Another great show this week. Young and Otunga has their return match which was miles better than their first match (mainly because it wasnt a squash). Otunga officially turned heel to match his attitude. Young possibly botches his finisher (I'm not sure what it's supposed to be, maybe he's supposed to do it like that) but wins the match with a seemingly unlikely assist from CM Punk. It was a good match, and hopefully they can have a rubber match which is better still.
Daniel Bryan's intro package sees fit to inform us of his background and reminds us that hes really experienced. Funny, I could have sworn Justin Gabriel debuted two years before you, but oh well. Miz tells Bryan that he's up against Wade Barrett (which made me dance for joy) and gets his ribs taped up for it. Good promo, but that's Miz for you. during the Ad break Otunga and R-Truth have a brawl (Truth thinks Otunga was trying to make a name off him). Otunga is pretty much blaming everybody but himself (apparently foot grabbing counts as 'jumping him' in this day and age).
Jericho returns the favor for Barrett and does his introduction (we also get one of those neat little introduction packages telling us that Barret loves money and that's why he's in the WWE and that He'll dominate you whether you're big or small). Bryan comes out sans Miz (and needs new music). Jericho joins in on commentary, putting over Barrett, Bryan and his injury. Barrett spends most of the match on top and working over Bryan's midsection. Jericho says that my working injured, Bryan's walking the fine line between bravery and stupidity. Carlito and Miz are watching the match (which is relavent because we're reminded that the Pros have to evaluate the talent), which is still in Barrett's favour. Bryan sends Barrett to the outside and does a running jump, and smashing Barrett in the sternum with a big knee. Barrett gets sent into the ring and Bryan goes for a springboard but stumbles and falls (Jericho attributes this to his bad ribs). Barrett hoists Bryan to his shoulders and hits his finisher (which I'm not sure how to describe) for the three count. And adding painful insult to injury, Jericho comes in kicks his injured ribs a few times and slaps on the Liontamer before raising Barrett's hand and going to the back.
Earlier Christian and Slater went to the gym, Christian told Slater that there's a difference between confidence and overconfidence and to deflate his ego. Striker Interviews Gabriel who uses various synonyms for teacher to describe his relationship with Matt Hardy. Hardy thinks that Gabriel is similar to him (How exactly? He's not shit and overshadowed by a drug taking brother) and informs him that he passed the test and that it's time for the main event.
William Regal's theme is awesome. Doesn't fit Skip at all though (same for Danielson and Miz's theme). Regal is evidently not pleased with his pairing, his face is simply priceless after looking at the Cornfed Meathead (Skippy's intro package informs us that he's 'one crazy meathead', that he goes full throttle and is an entertainer not a pure wrestler). Cole informs us that Bill thinks Skip has 'the personality of an open grave... and his work rate is not much better than his personality'. Gabriel has a cool popoff shirt. Matt is fat. Skip and Gabriel start it off and Skip uses his power to bully Gabriel around the ring. Gaberiel takes control with a dropkick and an armbar (what sort of a criuserweight knows how to apply an armbar. Gabriel tags to Hardy and they deliver three double team moves in quick succession (including poetry in motion). and we head to a break. in this time Skip's tagged out and Regal is bullying Gabriel if I'm honest. Stiff strikes and suplexes galore. amusingly Gabriel elbows Regal in the head, prompting a retaliatory blow, which knocks the rookie off his feet. Regal contunues beating the shit out of Gabriel before desiding to give Skip a lecture about how Skip shoud be doing that in the ring, not taking the piss with dance moves and stupid catchphrases. In the mean time, Hardy's tagged in. But any ideas he may have had of a hot tag are wiped out by more brutality from Regal (Dont piss him off. He'd kill you). Skip and Regal stop to have a shouting match (To which Regal shouts at the comentators 'Skip Sheffield's a bloody moron'). Regal tags out to Skip. Who isn't taking Matt too seriously. a couple of quick tags on the dominant team's side. Skip gets countered into a neckbreaker. Regal shouts for him to 'get up'. Regal in (yay more shitkicking) Sheffield gets shouted at to 'stop doing stupid stuff' Regal shoves Hardy to Skip's corner to shout 'don't you mess around doing stupid, stupid things. You pillock' at his protege. God knows how Hardy's keeping a straight face. It must be the pain. Matt finally gets a move in and hits a twist of fate before tagging out so Gabe can deliver a 450 splash for the win. Great match only made better by Regal's shouting. MOTN by a mile.
Remix's Rookie Rankings
- Wade Barrett: beating the man who had a closely fought match against the world champion
- Justin Gabriel: finishing the MOTN. He wasnt dominant but the superior match just edges him into second place
- Darren Young: Avenging his loss last week in a good match
- Otunga: he 'only' lost because of Punk (if you ask him, anyway) but ended up looking the best of the losers
- Daniel Bryan: he had a good match with Barrett which he may have won if not for his ribs. While he got pinned, he lost nothing from it.
- Skip Sheffield: He didn't get pinned but he was instead made Regal's bitch. Unfortunately Regal's epic shouting did rather undermine any badassery he lay have had hidden benieth the comedian
- Heath Slater: appearing in a promo trumps getting nothing. Even if he did get an apple spat at him
- Michael Tarver: He didn't appear at all forcing me to rank him last.