[Official] Harthan is more badass than you via ponies, magic, and stuff.

[Richard Blonoff]

I'm a certified welder, although in the past I've struggled to find work. Be getting my certs as an Autodesk AutoCAD professional here within the next day or so.

I took an AutoCAD program in high school, never good get the hang of it. Good luck with it and the job hunt.

I'm debating if I want to finish school in the next school year or keep my job. I do nothing. I literally feed the reptiles and small mammals twice a day. Sometimes I have to help move a 19ft boa for shows. One time I went into the lion exhibit

 

[JGlass]

I work at a zoo

I find new reasons to love you every day.

 

[Harthan]

Glad you've finally got yourself a nice thread Harth, how's life? More importantly hows the hunt for a gal? It's been fuckin ages but if I remember correctly the last time we talked about it you'd just gone to a movie with a girl you liked but didn't wanna fuck with the friendship?

Yeah, it's complicated. I think we're just friends now. Oh well.

You should hang out in here more.

I work at a zoo

Now, when you say work at, you mean you're an exhibit? Or you sneak in and touch the animals inappropriately?

I figure it's gotta be one of those two.

I find new reasons to love you every day.

You might have to share him with a gorilla.

 

[JWGunslinger]

I shall, guess I'll have to learn me some ponies haha.

Last time I went to a zoo was in France at an open monkey exhibit where you could feed em. Some amazing lookin gal comes in and puts the bag with the monkey food in her pocket, monkey pulls down her pants and gets the food. It was a beautiful day.....

 

[Awesome_Miz]

Now, when you say work at, you mean you're an exhibit? Or you sneak in and touch the animals inappropriately?

I figure it's gotta be one of those two.

What if it's both jobs?

 

[Harthan]

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Hilarious.

 

[Richard Blonoff]

 

[Pepe Silvia]

I was gonna post this in JGlass's thread but i remember he doesn't like girls

This thread needs moar ladies anyway

 

[Awesome_Miz]

 

[JWGunslinger]

I wish she'd smash my viper....

 

[JGlass]

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Hilarious.

I love the Vlog Brothers.

 

[Harthan]

I love the Vlog Brothers.

Show this to Stromtrooper:

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[Theo Mays]

The Browns won.

One problem, it was preseason.

More than what can be said for my Vikings though.

 

[The Dewbliners]

Zecora should not count. She is clearly not a pony, and is a zebra. That'd be like saying Cranky Doodle Donkey should be in the running.

 

[The Dewbliners]

The Browns won.

One problem, it was preseason.

More than what can be said for my Vikings though.

Bengals won. All that matters. Cincy is gonna freakin' DOMINATE this year!

 

[Theo Mays]

Bengals won. All that matters. Cincy is gonna freakin' DOMINATE this year!

I like what the Bengals are putting out this year. I've always been a big fan of Andy Dalton, really wanted him in Minnesota last year. And AJ Green is going to be an absolute stud at WR (already is). If they can play at the level they played last year alongside with development of key players, watch out. I definitely see a 2nd place finish with a wild card spot in their hands.

 

[Awesome_Miz]

Zecora should not count. She is clearly not a pony, and is a zebra. That'd be like saying Cranky Doodle Donkey should be in the running.

It depends how everyone and production view her.

 

[Muffin Top Merkley]

Oh, shoot, sorry Merk, it's just that I didn't want to double post on the last one.




I've been playing DOTP on the PC a good bit. I got through the Campaign and tried Revenge but holy shit it was hard. I think I have to level up the decks more to get through that. I'm going try Planechase later. No challenges yet.

Yeah, I have a shit ton of Core from various Sealed, Draft, and a quarter box. I probably have a playset of every common/uncommon. Big finds so far include a Liliana and a Garruk. No Ajani or Thundermaw for me yet, unfortunately.

Have you set up Trice? We should play sometime.

Ah, yes. I forgot DOTP was available for other systems and kept waiting for you to hop online via PS3 to play. I finished the campaign the other day and haven't tried any of the other modes yet.

I've picked up a bunch of cards for the Core set but haven't had any time at all to go through them to see what I have. I do recall a Jace being in there. I wouldn't be too upset to stumble on a Ajani or Garruk sometime. Liliana does nothing for me right now.

I've literally have had no free time for the past week so I haven't had much time to get around to Thrice. I tried to get it once but didn't have any luck on the computer I was using. I'll be sure to try again on a different computer and update everyone with my name.

