Raw Opener
I enjoyed this segment. Orton was actually given something to do, and did well with it. Best promo he's cut in months. Barrett was solid as usual. Cena often goes overboard, but it wasn't bad. It's nice to see all three guys involved in this feud, as opposed to just Cena and Barrett.
Gabriel/Slater vs. Hart Dynasty
Decent match, about average for a Raw tag match. I like that these teams are actual tag teams. Much better than the thrown-together garbage we usually get. I think it's a shame that the Hart kids are breaking up. What in the hell are they doing to do without each other? I doubt either are ready for singles competition. Plus, their are so many mid-card guys already, where do they fit it? I think it's stupid.
Sheamus/Santino/Kozlov/Morrison
Sheamus cut a decent promo here. Usually, I find him to be completely flat and boring on the mic, but he seemed legitimately pissed that Santino pinned him. Santino was funny, and the crowd was really into what he was saying/doing. Why can't Santino just get a push already? Stop making him look like a fool, the guy can actually wrestle.
Kozlov was humorous, but no one thought he stood a chance. He's nothing more than a glorified jobber these days, and it showed. Nice kick by Morrison. The feud will probably be short between Morrison and Sheamus, and that might be for the best.
Orton/R-Truth Backstage
Besides R-Truth being beyond awful on the mic, this was effective. I wish Orton had picked a different partner, or had gone at it alone, but whatever.
Mark Henry/Pee Wee/Diva's
Totally pointless. Mark Henry is a bum. I'm sorry, he is. He's big. That's it. Can't talk, can't wrestle. The Diva's were smokin, as usual. And what the hell was up with Lita? Nice to see her fine self, but what did that really matter?
Zack Ryder/Big Zeke
Neither guy interests me..at all. Actually, Ryder calling someone "Bro" every five seconds makes me want to change the channel. Squash match here, with Big Zeke looking strong..even though he doesn't do much.
Pee Wee/Miz/Riley/Big Show
I must admit, the idea of Pee Wee Herman taking up anothe segment nearly made me stop watching, but it wasn't bad. Is it just me, or is Alex Riley more entertaining, in almost every way possible, than the Miz? Show comes out with that idiotic suit on. Show is beginning to wear on me as of late. The match was shit, as you might expect with Show and Miz. Pee Wee and Riley were the best part of this, to be honest.
Barrett/Cena Backstage
Barrett telling Cena to scrub his back was priceless..minus Cena screaming at him, which seemed a bit forced and over-the-top. Actually laughed out loud at that, and not in a good way.
DiBiase/Daniel Bryan
Decent match. DiBiase looked good (as did Maryse in that dress), and Bryan is continuing to impress on a large scale. Daniel Bryan is by far the most over mid-carder I've seen in a long time.
LayCool/Natalya
No one cares. Two of the most annoying, yet attractive, women on television. I can't believe some of you think Natalya is hot. She looks like her old man, and that's not a positive.
Vince/"Doctor"/Steph/HHH (in voice only)
Funny, but completely shameful. But hey, I've watched campaign ads this year with far less class, so this isn't that bad. HHH staying off camera makes me think they are saving him for a big surprise sometime soon, at least I hope.
Otunga/Barrett vs. Orton/R-Truth
Otunga is about as interesting as a big rock. I think he stinks, completely. Not a fan of Truth either, especially that idiotic rap song. This match did nothing. Showed what Cena "might" do at Survivor Series. Not a very good match either. Very slow and uneventful. But, that's what happens with Barrett/Orton. They are somewhat similar in the ring, and neither man moves quickly. So unless it's very violent, it won't be that impressive.
OVERALL: C+
As I said earlier, it's nice to see Orton involved in this angle. He showed some real passion on the mic last night, and actually did a good job of connecting with the crowd. It shows he is able to pull of mic work, as a face, if given the opportunity. This angle is getting more interesting by the week, I just hope we aren't in for a big letdown.
Can we stop this Guest Host shit already? What was the point? I don't care if it ended being funny or not. 9/10 times it will not be funny, nor serve a purpose. Come on Vince, you're so close! Just end that idiotic gimmick.
The crowd was absolutely awful, and the Diva's need to show more skin.