chasingamy
The thrill is gone...and so am I
Amys take on ECW 08/05/08:
Following the opening video, Todd Grisham welcomed us and introduced Matt Striker filling in for Tazz on commentary.
Match #1 Chavo Guerrero & Bam Neely vs. Evan Bourne & Ricky Ortiz: Right away, Ortiz took it to Bam who quickly consulted with Chavo on the outside. Back in the ring, Bam applied a wristlock that Ortiz flipped out of and countered with his own wristlock. Bourne hit the double foot stomp on Bams arm off the tag. Bam powered Bourne into his corner for the tag to Chavo. Bourne snapped off a hurricanrana and locked in a Fugiwara armbar. Ortiz tagged in with a 2nd rope flying shoulder block for a nearfall. Behind the refs back, Bam grabbed Ortiz by the hair then made the tag. He and Chavo took turns working Ortiz for a minute. Bam and Bourne got the respective hot tags. Bourne hit the top rope double knee drop. Chavo made the save then was sent to the floor with Ortiz. Bourne scored the win off a unique roll-up.
Solid 5-minute opening match. Bourne looked good and the crowd was into him. Ortizs third match and best effort so far. He sold pretty well and might just grow on me afterall; that is, if he keeps the cheesing to a minimum. If they plan on going with the Bourne-Chavo feud, they seriously need to do more than have weekly matches. Get these guys on the mic, have Bam and Chavo viciously attack Bourne backstage, do something to keep me interested.
Finlays music hit and he danced onto the stage with Horny then joined Knox in the ring. Finlay admitted the video was funny but said theres more to him than being the man who loves to fight; he also loves having fun and his family. Finlay invited Knox to take a shot at him and find out if hes gone soft. Knox stared down Finlay then backed up and walked away.
Im glad theyre giving Knox a real feud finally. Decent mic work by both guys. Solid segment except Knox backing down in predictably heel fashion.
The match looked a little too choreographed at times and Estradas timing was somewhat off. A decent 2½-minute match that incorporated two angles at once. Estrada finally gets his contract with of all peoples help Colin Delaney who has screwed Dreamer twice now.
Nice segment. I never thought Id see Delaney and Estrada on the same page. Im looking forward to the extreme match next week.
Wow, Curtis makes his second appearance in three weeks. I think he has some potential, but this was one of his worst showings though. A boring, sloppy at times, 3-minute match
intended to get Walker over. It didnt work for me. At the start of his entrance, he paused on the stage with hands on hips and noted the absolute lack of crowd response. While Walker looks to be in slightly better physical shape than a month ago, his in-ring work seems to have taken two steps back from his debut match.
The Dirt Sheet: Miz and Morrison sat in the ring with the spotlight on for the TV debut of The Dirt Sheet. Morrison said he turned down People magazines offer for his baby pictures because hes not for sale. Miz proclaimed their show would become the #1 show on ECW. (It should be a lock since its the only show on ECW.)
Morrison introduced their first guest Mark Henry. His photo with the altered mouth appeared on the Tron. Miz asked if he could be interviewed without his translator. Henry grunted. Miz went to Tony Atlas next. His altered photo delivered a rap about needing money. Miz said no one can understand the guy. Miz said hed seen Henry in catering and asked if his appetite was the strongest. Henry said eating makes him strong. Morrison said eating makes you fat and suggested Henry has a gland problem since he sweats profusely yet barely moves. Morrison asked an altered photo of Lena Yada if divas like herself find Henry attractive. She said Miz and Morrison were sexy. Morrison told Henry he wouldnt need a belt extender if he had abs like his.
The real, and pissed off, Henry and Atlas came to the ring. Miz and Morrison said they were only joking and didnt mean any disrespect. They calmed Henry and Atlas by saying if they wanted to disrespect anyone it would be their next guest. An altered image of Matt Hardy appeared on the Tron. Morrison addressed Matt as his brother Jeff
and Matt said hes never been #1 at anything, not even in his own family. Henry took the mic and told Hardys photo its good hes used it because he wont be anything after SS.
The real Hardy came out applauding Miz and Morrisons creativity. He told them they were great in Brokeback Mountain to which Miz and Morrison took offense. Hardy reminded them why hes the No. 1 Contender (he beat them both in the Fatal Fourway) and used their There are winners and there are losers and Be jealous catchphrases to mock them. Miz said there are consequences for disrespecting them on their show. He walked into a Hardy punch. Morrison accidentally punched Henry. Henry cleared Morrison while Hardy cleared Miz from the ring. Atlas stood between the ECW Champion and challenger, mouthing Not now, to close the show.
