Big Nick Dudley
Nick
WWE Monday Night Raw-January 24th, 2010- Detroit, MI (should have been there)
Edge/Rumble Challenge
The Good: This was a fresh way to start Raw. Sure, it was more of the same from Edge, but an old face can do the trick sometimes.
His jokes were funny enough, and I was on the edge of my seat hoping Cole would get snapped in half.
The Bad: The little "Rumble Challenge" was a bit off. Adding the #40 spot was a decent idea, minus no one actually taking the #40 spot. I didn't figure anyone would actually throw Edge out, so it wasn't surprising he won. Punishing Edge for past troubles just didn't grab my attention, especially knowing he wouldn't lose.
The New Nexus and The Corre
The Good: A face-off between the two groups without turning into a gang war was nice. I was really happy when they didn't announce a match between both factions that night, as I think this may play right into Mania, and if that turns out to be true, I don't need to see the groups fight one another until Mania actually happens.
Having Barrett vs. Punk with the losers faction not being allowed in the Rumble was a nice touch. Also, I like how the new guy (the Batista clone) is completely hypnotized by everything Punk says, much more so than Harris, Hennig JR., and Otunga.
The Bad: This whole thing is getting stale. No matter how much I like Punk and Barrett, I cannot bring myself to care about any other member of either stable. It's almost painful to listen to the other guys on the mic.
Sheamus/Alberto Del Rio vs. Miz-Ark and John Morrison
The Good: It's the Monday prior to the Rumble, so I guess you have to get most of the players into as many matches as possible...?
The Bad: This match was just terribly typical. Also, is this match supposed to let us know that Miz-Ark is close to the level of Del Rio, Sheamus and JoMo? Because he isn't. Totally generic tag-team match, and I should have used this time to do some homework.
Melina vs. Natalya, Women's Championship, followed by LayCool
The Good: That Sharpshooter was freakin' amazing. I've known for quite some time now that Melina is incredibly flexible, but God..Damn.
The Bad: LayCool makes me want to change the channel...if it weren't for Layla's shapely behind.
Punk and Nexus Talking About the Rumble Match
The Good: While I refuse to hide my lack of enthusiasm for this group, the dynamic between Punk and this Ryan guy is pretty good. He worships the ground Punk walks on, and seems like he's going to destroy the first guy to seriously question Punk's leadership. Nice touch here.
The Bad: Mic skills of the Nexus, minus Punk. Not one of these guys, not even Otunga, has the ability to cut a convincing promo. When any of them speak, outside of Punk, I feel like muting the television.
Miz vs. Edge
The Good: Just about everything worked well here. A solid match, and I like the Champion vs. Champion matches, as long as we don't get one before each PPV.
Orton came out on fire. The crowd was pretty calm while Edge was being beaten down, and they popped HUGE for Orton. Boring, huh? I guess every live crowd in America tends to disagree with most of our "experts" around here.
The Bad: Nothing wrong here, best segment of the night.
Daniel Bryan and The Bella's vs. Ted DiBiase/Maryse/Alicia Fox (right spelling?..ah, who cares)
The Good: Nothing worth mentioning. This match was just a filler, and I'm not sure if Bryan and DiBiase are actually feuding, or just being thrown together to fill time.
The Bad: I wouldn't describe this as bad, but it wasn't good. It wasn't entertaining. Boring match, boring feud, etc.
Daniel Bryan/Bella Twins/Gail Kim- While I won't rate this, it needs to be mentioned. Next to the Miz/Edge match, this was the best part of the night. Daniel Bryan is bangin' Gail Kim? Sweet. This must have driven Michael Cole (kayfabe) insane. Highly entertaining segment.
Harris/Perfect Jr. vs. Santino/Kozlov, for The Tag Team titl...wait, non-championship match..Cole screwed it up.
The Good: Seeing Santino almost use The Cobra..?
The Bad: This match was shot from the start. From Cole fucking up the match stipulations, to Husky Harris being as terrible as ever, to it being really short...this whole thing sucked. I really hope Harris and Perfect Jr. do not win the belts. Both men seem to be anti-Entertainment, and would make terrible tag champs.
CM Punk vs. Wade Barrett, with Special Ref John Cena
The Good: This turning into an all-out Rumble was totally expected, but as with every other year, it worked.
We all know Cena is going to be in the Rumble match, but adding some interest in his status for said event never hurts.
The Bad: This match never really got off the ground, but that isn't really a bad thing. Having little wrestling wasn't great, but I understand why these two aren't having a huge match yet. I really have nothing overly negative to say about this segment.
OVERALL: C+
The show worked, but it wasn't all that entertaining. It all went according to plan, and I really wish I didn't have to say that each week. The show is definitely lacking in variety, and isn't nearly as hot as it was six months ago.
This Rumble is lacking a bit of star power. I would have much rather seen John Morrison challenge Miz for the title, and have Orton in the Rumble. Orton wouldn't need to win the Rumble, but he easily poses the biggest threat to Cena. Having those men in the Rumble, together, would have been a bit like Austin and Rock in 2001. I'm really disappointed that Randy won't be in the Rumble. But then again, who knows, maybe he'll get in there somehow. I hope anyways.
