Ongoing Thread For Smarmy Spam Responses to the WZT

[Con T.]

See, I'm the exact opposite; Crow Sting, to me, is the one that stands a chance against Henry. This was the Sting that backed away the NWO all on his own. This was where he was at his best, as a draw. And even if the latter half of that Sting wasn't so great, the beginnings to that was so awesome

 

[SSJPhenom]

This tournament is weird sometimes.

Some people argued that Yoko would go over Piper because of Yoko's size and dominance. I was one of those people. Then, people say that Jushin Thunder Liger should go over Sid Vicious. Are you kidding me?

 

[SSJPhenom]

See, I'm the exact opposite; Crow Sting, to me, is the one that stands a chance against Henry. This was the Sting that backed away the NWO all on his own. This was where he was at his best, as a draw. And even if the latter half of that Sting wasn't so great, the beginnings to that was so awesome

I totally agree with you here sir. Crow Sting routinely beat the hell out of the entire nWo all by his lonesome. I'll never forget the night where he came out of the rafters and the nWo scattered out of the ring. So Sting looks around, drops his bat out of the ring, and without even removing his coat; he proceeds to beat the hell out of about 10 men at once.

That Sting should have a chance to win it all.

 

[Bernkastel]

I totally agree with you here sir. Crow Sting routinely beat the hell out of the entire nWo all by his lonesome. I'll never forget the night where he came out of the rafters and the nWo scattered out of the ring. So Sting looks around, drops his bat out of the ring, and without even removing his coat; he proceeds to beat the hell out of about 10 men at once.

That Sting should have a chance to win it all.

That sounds familiar...

[youtube]VzhxwuizY9M[/youtube]

 

[Nate DaMac]

I've come up with a new formula to vote.

Step 1- See who Dagger voted for.

Step 2- Vote for the other guy.

 

[SSJPhenom]

That sounds familiar...

[youtube]VzhxwuizY9M[/youtube]

That was a cool video, however, Kane did that on a return.

Sting destroyed the nWo by himself a few times. Hell, more than a few. It almost became a weekly event for awhile.

 

[shattered dreams]

Mark Henry sucks. The only person he has ever gone over is the last shred of milenko's sanity.

I've come up with a new formula to vote.

Step 1- See who Dagger voted for.

Step 2- Vote for the other guy.

I figured this out a long time ago.

 

[Con T.]

I've come up with a new formula to vote.

Step 1- See who Dagger voted for.

Step 2- Vote for the other guy.

Sub him with ProWrestlingFan and you have mine

 

[Thriller Ant]

This tournament is weird sometimes.

Some people argued that Yoko would go over Piper because of Yoko's size and dominance. I was one of those people. Then, people say that Jushin Thunder Liger should go over Sid Vicious. Are you kidding me?

It's because Sid fucking sucks. Like, he is awful.

 

[D-Man]

Owen Hart is "basically a former world champion". Sure. Lets put that on his tombstone.

 

[Thriller Ant]

I couldn't flat out disagree with anything you said until you said that.

 

[AhSpicyDrop]

It's because Sid fucking sucks. Like, he is awful.

Why does he "fucking suck"... Surely you can come up with some reasons for why he does other than your blind hatred for him. Did he fuck your sister in the ass and make you watch? Maybe he refused to give you an autograph and spit in your face instead? Maybe he thought you were a shitty poster and felt you "fucking sucked" at life. Maybe you're Arn Anderson's nephew and you were pissed because he stabbed Uncle Arn. Who knows? If you don't like a guy that's fine, but don't say he fucking sucks if you aren't going to put up some logic behind it.

