Jack-Hammer
YOU WILL RESPECT MY AUTHORITAH!!!!
WWE Raw
Memphis, Tennessee
Fed Ex Forum
October 22, 2013
Memphis, Tennessee
Fed Ex Forum
October 22, 2013
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Opening Segment - I really enjoyed the opener for Raw. Initially, it began with Triple H & Stephanie hyping the announced matches for Hell in a Cell. Triple H put over Shawn Michaels as the special guest referee for Bryan vs. Orton and mentioned how much respect he has for him when Big Show appears on the screen. Show laid into Trips & Steph, who people are referring to as The Authority, by appearing on the Titantron. He "pirated" the cable feed "somehow" and appeared "live via satellite" and insulted both Trips & Stephanie. Show & Trips initially went back & forth a bit while Stephanie was talking to the production crew at ringside to figure out how Show tapped into Raw's feed. She eventually manages to cut him off but not before he has his say. Daniel Bryan comes out soon after as something of a sign of disrespect to The Authority due to Triple H announcing that Dean Ambrose would be coming out. A simple & effective opener and while I'd personally rather see Bryan in this situation all by himself, Show's done a really good job in my eyes and at least it's not been some kind of faction war thing going on.
Daniel Bryan vs. Dean Ambrose - A strong & competitive match that did a nice job of highlighting both guys, especially Bryan's style before his big ppv match, with Bryan's long history with The Shield as a backstory. I was a little surprised to see a clean ending because I honestly expected Rollins & Reigns to interfere, or at least for Orton to make his presence felt. Bryan & Ambrose both got in a lot of offense and another live crowd continues to pop whenever Bryan especially gets going. The end comes about the 16.5 minute mark with Ambrose attempting a roll up, only for Bryan to roll through & counter with the Yes Lock, causing Ambrose to tap. It was a strong win for Bryan as, I believe, the only other singles match Ambrose has lost was against The Undertaker. ***1/4
CM Punk & Paul Heyman - At different times during the night, both Punk & Heyman would cut promos. Not long after the Bryan/Ambrose match, Punk walked out on the stage and gave a straight forward, cut to the chase promo hyping his match and reiterating that his primary goal is Paul Heyman. It was a bit repetitive but, it kept the crowd interested and Punk's already said all there really is to say. Heyman's promo was pretty damn riveting. I dug the intensity, even though it was all something of a mockery of CM Punk by comparing their mind sets with Punk being this volcano ready to erupt and Heyman being cold & calculating. He sounded like he was hyping a monster truck rally while blown away on crystal meth.
Backstage Segment - There was a brief backstage segment in which Shawn Michaels walks into Triple H & Stephanie's office and pals around for a bit. They continue to hype his involvement in HIAC and HBK pals around with Triple H for a bit, playfully teasing him about "growing up" and the suit and all that. Ultimately, however, the first hints of tension begin to develop when he asks Hunter why he thinks Bryan shouldn't be WWE Champion. Trips replies that Bryan can become champion, just that he shouldn't be the "face" of the company saying, "We're not a wheatgrass company." He goes into a few further things, highlighting negative qualities if you will, before HBK reminds him that people once said the same thing about the two of them. They kept the interaction light with HBK still sort of acting all easy going, but they built a slight amount of tension and that's what's needed initially.
Randy Orton vs. Dolph Ziggler - A pretty good match from Orton & Ziggler, though certainly not the best I've seen from them. It was hindered in my eyes due to the knowledge that Orton was going to score the clean win, given that Bryan did earlier, and that Ziggler was gonna eat another loss. It's crystal clear that WWE's given up on the idea of Ziggler being a top guy for the time being. Still, it was a good physical outing that made Orton look pretty physical & vicious. Close to the end, Orton is getting ready to strike with an RKO when Ziggler pops up and delivers a great dropkick for a nice near fall. As Orton recovers, Ziggler goes for either the Zig Zag or the sleeper but Orton holds onto the ropes and Ziggler slips off Orton's back. As he runs at him again, Orton meets him and successfully hits the RKO for the win about the 8 minute mark. **3/4
The Bella Twins vs. AJ Lee & Tamina - Over the past few weeks, WWE has featured probably the most consistently competent matches fielded in the Divas Division in quite some time. Even more surprising is that one or both of the Bella Twins have been involved in the match. This is the first time Nikki has been in the ring due to a leg fracture earlier this year and she's improved a good deal as well. There was some pretty decent action all in all, again FAR more than we're used to seeing from women in WWE. I've been having to eat some crow as it pertains to Brie as she's genuinely been working hard the past several weeks and she's a lot more confident in the ring. They gave her a much more enthusiastic response than she got a few weeks ago after she was beaten down by Tamina & AJ. The end comes about 6 minutes in, which felt longer to me but in a good way, when Brie goes for a running knee to AJ as she's leaning into the ropes. Tamina pushes AJ out of the way and eats the knee herself, meanwhile, AJ rolls Brie up but she rolls through it and pops up to catch AJ with the facebuster for the win. **1/2
Luke Harper & Eric Rowan vs. The Miz & Kofi Kingston - I enjoyed this match mostly because it continues to make Harper & Rowan look like a badass monster heel tag team. The action kind of dragged in the first half of the match as they spent most of the time just kickin' the crap out of Miz. Miz eventually does make the tag and the crowd lights up for Kofi's offense. Kofi is someone who really does work extremely well against big guys like Harper & Rowan. Even though he & Miz are about the same size, Kofi's speed & agility almost make me think he's smaller. Kofi holds his own with Harper & Rowan for a while before he's able to ultimately catch Rowan with Trouble in Paradise on apron, taking him out of the equation. He turns around to go back after Harper but winds up hitting a killer looking discus clothesline, given Harper & Rowan the win about the 5.5 minute mark. **1/4
John Cena & Daniel Bryan Videos - Cena's video highlighted some of the biggest moments of his career, including some of his earliest days in WWE. It was extremely well put together, though there was too much kissing Cena's ass with some of the various messages like "He makes us believe" and all that shit. Just a little too corny. Bryan's video package highlighted Bryan during the very earliest days of his career where he was wrestling for HBK and being taught to wrestle. It was cool seeing Bryan as a 19 or 20 year old kid just starting out with HBK putting him over.
