Post What Your Annoying Facebook "Friends" Have To Say About Valentine's Day!!

[Coco]

Those who know me, know why this is a tough day for me.. and right now it's getting a whole lot worse..

Fuck Valentines day.. thur shouldnt be a day where you show the person you love how much you care bout them.. you should do that everyday!

fuck valentines day, fuckk all this love bullshit im sick of it all

Happy 2nd Valentine's day spent together as a couple my love. ♥ You mean more than words to me, I love you with all that I am ♥. Forever, and always baby, forever, and always. xo

I'm thrilled to live in an age where it's trendy to register your disgust on the internet.

 

[Little Jerry Lawler]

Have a happy National Girlfriend Day.

Remember today is about love! What is love to you? This day isn't about having a significant other; it is about celebrating the love of the people who mean the most to you. So Happy Love Day, Happy February 14th, Happy Single Awareness Day, and Happy Valentine's Day. ♥

Just a facade.

 

[Nate DaMac]

Happy lovers day evry1 hope u hav a BETTER day then me!! XoXoX

Happy Valetines Day! ♥ And even if you don't have someone to love, rememeber to love yourself.

I think it's funny that the vast majority of people who don't have a date for Valentine's Day make a bigger deal out of it than the people who do.

Fucking *****.

 

[JGlass]

None of my friends have posted anything disgustingly annoying/cute yet today. I anticipate that will end in about 5 minutes.

 

[D-Man]

I wish I could make everyone sick by pasting what my brother has been writing to his wife on Facebook. They're one of those nauseating couples that can't get enough of each other and publicly proclaiming their love for each other.

Part of me wants to be happy for them and the other wants to see them both covered in boiling hot acid.

 

[Nate DaMac]

I wish I could make everyone sick by pasting what my brother has been writing to his wife on Facebook. They're one of those nauseating couples that can't get enough of each other and publicly proclaiming their love for each other.

Part of me wants to be happy for them and the other wants to see them both covered in boiling hot acid.

Oh my God, dude, I feel your pain. My brother fills my News Feed all god damn day with all of this "I love you so much" bullshit. It's just painful to watch. There's a fucking message option!!

 

[Coco]

Last one I posted is one of those people. She breaks up with her boyfriend once every three or so months and gets overemotional about it. Makes for some fun reading. I'm surprised this guy has what it takes to stick it out for over a year with that raving psycho.

 

[Hollywood Naitch]

Iya bbz appi valentinez day n dat. A ad a reali gd tym lst night! Lv ya bbz xox

JESUS FUCKING CHRIST

Valentines Day means nothing to me.....I don't need a special day to say how much i love you, i love you today as i do everyday!! ♥

happy valentines day! why is it that a date on valentines makes it even more exciting?! oo what to wear! x

My baby daughter Tara Fitzsimons is soooo cute...love you loads...thanks for thinking of me for Valentine's Day xx

I don't need to tell the world I love my girlfriend, she knows and that is enough, facebook is just full of attention seeking fuckers

 

[JGlass]

I'm surprised this guy has what it takes to stick it out for over a year with that raving psycho.

Or doesn't have what it takes to stay broken up with the bitch. That or maybe the sex is amazing.

 

[Coco]

Being anti-commercialism is fine, but you don't need to wear a tinfoil hat and shit on everyone else's parade. Hating PDA is fine, but you don't need to shit on love in general. Loving someone and feeling invited to express affection is cool, but keep it contained. To throw that out into the world at large shows one's maturity. The power of silence is under-appreciated by my generation. Playing it cool is more and more becoming a lost art.

 

[TLC]

Who needs Valentines day, when you have porn

Not so much annoying but made me laugh.

 

[Coco]

I caught the tail end of Bill Maher last week and now think porn is lazy. Sorry, TLC.

 

[JGlass]

I watch Bill Maher every week, and I found it rather humorous that a liberal that thinks America is too prude is bashing porn. Still, it is disturbing to think that there are married men who prefer porn to the real thing.

 

[Coco]

I didn't see it as bashing porn as much as it was a condemnation of some people being too lazy to go out and get some actual cooz. And I agree.

 

[D-Man]

Sex is too much work. LOL

 

[CH David]

Being anti-commercialism is fine, but you don't need to wear a tinfoil hat and shit on everyone else's parade. Hating PDA is fine, but you don't need to shit on love in general. Loving someone and feeling invited to express affection is cool, but keep it contained. To throw that out into the world at large shows one's maturity. The power of silence is under-appreciated by my generation. Playing it cool is more and more becoming a lost art.

This says it perfectly.

 

[D-Man]

Being anti-commercialism is fine, but you don't need to wear a tinfoil hat and shit on everyone else's parade. Hating PDA is fine, but you don't need to shit on love in general. Loving someone and feeling invited to express affection is cool, but keep it contained. To throw that out into the world at large shows one's maturity. The power of silence is under-appreciated by my generation. Playing it cool is more and more becoming a lost art.

I love when Coco pulls back the curtain and delivers masterful posts like this.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

This is why Coco is the supreme WZ thread starter.

happy hearts day.. ♥ is it really happy???

"I need to find a husband so he can pay-off my bills"

IT'S VALENTINES DAY!!!!! WOOP D FUCKING DOO!!!!! LETS ALL TAKE THIS DAY TO PRETEND TO LIKE THE PERSON WE'RE WITH AND NOT WISH THEY WERE OUR EX'S HAHAHAHAHA.........i'm so sorry but negativity is all over me today

Valentine Day? How can anyone be romantic on a day with the initials VD?

 

[red ass skull muhfukkah]

Valentine's day is for total phaggs. Let's get shitty all you single fucks!

okay I wake to not being able to see my g/f till like the summer... bridgewater cancelled my interview and I just got pulled over by a statie ....... wow happy valentines day

♥ Happy Single's Awareness Day! .... it's so windy out.

FUCK VALENTINES DAY!!!!!!!!!!

I can't find the light. Inside this empty room i cannot find myself. I cant find the light. I wont let you down. I will not let you down.

Valentines day is so stupid

Pretty much the norm. Everyone hates it and some are emo about it.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

I love Valentine's Day. It's one of the few days that you're guaranteed to get laid if you have a significant other and are a young adult or older. Horrible day to go on a first date, though; the expectations there would crush any man.

 

[Coco]

valentine's day is the one and only day that douchebags show that they care.

I can't believe this was written by somebody who has a penis.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

I can't believe this was written by somebody who has a penis.

Well it's quite obvious that he won't be using it tonight .

 

[JGlass]

Well it's quite obvious that he won't be using it tonight .

Like a modern day mix-tape... BURNED!!!

 

[The Doctor]

Screw Valentines Day!!!!! Ok, I feel better now.

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[D-Man]

Doc, where'd you get that one? I knew that would find its way into this thread.