And once again, this episode wasn't very good, to say the least. In my opinion, it was better than last week, because wasting time of shit promos > wasting time carrying barrells. And match quality was probably a little better.
The opening segment was, while silly at times provided some laughs. Bryan was CLEARLY not taking it seriously (which is a good thing. He's supposed to be thinking he's better than every one and doesn't need to suck that kind of dick), and Barrett is redonkulously good on the mic. He buried the other rookies. It wasn't just the materia either. Bryan wasn't taking it seriously; Gabe choked and let the crowd get to him; Slater was boring and to a lesser degree let the crowd get to him; Otunga was ok and the crowd didn't get to him but his speech put me to sleep; Skippy basically played to the crowd and cut an FCW level promo, which he's clearly comfortable with; Tarver got SLAUGHTERED by the crowd, and when he did speak, it wasn't great; Young was second best on the stick, but he took it marginally less seriously than Bryan. Which was an impressive feat. His promo consisted fo three insults/jokes. When that's the second best promo, something's wrong. The rediculousness kicked up a rep with pep in its step (yep, yep, yep) when the talk off started. Skip, when out of his comfort zone was bad. Barrett was his usual self on the mic and
destroyed Skip. Better topics wouldn't have changed the results of the segment. Might have made for less silly promos though.
The first match was Barrett Vs Christian. Crowd was
DEAD for christian. This was done by WWE for some reason. The match itself was good. Barrett is so very, very solid in the ring. He's not the best wrestler in the world but every move he does in the ring is polished to a healthy sheen, from selling to psychology it's all there. He's also got some impressive backbreakers which fit nicely into his enduring strategy of working over the back of his opponent. Jericho said it best when he said of Barrett in the ring 'everything he does makes sence'. Once again in a match with a Pro, Barrett looked like he belonged there. Unlike Slater a week ago, Barrett was able to take control of the match for periods and get his offence sold and even when Christian was in command was never dominated. The finish was as good as it could be, as the pro got the revenge pin on the rookie who pinned him a fortnight ago in an unclean manner. Slater's Jerichoesque move got Christian the pin was a good idea, and meant sure that niether party lost anytihng from their match. This ending made Barrett look as strong as a loss could make him =. The fact that Christian needed help to beat a rookie was telling.
Match two was probably the best short match that's ever been seen. Is somehow managed to be all of two minutes long but not be a squash. oh how I wish this had been longer. Regal is as stiff as a pornstar on viagra though. And whatever you do, dont let him knee you in the head.
Match three was a storyline centric match between Young and Luke Gallows. THis was a squash, with Luke in controll for the entire match. However by reversing a fall away slam into a rollup young got the won. I dont like Rey Mysterios improbably counters, and he's better at them than YOung is. Bad match with a bad finish. I'd have done this on Smackdown and given the Regal and Bryan more time to wrestle.
The Weekly Remix Rookie Ranking
Wade Barrett, sure he lost his match, but Christian is A more credible than Regal and Gallows B Wade looked stronger than the other rookie wrasslers and C it wasn't clean
- Daniel Bryan, Best. Minute. Match. Ever. And, tis better to lose a good short match than win a shitty reverse squash
- Darren Young He wrestled. THerefore I'm obligated to put him above the rookies that didn't
- Slater, Ok promo, important in the finish of Barrett Vs Christian. Maybe next week we'll see Barrett looking for vengence.
- David Otunga, was probably number 2 on the mic. Not that he's anywhere near as good as Barrett.
- Skip Sheffield, in his comfort zone he was fine. In the talk off, he wasn't. Let him slowly advance from his FCW style to serious and he'll be fine.
- Michael Tarver, WHO ARE YA! that sums up what he did this week.
- Justin Gabriel, he choked. Big time.