The Eighties
Forward Thinking Nostalgist
Well that was just a pretty weird show that saw the crowd mostly entertain themselves with endless chanting, often about stuff that had nothing to do with what was actually going on.
Cena's opening promo was pretty good, he trolled the crowd and the "heel turn " comment was pretty funny as they chanted "boring" and "same old shit", then out came big Mark Henry to answer Cena's open challenge for a title match only to be scuppered by Booker T.
Apparently Rock is the #1 contender as he has a rematch clause (That got booed as well) but couldn't be there because he tore his abdomen from the bone through sucking wind so hard last night, Lawler and Cole added another couple of injuries to the list later on in the night to pad it out. Booker makes Cena vs Henry as a non title match but Mark will get a shot if he wins.
Daniel Bryan came out to a huge pop to face Urkle on roids, it was a limp match with Urkle going over with his silly looking finisher.
Miz vs Barrett and Del Rio vs Swagger happened but I wasn't paying any attention, although I was amused to see Barrett take the IC belt back.
Then Ziggler's music hit and the crowd erupted, Ziggler cashed in and won the WHC in the best thing to happen in WWE since Lesnar returned. His cocky post-win promo was short but on point, Cole and Lawler didn't really call it like a heel win which was odd. The emotion from Dolph and AJ felt real and the crowd response to his win was electric.
After this the show pretty much offered nothing and the crowd went into business for themselves, although amidst all the insanity Taker came out and The Shield interrupted him to follow through on their promise from twitter to make a huge statement on Raw, however before they can attack Taker Team Hell No make the save and The Shield retreat. I figured Taker would get beaten down so he could leave for the rest of the year, so the outcome of the segment was interesting.
The zenith of the crowd insanity came when Sheamus and Orton came out to argue over who should face Big Show, it was put to the vote as WWE's active match, Orton won with 73% of the votes, only Booker and Vickie decided to simply ignore the vote and book Orton vs Sheamus with the winner to face Show, very stupid as it made WWE's interactive concept seem pointless.
The crowd then proceeded to take a giant shit on Orton and Sheamus, I wasn't actually watching the match as I was replying to some e mails, but I could hear the chants, they chanted boring, Ole!, RVD, JBL, Jerry, HBK, Randy Savage and even Michael Cole, I've never heard two top guys utterly mocked like that before, and to top it off; when Show came out the crowd started chanting "Thank you Big Show" and he proceeded to destroy Orton as the crowd cheered and chanted for more chairs.
There was some other filler and a brief promo from Heyman who masterfully twisted the whole stupid booking of Lesnar losing into a moral victory for the beast, apparently he was gonna start an angle with Rock tonight, can't say I'd have given a shit about that. Heyman informs everyone that Punk will talk about his match with Taker next week.
Cena vs Henry was up last and was disappointing, Cena works great with monsters and Mark is a great monster but it ended in a Cena count out win after only a few minutes. Henry attacked Cena after the match and then Ryback ran out to a mediocre response, but after he beasted Henry he got the crowd doing his goofy chant and Cena looked perplexed as Ryback helped him up.
For a minute I thought Cena was gonna AA Ryback for stealing his spotlight but predictably Ryback took Cena's head off with the meat-hook clothesline and then Shellshocked him and held the WWE title up and gave Cena a visual "fuck you" arm gesture. The crowd popped huge for Ryback as he decapitated Cena and Cena being the pro he is took that hit much harder than anyone has in months in order to get the angle over. I guess it was a heel turn for Ryback but he actually got the biggest face pop of the night and the show went off air to loud "Feed me More!" chants.
Overall bar Cena's two segments, Ziggler's cash-in and the Taker/Shield segment it was a pretty lackluster show that was taken over by a crowd that took smarkdom to new heights/depths.
Cena's opening promo was pretty good, he trolled the crowd and the "heel turn " comment was pretty funny as they chanted "boring" and "same old shit", then out came big Mark Henry to answer Cena's open challenge for a title match only to be scuppered by Booker T.
Apparently Rock is the #1 contender as he has a rematch clause (That got booed as well) but couldn't be there because he tore his abdomen from the bone through sucking wind so hard last night, Lawler and Cole added another couple of injuries to the list later on in the night to pad it out. Booker makes Cena vs Henry as a non title match but Mark will get a shot if he wins.
Daniel Bryan came out to a huge pop to face Urkle on roids, it was a limp match with Urkle going over with his silly looking finisher.
Miz vs Barrett and Del Rio vs Swagger happened but I wasn't paying any attention, although I was amused to see Barrett take the IC belt back.
Then Ziggler's music hit and the crowd erupted, Ziggler cashed in and won the WHC in the best thing to happen in WWE since Lesnar returned. His cocky post-win promo was short but on point, Cole and Lawler didn't really call it like a heel win which was odd. The emotion from Dolph and AJ felt real and the crowd response to his win was electric.
After this the show pretty much offered nothing and the crowd went into business for themselves, although amidst all the insanity Taker came out and The Shield interrupted him to follow through on their promise from twitter to make a huge statement on Raw, however before they can attack Taker Team Hell No make the save and The Shield retreat. I figured Taker would get beaten down so he could leave for the rest of the year, so the outcome of the segment was interesting.
The zenith of the crowd insanity came when Sheamus and Orton came out to argue over who should face Big Show, it was put to the vote as WWE's active match, Orton won with 73% of the votes, only Booker and Vickie decided to simply ignore the vote and book Orton vs Sheamus with the winner to face Show, very stupid as it made WWE's interactive concept seem pointless.
The crowd then proceeded to take a giant shit on Orton and Sheamus, I wasn't actually watching the match as I was replying to some e mails, but I could hear the chants, they chanted boring, Ole!, RVD, JBL, Jerry, HBK, Randy Savage and even Michael Cole, I've never heard two top guys utterly mocked like that before, and to top it off; when Show came out the crowd started chanting "Thank you Big Show" and he proceeded to destroy Orton as the crowd cheered and chanted for more chairs.
There was some other filler and a brief promo from Heyman who masterfully twisted the whole stupid booking of Lesnar losing into a moral victory for the beast, apparently he was gonna start an angle with Rock tonight, can't say I'd have given a shit about that. Heyman informs everyone that Punk will talk about his match with Taker next week.
Cena vs Henry was up last and was disappointing, Cena works great with monsters and Mark is a great monster but it ended in a Cena count out win after only a few minutes. Henry attacked Cena after the match and then Ryback ran out to a mediocre response, but after he beasted Henry he got the crowd doing his goofy chant and Cena looked perplexed as Ryback helped him up.
For a minute I thought Cena was gonna AA Ryback for stealing his spotlight but predictably Ryback took Cena's head off with the meat-hook clothesline and then Shellshocked him and held the WWE title up and gave Cena a visual "fuck you" arm gesture. The crowd popped huge for Ryback as he decapitated Cena and Cena being the pro he is took that hit much harder than anyone has in months in order to get the angle over. I guess it was a heel turn for Ryback but he actually got the biggest face pop of the night and the show went off air to loud "Feed me More!" chants.
Overall bar Cena's two segments, Ziggler's cash-in and the Taker/Shield segment it was a pretty lackluster show that was taken over by a crowd that took smarkdom to new heights/depths.