pictured you having sex, I would probably think it'd sound like you were choking the Hydra from the Disney's Hercules movie.

 

[D-Man]

I hate it when they look into the camera. It really just pisses me off. I don't wanna make eye contact with you ****,I just wanna watch your massive tits bounce while this guy who has a smaller much larger dick than me pound you until he shoots an unimpressive cumshot on your again massive breasts.

Fixed.

And yes, I agree. Looking at the camera and too much dirty talk can completely ruin a porno flick. That's why Ava Devine pisses me off.

Yeah, I think you may need to watch this one again. She made plenty of noise for me.

Mind you, if I ever pictured you having sex, I would probably think it'd sound like you were choking the Hydra from the Disney's Hercules movie.

Never saw it. But I can imagine.

 

[Macca]

It's that thing where, if you cut one of it's heads off, two more appear.

You don't need to worry about about what it looks like though, knowing the sick hos you're likely to turn out on the weekend, they both practically look the same.

 

[D-Man]

You got me there, brother.

 

[Vash21]

How much do you need to watch in one go?

variety is the spice of life