[OFFICIAL] Take a Hit with Crock and SSC

[goodlay]

I'd argue for you SSC, but I feel like I would just run over all the same points you did...

 

[Super Hans]

Michael Jordan.

Having not looked at the thread, i would have went Tiger Woods.

 

[The Crock]

Tiger?!?! No way. He's still behind Arnold Palmer.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

.... but Tiger's "off the field" athletics is where he takes the cake.

 

[Super Hans]

Tiger?!?! No way. He's still behind Arnold Palmer.

Golf is more competitive in todays era, back then it was amateur golf, and he is ahead of Palmer already, Jack Nicklaus is the only one ahead of him in terms of majors. And i cant think of a sportsman who has won a major championship with a broken leg. That is fucking superhuman.

 

[The Crock]

I'm not talking about majors, I mean pure skills. He's behind Palmer who to me is number 2. But look, I'm not doubting Tiger's skill, but who has he had to compete against... Lefty?

 

[The Crock]

Best pick-up line ever: If you wanna go to jail, damn pedos.

"Y'ever seen what happens when you fit a 'watermelon' into a 'pinhole'?" "No..." "Want to?"

 

[Pepe Silvia]

What if it was $1000?

 

[The Crock]

Buy a shitty lawyer and a hooker.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

What did you think of Cheech and Chong hosting RAW?

 

[The Crock]

Motherfuckers, I'm gonna pull a NorCal here... POST IN THIS FUCKING THREAD OR I WILL KILL A BITCH!!!

 

[The Crock]

What did you think of Cheech and Chong hosting RAW?

They couldn't use any good weed jokes, but this is SSC's department. SSC: Weed and Music, Crock: Pussy and Violence.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

If I hit you in the face with a bat and then dropped $350 cash on your chest, and then just walked away, what would your first reaction be?

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Someone likes my sig.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

...Expect arguments for Mays

 

[The Crock]

Use that money to get a shitty lawyer, cuz I'd go postal on your ass.

 

[The Crock]

Someone likes my sig.

The contest is literally you and SSC, I love Numbers but he can't win when he doesn't even have the best BOXER ever.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Yea I scoffed at Numbers' pick when I saw it. But he's from the UK.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Show your support for SSC! Who wants him to win the mod contest?

Not me. Nothing personal.

 

[The Crock]

Not me. Nothing personal.

Obviously. You're a Numbers supporter through and through.

 

[The Crock]

At some point down the road I'll change my name to "The Crock Sucker", thought I'd share.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

SSC is taking folks to school on the tiny yellow bus.

Crock Sucker, FTW.

 

[The Crock]

I know right. Psh, I got your back all the way in that thread. SSC WILL BE THE NEXT MOD. I'll even put that shit in my sig!

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

AWWW YEEEAAAHHHZZZ.

Tdigs arguing that Ali's conversion to islam and his showboating makes him a better athlete, LOL. PA-LEEEZE.

When one is not even the best at their own sport, how can they be declared the greatest athlete?

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

I gotta spread. Happens far too often.