TNA Impact Wrestling - September 6, 2012
1. Jeff Hardy vs. Samoa Joe in a BFG Series match - Pretty solid match to start the show off with. The match had some good solid action even though the outcome was pretty much evident with Taz & Tenay mentioning that whomever is in first place in the BFG Series after tonight gets to pick his opponent at No Surrender. If Joe wins, he takes over 1st place from James Storm and you just got the sense that wasn't going to happen. Let's be honest, Samoa Joe has spent most of the past 3 years or so kind of wandering aimlessly around TNA and the company wasn't suddenly going to up and change all of a sudden, so you knew Hardy was going to win. I thought the ending of the match was a little on the weak side. Hardy allegedly catches Joe with Whisper in the Wind, even though it looked like he either missed him by a mile or just barely, and I mean just barely, made any contact. But, being the pro that he is, Joe sold the hit to his arm before Hardy put him into some weak looking submission hold. I thought Hardy was going for the Anaconda Vice but all he did was cradle Joe's head like he was about to breast feed him while putting Joe's "hurt" arm between his legs. Joe taps after a few seconds and gives Hardy the win at the 12 minute mark, giving Hardy 10 points for the submission.
**1/4
Samoa Joe & Magnus - After the match, Joe is being interviewed by Christy Hemme when they're interrupted by Magnus. Magnus does a good job of heeling it up here by sort of extending the olive branch of friendship & respect while simultaneously running Joe down and blaming him for losing the tag titles. After shaking hands, Magnus walks back a few feet before attacking Joe from behind. It'd be nice to see something happen with Magnus as the guy's got potential.
Thumbs Up
Championship Thursday Segment #1 - We've seen this a few times in the past in which the contenders sit around in Hogan's office and talk about why they should be next in line for title shots. In the first go around, AJ Styles shows up late to the meeting and is eliminated but not before he basically runs down whatever makes up the TNA tag team picture these days by calling them "slapped together" and not real teams. But I'm sure Styles & his partner, whomever that might've been, would've been a "real team."

Gunner & Kid Kash and The Robbies tried to run down Chavo as a has been, which just kind of made me roll my eyes. While Chavo isn't a superstar by any degree, he is compared to these guys. I dunno, it just doesn't do anything for me when four scrubs try to run down someone that's done more than all of them combined.
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2. Tara vs. Gail Kim - Prior to this match, they do a segment backstage with Tara, Brooke Hogan & Gail Kim. Tara is told by Brooke that she faces Tessmacher at No Surrender before Kim interrupts and does her thing, so Brooke makes a match between them. All in all, a decent effort from the Knockouts in the match. Like the first match, it was obvious who was going to take it, but the match had some pretty good action for the 3.5 minutes it lasted. Tara ultimately gets the win via Widows Peak.
*3/4
Al Snow & Joey Ryan - I'm mixed on this segment. Joe Ryan did a good job in my opinion and continued to show why he's the only one of the Gut Check partipants that actually should've gotten a yes. Al Snow bores me to death and just strikes me as one of those guys that hasn't really done anything in wrestling, yet they try to pass off as being a star in the past. Snow announces that Ryan will have another shot at Gut Check and that he'll have to face him in the ring. I can't say that I'm overly thrilled about seeing Al Snow wrestle again. He slaps Ryan and Ryan complains that he doesn't work for TNA and that he's going to sue, which I thought looked kinda weak. Ryan will probably wind up beating Snow and getting a contract. It's not much of a payoff, but it's pretty much what was expected.
Thumbs In The Middle
Austin Aries' Interrogation Segment #1 - I thought these segments were painfully bad. When I first heard Hogan say that Aries was going to be allowed to persuade this guy to talk, I just had a sinking feeling in my gut that they were going to resort to some cheesy B movie tough guy bullshit. That's pretty much what they did. The first segment started with a security guard dropping the guy that attacked Aries into a chair while he's handcuffed. I found myself wondering exactly how this came about. I mean, did the guy just suddenly show up at IW all by himself and was taken into custody by a lone security guard? Anyhow, Aries tries to go all Punisher on this guy and it just doesn't work at all. Aries doesn't have the look or the vibe going for him to be some sort of sadistic prick that tortures a guy to get answers. I'm sorry, but he just doesn't. It only makes the whole thing come off even cheesier.
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Championship Thursday Segment #2 - This was the second segment with Hogan whittling down the next batch of potential challengers. Hogan ultimately eliminates Gunner & Kash because they've taken the debate too personally. The hell? I thought being passionate & letting everyone know beyond a shadow of a doubt as to why you should be next in line was really the whole point of these segments. So that leaves Chavo & Hernandez and The Robbies. Gee, I wonder who'll get the title shot.