I grew up watching him as Lord Humungous when he was green as shit and he wasn't too bad then, though he had Austin Idol and Jerry Lawler to carry him. I've yet to see anything about him that "fucking sucks" though, aside from the time he nearly paralyzed Brian Pillman in War Games with a powerbomb by accidentally grazing the cage top and losing his balance. He's an average big man that got over because he took his gimmick seriously, and he got a few world title reigns out of it. If he fucking sucks then I guess Kane, Kevin Nash, and any number of other 7 footers not named Undertaker "fucking suck" as well.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Why does he "fucking suck"... Surely you can come up with some reasons for why he does other than your blind hatred for him. Did he fuck your sister in the ass and make you watch? Maybe he refused to give you an autograph and spit in your face instead? Maybe he thought you were a shitty poster and felt you "fucking sucked" at life. Maybe you're Arn Anderson's nephew and you were pissed because he stabbed Uncle Arn. Who knows? If you don't like a guy that's fine, but don't say he fucking sucks if you aren't going to put up some logic behind it.

I grew up watching him as Lord Humungous when he was green as shit and he wasn't too bad then, though he had Austin Idol and Jerry Lawler to carry him. I've yet to see anything about him that "fucking sucks" though, aside from the time he nearly paralyzed Brian Pillman in War Games with a powerbomb by accidentally grazing the cage top and losing his balance. He's an average big man that got over because he took his gimmick seriously, and he got a few world title reigns out of it. If he fucking sucks then I guess Kane, Kevin Nash, and any number of other 7 footers not named Undertaker "fucking suck" as well.

You're an angry little guy, huh?

 

[AhSpicyDrop]

You're an angry little guy, huh?

Did that come off as angry? My apologies for the confusion. You'll know when I'm angry because that's when I type in caps lock like a raging mongoloid.

 

[Nate DaMac]

The Game is one of the top 1000 wrestlers of all time.

... You couldn't narrow that down a little bit?

 

[Danger Burger]

... You couldn't narrow that down a little bit?

This guys not debating against Bret Hart is he?

 

[Nate DaMac]

No, Mr. Anderson. Something tells me he might crack the Top 1000 as well. I'm not a big enough loser to work it out, but shit he made the list of the top 128 of a few people here.

 

[Con T.]

I've yet to see anything about him that "fucking sucks" though, aside from the time he nearly paralyzed Brian Pillman in War Games with a powerbomb by accidentally grazing the cage top and losing his balance.

Well, I dunno about you, but I seem to remember his aerial arsenal...

[YOUTUBE]UOSYcM4AJ8k[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Bernkastel]

Well, I dunno about you, but I seem to remember his aerial arsenal...

[YOUTUBE]UOSYcM4AJ8k[/YOUTUBE]

Best comment...

"flair shudda ran in and slapped the figure four leglock on him WHOOOOOOOOO!"

 

[Con T.]

Go home, Jack
Your shit is tiresome.
Nice Try.

Somebody forgot
Haiku is five, seven, five
Nice going, jackass

 

[nightmare]

Somebody forgot
Haiku is five, seven, five
Nice going, jackass

Oh there you go again being ignorant & ignoring the meaning of what people say.



In that context, it was mocking you- not a serious attempt at a poem. But I could see how that would escape you. Just for fun -here you go Captain Serious.


You fail again, sir.
That was a good try though, Jack.
You are still a douche.

 

[Con T.]

I can see the inner workings of the next Stormtrooper.

This pleases me.

Let me see; can I make him crack faster than Stormtrooper, or slower than The History

 

[Nate DaMac]

Owen Hart is alot closer to being Matt Hardy, than Jeff. Ever the brother of the real talent. Vote Hardy.

This is my favorite post ever.

 

[The Crock]

I always thought Matt was the more talented of the two, he just never got over like Jeff did.

 

[D-Man]

I couldn't flat out disagree with anything you said until you said that.

A lot of guys would say I'm "reaching" by saying that. But then again, aren't all of our arguments in this tournament considered to be "reaching?"

Regardless, I love backing Owen in this tournament. And although he'd never win it, I truly believe in my heart and soul that he's LEAGUES above Jeff Hardy. I also fully expected Owen to lose the round. But at least now I feel better for making a good argument.