We should probably bump the actual Magic thread sometime.

 

[Muffin Top Merkley]

If I may bring this conversation back to depressing commercials, I've attended a lot of car safety/auto-extrication training courses with the department, and they always so awesome/depressing commercials.

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[JGlass]

I was on XBox Live marketplace today and I noticed that there were several console games for Magic. Is this your preferred means of playing, are you a TCG guy, or both?

 

[Viola Moonlight]

TF2 + MLP = Best Heavy

Spoiler

 

[D-Man]

Harthan has his own thread?

This, I approve of.

 

[Harthan]

Ah, yes. I forgot DOTP was available for other systems and kept waiting for you to hop online via PS3 to play. I finished the campaign the other day and haven't tried any of the other modes yet.

I've picked up a bunch of cards for the Core set but haven't had any time at all to go through them to see what I have. I do recall a Jace being in there. I wouldn't be too upset to stumble on a Ajani or Garruk sometime. Liliana does nothing for me right now.

I've literally have had no free time for the past week so I haven't had much time to get around to Thrice. I tried to get it once but didn't have any luck on the computer I was using. I'll be sure to try again on a different computer and update everyone with my name.

We should probably bump the actual Magic thread sometime.

Liliana will be a lot better when RTR hits and the old sets rotate. The real kicker is the return of shock lands. Basically (if you don't already know this) they'll be the new Ravnica duals like the Mirrodin lands, but there's two important things. One is that you can pay two life to have them enter the battlefield untapped. But the best part is that they have basic land types attached to them - that is, the R/G dual is a Mountain Forest, which no other dual land has. So, they kick ass. Anything that takes advantage of "if you control a Plains/Island etc" can benefit from them. Think Flinthoof Boar, which becomes a pretty badass card post rotation, I think.

Anyway, Liliana's fetch a swamp ability becomes really awesome here, since she can go get you a shock land too. There may even be some other special cards with the Swamp type we don't know yet. But at any yet, a card that lets you fetch a dual is super powerful when the shock lands return, which is why she's really pretty good.

I'd say the planeswalkers in this set go like this:

Liliana > Ajani > Garruk > Jace > Nicol Bolas > Chandra

Jace and Garruk are kind of interchangeable.

If I may bring this conversation back to depressing commercials, I've attended a lot of car safety/auto-extrication training courses with the department, and they always so awesome/depressing commercials.

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Man, why you gotta be bringing down with that shit? That first one is just freaky. The other one feels more like a short film someone did in college.

I was on XBox Live marketplace today and I noticed that there were several console games for Magic. Is this your preferred means of playing, are you a TCG guy, or both?

Well, DotP is pretty limited in what it can do. You can only play pre-built decklists, with minor customization. So either cardboard or Trice is best for me.

TF2 + MLP = Best Heavy

Spoiler

I saw that in Ponies: The Anthology. Or Ponies II. Have you ever seen the one where Pinkie narrates the Space monologue from Portal II? Hilarious.

Harthan has his own thread?

This, I approve of.

I do! JGlass was supposed to make it better, but this is what I've got.

 

[Gelgarin]

New Liliana is and always will be complete crap. Being able to fetch a shock land would be nice, but for the fact that she costs four. If you're at four mana and still need to spend your entire turn searching for a land then odds on you're not going to win.

In contrast, Ajani is fucking incredible. Comes down turn three, immediate board impact, puts your opponent on a rather short clock and can win games the turn he drops later on.

 

[Harthan]

New Liliana is and always will be complete crap. Being able to fetch a shock land would be nice, but for the fact that she costs four. If you're at four mana and still need to spend your entire turn searching for a land then odds on you're not going to win.

In contrast, Ajani is fucking incredible. Comes down turn three, immediate board impact, puts your opponent on a rather short clock and can win games the turn he drops later on.

Most people are banking on Liliana seeing a lot of playing once Ravnica drops. I guess we'll see. I'm hanging on to mine in the hope that she spikes in price. My LGS owner seems to think she will.

I mean, look at it this way. Wizards has been trying desperately to make mono black control a viable thing. So far, that hasn't happened. Rotation and Ravnica gives them a chance to do it, and I think Liliana is a huge tell that they're going to print some good shit for the archtype. I believe firmly that she'll be the best M13 planeswalker once Ravnica is out.

The problem with Ajani is he doesn't protect himself, and he has mixed abiltiies. Is he aggro, or control? He's super beatable in the current Standard and I don't really see that changing come Ravnica.