Let's DISCUSS porn with D-Man and friends

[CH David]

Good times with that one.

Best celebrity tape you've seen?

 

[D-Man]

Good times with that one.

Best celebrity tape you've seen?

I'd have to say the OG of sex tapes... the Pam Anderson one.

First of all, she's hot as hell. Secondly, that woman can suck quite a dick... even if it's Tommy's python. Thirdly, it's infamous for being the starter tape of the trend. Lastly, it didn't look 'forced' like most of the ones we've seen that followed it. Nowadays, celebrities make them on purpose. This one was as innocent as it could be... in a matter of speaking.

 

[CH David]

Agreed. What did you think of Paris Hilton's?

 

[The Doctor]

Exactly. Those people can find their shit on 4chan.

Not if someone doesn't make it first, silly. You can't find what doesn't exist.

 

[D-Man]

Agreed. What did you think of Paris Hilton's?

If it weren't for the green-ness, it would've been much better. But Paris is not nearly on the level as Pam Anderson.

Tits FTW.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

If it weren't for the green-ness, it would've been much better. But Paris is not nearly on the level as Pam Anderson.

Tits FTW.

Not only was Pam hotter in her day than Paris Hilton has ever been, but she didn't just lie there like a brick wall

 

[D-Man]

Not only was Pam hotter in her day than Paris Hilton has ever been, but she didn't just lie there like a brick wall

Yeah. That and the fact that Paris gave a terrible BJ at 19 years old. You'd think she'd have more experience, considering the fact that her furry axe wound is about as clean as a sewage plant.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Yeah. That and the fact that Paris gave a terrible BJ at 19 years old. You'd think she'd have more experience, considering the fact that her furry axe wound is about as clean as a sewage plant.

Paris honestly looked like the worst fuck in the history of vagina.

 

[D-Man]

Actually, I think either Chyna or Kim Kardashian takes the cake on that one. They were both gaping holes with zero excitement.

 

[CH David]

D, I forget who your favorite pornstar is. Remind me.

 

[Hulk Hogan's Brother]

Why don't most porn now have stories???

Aside from the fact they aren't needed, I dunno.

What did you think of Paris Hilton's?

Question was not for me but I'd say very overrated. Just like Hilton herself.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Actually, I think either Chyna or Kim Kardashian takes the cake on that one. They were both gaping holes with zero excitement.

Chyna was the most disgusting of them all, no doubt about it. I think you could actually see Pac transferring his hepatitis-C over to her.

However, Kim Kardashian seemed like a girl who wanted to be banged on camera. Paris just seemed like a girl who wanted to be on camera.

 

[Hulk Hogan's Brother]

Actually, I think either Chyna or Kim Kardashian takes the cake on that one. They were both gaping holes with zero excitement.

Chyna's one has gotta be gay porn.

 

[Hulk Hogan's Brother]

However, Kim Kardashian seemed like a girl who wanted to be banged on camera. Paris just seemed like a girl who wanted to be on camera.

LOL. Yeah I guess the camera is a greater turn on for Paris than a guy's dick.

 

[D-Man]

D, I forget who your favorite pornstar is. Remind me.

That's like asking me to choose between my children, if I had any.

I have a few, actually.

I'll always be a big fan of Janine Lindemulder and her infinite hotness. However, Rebecca Love is just straight-up sexy as hell to me. Then, lastly, Bree Olsen... yummy.

Honestly, I could think of about 4 or five more, but you get the idea.

Chyna was the most disgusting of them all, no doubt about it. I think you could actually see Pac transferring his hepatitis-C over to her.

However, Kim Kardashian seemed like a girl who wanted to be banged on camera. Paris just seemed like a girl who wanted to be on camera.

Chyna was nasty, I agree. But Kim just layed there. She hardly made any noise. That's boring.

 

[I Suck Ass]

Not if someone doesn't make it first, silly. You can't find what doesn't exist.

Rules 34 and 35, Doc.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

I think all Max Hardcore stuff has been banned over here. The only DVD of his I've ever come across is Serial Rapist anyway. Looked interesting.

 

[D-Man]

I think all Max Hardcore stuff has been banned over here. The only DVD of his I've ever come across is Serial Rapist anyway. Looked interesting.

I can't believe it took you THIS long to post in here

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Haven't been online in a few days. I don't really watch porn anyway.

 

[Tastycles]

I think all Max Hardcore stuff has been banned over here. The only DVD of his I've ever come across is Serial Rapist anyway. Looked interesting.

A good title there.

When I went to Amsterdam, my mate found "Young Girls with Hairy *****". Again, quite good, but surpassed by my brother's German discovery "Anal Shitting Grannies... with Incest". Now that's wrong.

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Why are we bagging on the old guy? To my knowledge, he runs a business with other consenting adults filming niche porn. What's the problem?

 

[PsychoBlack]

D-Man do you have any interest in ebony porn? It seems like the only white chick i can get into is Gianna Michaels (FREEEEEAK)

 

[Vash21]

Why don't most porn now have stories???

Ya know I was wondering the same thing, nothing helps out a good porno than a decent plot. Just watched one about swingers that was pretty damn good.

An yea D-Man pissing on people isn't porn its fucking disgusting. Why not take a dump on em while you are at it.

 

[The Crock]

Why do you need a story in porn? The actresses are so "well-versed", surely you don't think that it would succeed in any way, shape, or form? Listening to dialogue in porn makes my head hurt.

 

[Vash21]

Why do you need a story in porn? The actresses are so "well-versed", surely you don't think that it would succeed in any way, shape, or form? Listening to dialogue in porn makes my head hurt.

I dunno I like the whole lesbian seduction angle myself. Can't believe I am going to say this but you can only watch so much fucking before it gets boring.