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3. Rob Van Dam vs. Bully Ray in a BFG Series match - Kind of like Hardy vs. Joe, this was a pretty decent match in which you already knew the outcome before the bell rang. There was some good action with RVD hitting most of his spots. RVD continues to look much slower and a little more awkard than he used to but Ray does a good job of selling his moves. The end comes with RVD going to the top to go for the Five Star Frog Splash before...yep, you guessed it...stopping to do his little RVD pose. In the meantime Bully Ray gets back to his feet and RVD leaps from the top with Ray catching him in a modified Bully Cutter for the win at the 8.5 minute mark. It maeks me wonder if TNA is going to turn RVD as he's lost a lot of matches lately, due in large part to him looking like a complete idiot posing during crucial moments in the match. Ray gets the win and RVD is out of the BFG Series.
**1/4
Austin Aries Interrogation Segment #2 - Yeah, I thought this was even more embarassing than the first. Aries is backstage slapping the guy before using a pair of pliers on his tongue. Hogan shows up & talks Aries down before he starts to beat on the guy for a bit before someone from Aces & Eights calls Hogan. Hogan demands that they bring the guy that they're calling the "arm breaker" meet them at the end of the show and face Aries at No Surrender before hanging up.
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Cowboy James Storm - Great promo work from Storm and probably the highlight of the show for me thus far. Storm portraying the blue collar country boy works great as it's something that's helped get a lot of guys over in the past. Storm delivers a passionate promo while putting over his recent history and the fact that he's now in first place in the BFG Series. He calls out the other three remaining guys and they come out onto the stage. Ultimately, Storm picks Bully Ray to face at No Surrender saying that Ray ended his chance for glory last year, so he'll end his this year. Good stuff from Storm and I think TNA really needs to get truly behind him. Outside of Bully Ray, I think Storm is probably the best guy on the mic in TNA right now.
Thumbs Up
Championship Thursday Segment #3 - Hogan is backstage with the two remaining teams and ultimately gives Chavo & Hernandez the shot, much to the dismay of The Robbies. Nothing good or bad about this segment, it was just completely predictable. After all, nobody's gonna give a shit about a tag title match featuring The Robbies and everyone knows it.
N/A
4. Christopher Daniels & Kazarian vs. Chavo Guerrero & Hernandez for the TNA World Tag Team Championship - I thought this match was ok. I can't say that I was exactly excited about it but I thought they put forth a decent effort all in all, even though there were a fair amount of botched spots. The crowd popped for the spots they were expected to and it ultimately came down to the heels cheating to retain. Daniels hits Hernandez with one of the belts, allowing Kazarian to get the pin around the 15 minute mark. The match was ok, I personally thought it dragged a little bit, but it was ok.
**
Hulk Hogan & Austin Aries - After the match, Hogan comes out and does his posing thing on the ramp for a few minutes before announcing that the tag champs will defend their titles at No Surrender against AJ Styles and his "real tag team" partner Kurt Angle. Aries eventually makes his way to the ring with his victim in tow, I think they called him Mike, and called out the "arm breaker" again. He doesn't show so Aries starts beating on Mike again before arm breaker eventually shows up. He then takes out Mike with a foreign object before Aries attacks him. This arm breaker guy throws some really weak looking, fake ass punches and he & Aries brawl to end the show.
Thumbs Down
Final Thoughts - Tonight's show had its share of ups and downs. The ups consisted of overall pretty solid wrestling action and a great promo from James Storm. The two BFG Series matches were pretty good and had some good action. You knew who was going to win each match before the bell rang, but they still delivered pretty decent matches. The Knockout match was ok, nothing special, but ok for the time they were given. The tag title match wasn't great, but it was also ok. Nothing really great, but overall decent action. I thought the rest of the show was pretty much a bomb. The Championship Thursday concept, to me, is already off to a dull start. I know #1 contender matches have been done a whole lot but I still like them better than listening to a room full of guys bitching about why they should be next in line for a title shot. It didn't work with the tag team titles tonight I think, in part, because TNA's tag team scene is extraordinarily weak right now. Gunner & Kash and The Robbies have zero credibility so Chavo & Hernandez were the only two left. The interrogation segments of the Aces & Eights member by Austin Aries were awful. I'm not putting Aries down, I don't think really anyone could've pulled it off because it was so cheesy. Aries doesn't have that tough guy, sadistic badass aura about him nor the look, so that didn't help. In all honesty, I don't think I could care less about seeing him waste his time facing this arm breaker guy at No Surrender. Aside from the BFG Series matches, nothing else really got any hype for the ppv. At the last minute, they suddenly add three matches to the card for the ppv without any real hype. RVD faces Magnus, Kurt Angle & AJ Styles get a shot at the tag titles and Zema Ion defends the X Division title against Sonjay Dutt. Last night's show was pretty decent but it was weak by go home show standards.
Grade: C+