Ongoing Thread For Smarmy Spam Responses to the WZT

[Bernkastel]

He did something ridiculous last year but I forget what it was. I think it was something along the lines of voting for Mick Foley over Jushin Liger in a match that took place in the Tokyo Dome. He along with one other guy were the only two people that voted for him.

based on what I know about Liger now, I would have done so too. Liger is no Misawa or Inoki.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

Bryan/Lawler contest is tied when Jerry should have a large lead. I sometimes wonder if wrestling fans actually know about anything about wrestling.

 

[Coco]

Bryan/Lawler contest is tied when Jerry should have a large lead. I sometimes wonder if wrestling fans actually know about anything about wrestling.

Wrestling fans don't know anything about anything.

If Abe Lincoln had been in this tournament, he'd have cruised for a while based on being an old guy with a recognizable name.

 

[Con T.]

Wrestling fans don't know anything about anything.

If Abe Lincoln had been in this tournament, he'd have cruised for a while based on being an old guy with a recognizable name.

Shooting on Stephen Douglas during those debates in his prime really set his legacy, mang

 

[Coco]

A little of both. There aint just kiddies at them shows, Cocoa, just ask Cena. Not saying all the adults have a fucking clue, but some certainley do.

I get what you're saying, brah. But I'm not sure the anti-Cena crowd is the greatest testament to adults who have "a fucking clue."

FWIW, I'm sure there are some adult nerds who know their shit. But you know wrestling fans. They're outliers. Not the norm.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Huh. Lots of votes for Dynamite Kid. Scant few posts. Odd, that.

 

[Danger Burger]

Wrestling fans don't know anything about anything.

If Abe Lincoln had been in this tournament, he'd have cruised for a while based on being an old guy with a recognizable name.

Abe Lincoln was known to have had "very competetive" wrestling matches with "local ruffians" in his youth. And you know those local ruffians far outclassed todays wrestlers. The further you go back, wrestlers are automatically better.

And as a draw? Hulk Hogan can shove it, this guy was literally made president of the United States. Bash at the beach was nothing compared to the American Civil War.

 

[Coco]

Chalk it up to my Abe Lincoln theory, Norcal.

 

[nightmare]

I can see the inner workings of the next Stormtrooper.

This pleases me.

Let me see; can I make him crack faster than Stormtrooper, or slower than The History

You assume that you are some internet-wrestling genius puppeteer who has any & I mean any power over people. Crack like ST? Me? Im doing just fine. You are just moderately irritating & spend way too much time\energy being here. But hey, I assume you think you 'win' when someone just stops talking to you. Whatever makes you fell better.


Let me know how all that 'gimmick poster' stuff works out for you though. I am sure you already have a 800 page shit-list you are attempting to turn in to a made for TV movie. I bet Lifetime will buy the rights. They love shows about crazy bitches on their periods.


At the end of the day you just simply dont matter that much & it amuses me that you think you do. You are just some random guy who has had a stick up his ass lately. You dont bother me in the least. Im gonna go over here now- so have fun with whatever you do in real life that has you so cranky.


Stay classy.

 

[Con T.]

Says I don't matter.

Writes his thesis on why.

If you want, Stormtrooper also writes his rants like a list. Just, you know, for future reference when you keep crawling down that path

 

[nightmare]

Bryan/Lawler contest is tied when Jerry should have a large lead. I sometimes wonder if wrestling fans actually know about anything about wrestling.

I found that odd myself. Chalk it up to most people round here thinking Lawler has always just sat at the desk making dumb jokes. Love Bryan and all, but Lawler is of far greater importance to wrestling.

 

[Miko]

Oh yeah! Forgot to vote Bryan, I'd better get on that

 

[Coco]

So, can one of the WZ elites pull a Tasty next year and put Milo of Croton as number one on their list?

 

[The Brain]

So what is one to do if he doesn't know a lot about a particular individual? Some will say do your research if you don't know instead of just voting for the other guy. Others criticize you for doing research and say you're just regurgitating wiki facts to support your vote. You just can't win.

 

[Thriller Ant]

So what is one to do if he doesn't know a lot about a particular individual? Some will say do your research if you don't know instead of just voting for the other guy. Others criticize you for doing research and say you're just regurgitating wiki facts to support your vote. You just can't win.

I either let someone convince me and never post in the thread or just ignore it altogether.

 

[Shocky]

I still don't understand the appeal of Jerry Lawler. He was a champion in a territory he ran. People are voting against jarrett for the same thing.

 

[Coco]

I still don't understand the appeal of Jerry Lawler. He was a champion in a territory he ran. People are voting against jarrett for the same thing.

And don't think Triple H won't be catching similar flack.

 

[Danger Burger]

I still don't understand the appeal of Jerry Lawler. He was a champion in a territory he ran. People are voting against jarrett for the same thing.

But Jarrett has never entertained anybody ever. Lawler made some big waves with the whole Kaufman thing? Literally caused riots. The most decorated wrestler of all time cant be an easy accomplishment, not even if youre booking the matches... theres only so many days!

 

[Coco]

So what is one to do if he doesn't know a lot about a particular individual? Some will say do your research if you don't know instead of just voting for the other guy. Others criticize you for doing research and say you're just regurgitating wiki facts to support your vote. You just can't win.

I'm sure there will be many discussions regarding this when Milo of Croton makes it deep into the 2014 WrestleZone Tournament.

 

[Poop Master Flex]

I still don't understand the appeal of Jerry Lawler. He was a champion in a territory he ran. People are voting against jarrett for the same thing.

Except for the fact Jarrett couldn't draw flies to a shit factory. When Zack Ryder literally drew a dollar bill on his show he drew more money than Jarrett ever did, true story.

A lot of wrestlers back in the day did that but the difference between guys like Vern Gagne, Fritz Von Erich, Jerry Lawler and Jarrett are the 1st three are proven draws and did a shit ton for this business. Jeff Jarrett broke a bunch of guitars and held a million titles because of his dad, Russo, or himself, not because he brought anything to the table.

 

[Con T.]

So who to vote for? Well I went with Simmons because I prefer him, and because I think that charisma is important, and Benoit was devoid of it.

Does this mean you plan to vote out Lou Thesz in the coming rounds? Hell, some of his bookers, from what I read, seemed to think Theszie was lacking in the charisma department

For the record, this isn't trolling; I'm legitimately curious

 

[Shocky]

I love the Jeff Jarrett didn't draw flies shit that get clings out there. Without Jarrett, TNA doesn't make it five years. He was the exact heel that company needed at launch.

 

[The Brain]

I'm sure there will be many discussions regarding this when Milo of Croton makes it deep into the 2014 WrestleZone Tournament.

Would you be so kind as to post some youtube videos of his matches?

 

[Bernkastel]

Why is everyone so caught up with the region and city? All that stuff is subjective, and it makes things way too hard to look at objectively to treat this tournament like a business endeavor.

 

[Con T.]

Would you be so kind as to post some youtube videos of his matches?

The Stonecutters keep them with all the unused tickets for Nitros in 1999, and a lock of Danny Hodge's hair.

Call up Gelgarin.