[On The Air]: Official CH David Thread

[Ferbian]

That would be epic. Don't do it to people that could possibly have watched the DVD. Do it to an elder person.

 

[CH David]

I so want to do that, just as a joke. But I might get in trouble. So I guess I would have to just act like a greeter, without actually being employed.

 

[Ferbian]

Two parts I really love is the parts where he 1. Has Peanut going "And he wants to kill me. But he won't. Because that would be a kind of suicide" and 2. When Peanut compares the dolls to Jeff Dunham's moods.

 

[CH David]

That part is great. I remember Achmed had me in stitches when I first watched that. "SILENCE! I kill you!"

 

[Ferbian]

I couldn't possibly agree more. Achmed was the first Dunham character I ever watched.

 

[CH David]

I was actually crying from laughing at that part.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Wore dress shoes for 5 hours

Put my sneakers back on and forgot how to walk for 10 minutes

 

[CH David]

Yeah, dress shoes will do that to ya. I had them for a good 7 1/2 hours on Wednesday before I was able to throw my gym shoes on for work. It was definitely weird. How was the wedding and I'm also guessing the reception?

 

[Pepe Silvia]

I thought I was going to have a good time, until I realized how awkward it was when I figured out I don't know who I'm... well, technically... related to? Kind of complicated. Twas my half brother's wedding, and I never really knew anyone on his father's side. Yet, my father raised the both of us from when he was 16 months (He's now 26) all the way til he graduated high school. The fact that his father acted like he was some big hero when he did nothing for the first 18 years of Jason's life made me want to fucking punch him in the face, too.

Idk, possibly flirting with my brother's relatives, even if I'm not related by blood, made the whole thing just weeeird.

Fun though. We were running late so we changed in a fucking cemetery. Two cars drove by during this (One was a pizza delivery dude)

 

[CH David]

Ahh yes, the half family situation. I know of it well, however I know most of the relatives on that side, so I should be good on that end. Unfortunate thing is, some of them are very good looking.

You changed in a cemetary?!?!?!?!

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Yup. We were already like 10 minutes late, so we pulled into a cemetery 0.5 miles before the church 'cause we figured no one would be there. I changed in front someone who died in the 1850's grave.

 

[CH David]

Holy fuck that is great. Would have been funny if they had died on the same day you were there.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Oh, and someone at the table next to me was the spitting image of Dixie Carter. Freaked me the fuck out.

 

[CH David]

100% positive it wasn't her?

 

[Pepe Silvia]

I think I would have had more of an urge to dump my Halibut on her face

 

[CH David]

This is also true. But then again, you did say you weren't too familiar with the whole family situation.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

...Oh my god mind blown

 

[CH David]

That would be crazy if you were somehow related to Dixie Carter. If you were, you could get in with her and tell her what the fuck is going on.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

If Eric Bischoff can't tell her what's going on, I have NO chance.

Bischoff could tell me cows farted cocaine and I'd believe it.

 

[CH David]

Hahahahahahahahahahahahaahahahahahaahahahahaha. Cows fart cocaine. That would be amazing to see.

Someone needs to tell her something if they want that company to turn around.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

I think it's kind of starting to. ...Ugh. At least WWE got fucking great. I wasn't a fan of the past year (Whenever I say year, I mean Wrestlemania to Wrestlemania) when the commentators used the word bully once every two matches to describe the heel.

 

[CH David]

Yeah, Raw at least was the one that got better. SmackDown in my opinion was great stuff, at least from May onward. But then again I'm biased because Punk is my favorite and he dominated last summer.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

SmackDown went form being great to amazing, but that's probably because I'm a pretty big Big Show fan. I think he's a better heel though.

 

[CH David]

I actually like Show as a face. I thought he was heel for too long. But I've enjoyed his work. SmackDown has had the higher quality for quite a while.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

You know, as much as I love heel Punk, isn't his gimmick kind of... Well, to put it this way, he's making kids cheer alcoholics. Isn't that kind of a bad thing?