NorCal NightCap 1/28/2010
A ridiculous show tonight, im still trying to remember everything I saw
So this dude was Nigel Mcguiness? the guy everyone has been fapping off too all this time? Needs to get into a gym. Wasn't particularly impressive, in any way, but after all, he DID spend most of the match getting his ass whipped by Val Venis. In a moment of genius booking, Val does the smart thing, and all but entirely sets himself up for Wolfes move. Whatever. if he got on the juice, he would likely be impressive. His valet is smokin hot though.
What a fucking absurd match between Tex Mex and Daniels. One of the most stupidly worked and booked matches ive ever seen in my life. How much does Hernandez outweigh him by?? About 200 fucking pounds? And there is Daniels, selling SuperMex's offense like he was fighting someone the same size as him. Even WORSE, Hernandex sold fucking DANIELS offense the same way!!! How ridiculous did this all look? Can you imagine.
A wonderfully stupid promo fight between Teh Nasty Boyz and 3D. I fucking loved this. Im sure Sam will come in here all snobby like, acting like he is above enjoying something like this. Well, whatever it was perfectly entertaining, and funny as shit (unintentionally)
The Knockouts match featured one of the absolute dumbest moves ive ever seen. Hamada literally had in her in a top wrist lock for like, a fucking minute. While she walked around. All over. On the ropes. and THEN does a flippy in the air, which results in a very small amount of damage to her opponent. Like the same amount that wouldve been done by a simple arm drag. If you do ten extra steps, including one that is extremely difficult and dangerous, to perform a simple, basic move....You look like an idiot. Decent match though, and I guess it was a huge deal that Madison Rayne won?
Somehow, this managed to NOT be the most ridiculous thing of the night. Oh no. I got my introduction to the lovely X-Division. Or, as I like to refer to it, the "WHAT THE FUCK IS GOING ON!?! Division".....Honestly. Who were these guys? What were their gimmicks? Who was heel? Who was face? Why do none of them work out? Why were they standing around waiting to be slammed on and kicked and punched? Do they do headlocks ever? So TBK kicks Amazing Red in the face, and his team wins....and out comes British Invasion. Ol boy cashes in The Money In The Bank contract and proceeds to
SUPLEX THE HOLY MOTHERFUCK BEJEESUS out of Amazing Red. He should change his name to" Amazing head slammed into the fucking mat" after this. I dont even know how to describe what I saw. You have to see it. This suplex alone was more entertaining than anything on RAW combined in the year 2010. I am informed that the guys name is Doug Williams. Yea, the guy who played QB for the Redskins in that superbowl back in the day. Fucking crazy. Well whatever, im going to call him suplex guy. I love him.
Good development with Kurt Angle and Hulkster. I love how they leave things ambiguous as to were exactly Hogan MIGHT be on this whole thing. Love it, one of those things that makes me look forward to next week.
Aj Styles and Ric Flair caused shenanigans. Give a shit. They had about one or two too many of these, and they didnt really vary much. You can tell AJ is trying really hard, but this character just isnt him.
Fucking LOVE Mr.Anderson, and how much he has improved, since he almost broke Randy Orton's neck (the last time I saw him). He draws better heat now than ever, which is saying something fucking serious in the "we pop like a motherfucker for everyone" Zone. Jeff Jarrett is a fatty. Pretty good worked, entertaining match though. Anderson could be huge, he really DOES have that IT factor.
Good show this week. Not as good as last week, but still the best wrestling show so far.
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