Edge/Rumble Challenge
The Good: This was a fresh way to start Raw. Sure, it was more of the same from Edge, but an old face can do the trick sometimes.
His jokes were funny enough, and I was on the edge of my seat hoping Cole would get snapped in half.
The Bad: The little "Rumble Challenge" was a bit off. Adding the #40 spot was a decent idea, minus no one actually taking the #40 spot. I didn't figure anyone would actually throw Edge out, so it wasn't surprising he won. Punishing Edge for past troubles just didn't grab my attention, especially knowing he wouldn't lose.
The New Nexus and The Corre
The Good: A face-off between the two groups without turning into a gang war was nice. I was really happy when they didn't announce a match between both factions that night, as I think this may play right into Mania, and if that turns out to be true, I don't need to see the groups fight one another until Mania actually happens.
Having Barrett vs. Punk with the losers faction not being allowed in the Rumble was a nice touch. Also, I like how the new guy (the Batista clone) is completely hypnotized by everything Punk says, much more so than Harris, Hennig JR., and Otunga.
The Bad: This whole thing is getting stale. No matter how much I like Punk and Barrett, I cannot bring myself to care about any other member of either stable. It's almost painful to listen to the other guys on the mic.
Sheamus/Alberto Del Rio vs. Miz-Ark and John Morrison
The Good: It's the Monday prior to the Rumble, so I guess you have to get most of the players into as many matches as possible...?
The Bad: This match was just terribly typical. Also, is this match supposed to let us know that Miz-Ark is close to the level of Del Rio, Sheamus and JoMo? Because he isn't. Totally generic tag-team match, and I should have used this time to do some homework.
Melina vs. Natalya, Women's Championship, followed by LayCool
The Good: That Sharpshooter was freakin' amazing. I've known for quite some time now that Melina is incredibly flexible, but God..Damn.
The Bad: LayCool makes me want to change the channel...if it weren't for Layla's shapely behind.
Punk and Nexus Talking About the Rumble Match
The Good: While I refuse to hide my lack of enthusiasm for this group, the dynamic between Punk and this Ryan guy is pretty good. He worships the ground Punk walks on, and seems like he's going to destroy the first guy to seriously question Punk's leadership. Nice touch here.
The Bad: Mic skills of the Nexus, minus Punk. Not one of these guys, not even Otunga, has the ability to cut a convincing promo. When any of them speak, outside of Punk, I feel like muting the television.
Miz vs. Edge
The Good: Just about everything worked well here. A solid match, and I like the Champion vs. Champion matches, as long as we don't get one before each PPV.
Orton came out on fire. The crowd was pretty calm while Edge was being beaten down, and they popped HUGE for Orton. Boring, huh? I guess every live crowd in America tends to disagree with most of our "experts" around here.
The Bad: Nothing wrong here, best segment of the night.
Daniel Bryan and The Bella's vs. Ted DiBiase/Maryse/Alicia Fox (right spelling?..ah, who cares)
The Good: Nothing worth mentioning. This match was just a filler, and I'm not sure if Bryan and DiBiase are actually feuding, or just being thrown together to fill time.
The Bad: I wouldn't describe this as bad, but it wasn't good. It wasn't entertaining. Boring match, boring feud, etc.
Daniel Bryan/Bella Twins/Gail Kim- While I won't rate this, it needs to be mentioned. Next to the Miz/Edge match, this was the best part of the night. Daniel Bryan is bangin' Gail Kim? Sweet. This must have driven Michael Cole (kayfabe) insane. Highly entertaining segment.
Harris/Perfect Jr. vs. Santino/Kozlov, for The Tag Team titl...wait, non-championship match..Cole screwed it up.
The Good: Seeing Santino almost use The Cobra..?
The Bad: This match was shot from the start. From Cole fucking up the match stipulations, to Husky Harris being as terrible as ever, to it being really short...this whole thing sucked. I really hope Harris and Perfect Jr. do not win the belts. Both men seem to be anti-Entertainment, and would make terrible tag champs.
CM Punk vs. Wade Barrett, with Special Ref John Cena
The Good: This turning into an all-out Rumble was totally expected, but as with every other year, it worked.
We all know Cena is going to be in the Rumble match, but adding some interest in his status for said event never hurts.
The Bad: This match never really got off the ground, but that isn't really a bad thing. Having little wrestling wasn't great, but I understand why these two aren't having a huge match yet. I really have nothing overly negative to say about this segment.
OVERALL: C+
The show worked, but it wasn't all that entertaining. It all went according to plan, and I really wish I didn't have to say that each week. The show is definitely lacking in variety, and isn't nearly as hot as it was six months ago.
This Rumble is lacking a bit of star power. I would have much rather seen John Morrison challenge Miz for the title, and have Orton in the Rumble. Orton wouldn't need to win the Rumble, but he easily poses the biggest threat to Cena. Having those men in the Rumble, together, would have been a bit like Austin and Rock in 2001. I'm really disappointed that Randy won't be in the Rumble. But then again, who knows, maybe he'll get in there somehow. I hope anyways.