Ongoing Thread For Smarmy Spam Responses to the WZT

[Con T.]

Plus, I bought Nigel's retirement DVD.

Can't say I ever bought an Austin DVD, so there is that

 

[SSJPhenom]

Man, I wish that there was a legit reason for me to vote for Goldust over Warrior.

I can't stand the Ultimate Warrior, but I digress. He's going to go over and in all honesty, he should go over. I don't want him to, but he should.

 

[The Dragon Saga]

Plus, I bought Nigel's retirement DVD.

Can't say I ever bought an Austin DVD, so there is that

Extra $25 to Nigel.

 

[ABMorales787]

Even in bizarreness, Warrior trumps Goldust.

 

[The Brain]

In other, non-Hogan news;

Why do we keep sucking Tito Santana's dick and let him into this tournament, when it seems like he loses every first round?

There are guys in this tournament less deserving than Santana. I'm sure there are plenty of other guys that lose in the first round every year. It kind of seems appropriate for Tito. Reminds me of him losing at mania seven years in a row. Besides Tito does have one vote from Prowrestlingfan.

 

[Con T.]

Besides Tito does have one vote from Prowrestlingfan.

any semblance of a point you were trying to make just got destroyed by that

 

[The Brain]

any semblance of a point you were trying to make just got destroyed by that

I thought you would like that. When I saw who the one guy that voted for Santana was I just had to point it out to you.

 

[The Brain]

I'm going with Daniel Bryan. Considering this is ECW, Lawler really has no hardcore experience other than that almost WWE title win against Miz.

So very wrong

 

[AhSpicyDrop]

So very wrong

As a person that watched more USWA than WCW or WWF, I literally puked a little bit in my mouth when I read the shit that Solo wrote. There's a lot of uneducated shit coming out in these debates this year.

 

[Con T.]

I've decided to take my smarminess and unleash it on the fools. Sorry to take away a good tenth of posts.

And sorry in advance, nightmare... Actually, no I'm not

 

[Hyorinmaru]

So very wrong

I lost brain cells reading that shit.

 

[Bernkastel]

I think D Bry might be wanked harder than CM Punk this year. If he beats Lawler and then goes over Inoki I'll start red repping the crap out of people.

 

[klunderbunker]

The worst part is Lawler has more natural talent at working a crowd than Bryan could ever dream of and no one is going to care because Bryan has found one idea that works. Lawler could teach anyone a lesson in how to be a better heel and how to work a group of fans into hating him, but hey, Bryan can do 857 submission holds, and that's what matters in wrestling right?

 

[Coco]

I lost brain cells reading that shit.

1) You don't have any more brain cells to lose.

2) You can't read.

 

[Coco]

Bryan has found one idea that works.

Except for all those ideas that worked on the independent scene.

Which never happened because they didn't occur on a bigger stage. Like a tree falling in the woods with nobody to hear it. Or something.

 

[nightmare]

I've decided to take my smarminess and unleash it on the fools. Sorry to take away a good tenth of posts.

And sorry in advance, nightmare... Actually, no I'm not

Its cool. You are just trying to stir shit up, when there is no reason to. Quite frankly we have never really interacted before this tournament came back around. I attribute it to you being whiny & having nothing better to do.

I mean, c'mon. Arguing that Bobo was soooo influential, after admitting you know jack shit about him other than he was a nice black guy who was in the NWA? Yet still voting for Rey proves the point. You dont even believe your own crap, so why the effort?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

1) You don't have any more brain cells to lose.

not after reading that I don't

2) You can't read.

just because I don'r doesn't mean I can't

 

[klunderbunker]

Except for all those ideas that worked on the independent scene.

Which never happened because they didn't occur on a bigger stage. Like a tree falling in the woods with nobody to hear it. Or something.

They're in New York/Philly so they automatically don't count.

 

[Coco]

The rules of this dance get sillier every year.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

So it looks like all the Lawler supporters are having the same problem Harthan had, interesting....

 

[Con T.]

Its cool. You are just trying to stir shit up, when there is no reason to. Quite frankly we have never really interacted before this tournament came back around. I attribute it to you being whiny & having nothing better to do.

I mean, c'mon. Arguing that Bobo was soooo influential, after admitting you know jack shit about him other than he was a nice black guy who was in the NWA? Yet still voting for Rey proves the point. You dont even believe your own crap, so why the effort?

Oh joy, now we'll also get passive aggressive and dick jokes.

My gosh, my heart is to burst with content

Word to the wise; when I say I don't know much about the guy, rest assured it means I still know more than you

 

[JGlass]

Oh good, this is the part of the tournament that we all cherish where everyone starts being a dick to each other because they have differing opinions on wrestling.

 

[Con T.]

Oh good, this is the part of the tournament that we all cherish where everyone starts being a dick to each other because they have differing opinions on wrestling.

Is this really any different from normal?

 

[JGlass]

Is this really any different from normal?

I suppose not, but the Wrestle Zone Tournament just seems to throw some lighter fluid on the fire.

 

[Con T.]

I suppose not, but the Wrestle Zone Tournament just seems to throw some lighter fluid on the fire.

It's never any fun unless someone's threatening to rip open your mouth and shit down your throat