CM Punk & Big E. Langston vs. Ryback & Curtis Axel - This match was initially supposed to be a singles match between Langston & Axel but both he & Ryback attack Langston before the match begins. Langston puts up a strong fight and holds his own for quite a while, making a couple of strong comebacks before the numbers catch up to him. Punk eventually runs out to make the save, nailing Ryback & Axel with a kendo stick and chasing them off. Vickie then decides to make the match a tag bout. The match itself was pretty good, nothing overly special, but it did help continue Langston's momentum. He looked impressive against Axel & Ryback and the crowd got behind him once Punk made the hot tag to him. It's eventually down to Axel & Langston and Langston eventually scores the win by hitting the Big Ending. It'd be announced later in the night that Langston gets an IC title shot on the HIAC kickoff show. **1/4
The Usos vs. Seth Rollins & Roman Reigns - This was a great, physical tag team #1 contender's match. The winners would face Cody Rhodes & Goldust at HIAC for the tag titles, with the champs being out on guest commentary during the match. There was a lot of back & forth action during the match, especially during the second half. I was expecting The Shield to pick up the win The Usos would gain control towards the end only for the control to revert back. On the outside, Dean Ambrose, still selling the effects of the Yes Lock from Bryan earlier in the night, was talking smack with the Rhodes boys and it eventually got physical. It eventually degenerated into a big brawl with the babyfaces all going against The Shield, resulting in a no contest about the 15 minute mark. This ultimately set up a triple threat match at HIAC for the tag titles. ***1/4
WWE Championship Contract Signing - I wasn't sure really what to expect here but it ultimately turned out to be a good final segment to hype the WWE Championship match. Orton gets on the stick first and runs Bryan down for a bit before signing. It's then Bryan's turn and he runs down Orton before turning to The Authority and signs as well. Triple H responds by saying that HBK wasted his time training Bryan, with Bryan responding that Hunter should trade in his suit for some wrestling gear so he can find out for himself. Trips replies that he only gets in the ring with stars and Bryan isn't a star, it fit nicely with everything that Triple H has said about Bryan over the course of the storyline. HBK chimes in eventually and says that it wasn't a waste of time for him to train Bryan and asks Triple H what his problem with Bryan was. He asked if it was because he's small, or because he has a big ol' bushy beard, or because he marches to the beat of his own drum. The tension between Triple H & HBK grows during this segment but, again, it's nothing over the top. The fans pop when HBK asks if the real reason Trips doesn't like Bryan is that in spite of all he's put him through or said about him that he's proven Triple H wrong. Big Show interrupts and drives a big rig from backstage and into the arena and climbs out the door, shouting at The Authority. He motions that Orton should turn around, which Orton does eventually, only to eat the running knee from Bryan. Bryan stands over a prone Orton while staring down Triple H for a bit before initiating a Yes chat. The show goes off the air with Bryan & Big Show at the big rig leading the Yes chant.
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Santino Marella vs. Heath Slater - I have no idea what happened here and I don't give a shit. I saw Santino, Hornswoggle & Great Khali come out dressed as Elvis and I flipped the channel. I've no doubt that I didn't miss a damn thing though.
The Real Americans vs. Tons of Funk - I just wasn't feeling this match. There wasn't really much of anything wrong with it technically, but I've already seen it go down and it's just gotten old. I think what really killed it was the commentary with all the ridiculous comments from Zeb Coulter & Michael Cole when it came to talking about Los Matadores. The Real Americans get the win after Swagger forces Brodus Clay to tap to the Patriot Lock. *1/4
Final Thoughts
I thought that last night's show was one of the strongest go home episodes of Raw WWE has had in a few months. There was a lot of strong wrestling action and the promo segments all did their jobs well of highlighting the top matches. There were only a few negatives on the show, in my opinion anyway. The tension was built nicely between Triple H & HBK and I still find myself wondering IF HBK will do what's "best for business" and screw over his former student. WWE is counting on Michaels' controversial history being the special guest referee in big matches to generate doubt & unease as to whether or not he'll call it fairly, help Bryan win or outright screw Bryan over.