The segment had its moments. I dont think the shows non-interview format translates as well to TV. I prefer the online, shorter version. Miz and Morrison were much more comfortable on the mic being in their element. Some funny bits.
Overall Thoughts: Wrestling-wise, the show left a lot to be desired. The opening tag match was the match of the night due to Bournes involvement. The Estrada and Walker matches were barely above suckish-level. Storyline-wise, we took a step forward in the Delaney-Dreamer and Knox/Finlay feuds. The closing segment did little to progress the Hardy-Henry build to SS; I expected more. I enjoyed Matt Striker on commentary more than I thought I would.
Why didnt they give him the job instead of The Adamle months ago? As a whole, the show was passable, definitely not on par with the last few episodes. I hope they come back strong on next weeks go-home show before SS.
Following the opening video, Todd Grisham welcomed us and introduced Matt Striker filling in for Tazz on commentary.
Match #1 Chavo Guerrero & Bam Neely vs. Evan Bourne & Ricky Ortiz: Right away, Ortiz took it to Bam who quickly consulted with Chavo on the outside. Back in the ring, Bam applied a wristlock that Ortiz flipped out of and countered with his own wristlock. Bourne hit the double foot stomp on Bams arm off the tag. Bam powered Bourne into his corner for the tag to Chavo. Bourne snapped off a hurricanrana and locked in a Fugiwara armbar. Ortiz tagged in with a 2nd rope flying shoulder block for a nearfall. Behind the refs back, Bam grabbed Ortiz by the hair then made the tag. He and Chavo took turns working Ortiz for a minute. Bam and Bourne got the respective hot tags. Bourne hit the top rope double knee drop. Chavo made the save then was sent to the floor with Ortiz. Bourne scored the win off a unique roll-up.
Solid 5-minute opening match. Bourne looked good and the crowd was into him. Ortizs third match and best effort so far. He sold pretty well and might just grow on me afterall; that is, if he keeps the cheesing to a minimum. If they plan on going with the Bourne-Chavo feud, they seriously need to do more than have weekly matches. Get these guys on the mic, have Bam and Chavo viciously attack Bourne backstage, do something to keep me interested.
- The announcers plugged The Dirt Sheet hosted by Miz and Morrison with special guests Mark Henry and Matt Hardy.
Finlays music hit and he danced onto the stage with Horny then joined Knox in the ring. Finlay admitted the video was funny but said theres more to him than being the man who loves to fight; he also loves having fun and his family. Finlay invited Knox to take a shot at him and find out if hes gone soft. Knox stared down Finlay then backed up and walked away.
Im glad theyre giving Knox a real feud finally. Decent mic work by both guys. Solid segment except Knox backing down in predictably heel fashion.
- The Raw Rebound aired, highlighting Cena and Batista winning the tag titles.
The match looked a little too choreographed at times and Estradas timing was somewhat off. A decent 2½-minute match that incorporated two angles at once. Estrada finally gets his contract with of all peoples help Colin Delaney who has screwed Dreamer twice now.
- The announcers hyped The Dirt Sheet again.
Nice segment. I never thought Id see Delaney and Estrada on the same page. Im looking forward to the extreme match next week.

- A Smackdown Rebound aired, recapping the astounding Edge-Foley exchange on The Cutting Edge, and the announcers ran down the SS card.
Wow, Curtis makes his second appearance in three weeks. I think he has some potential, but this was one of his worst showings though. A boring, sloppy at times, 3-minute match

The Dirt Sheet: Miz and Morrison sat in the ring with the spotlight on for the TV debut of The Dirt Sheet. Morrison said he turned down People magazines offer for his baby pictures because hes not for sale. Miz proclaimed their show would become the #1 show on ECW. (It should be a lock since its the only show on ECW.)
Morrison introduced their first guest Mark Henry. His photo with the altered mouth appeared on the Tron. Miz asked if he could be interviewed without his translator. Henry grunted. Miz went to Tony Atlas next. His altered photo delivered a rap about needing money. Miz said no one can understand the guy. Miz said hed seen Henry in catering and asked if his appetite was the strongest. Henry said eating makes him strong. Morrison said eating makes you fat and suggested Henry has a gland problem since he sweats profusely yet barely moves. Morrison asked an altered photo of Lena Yada if divas like herself find Henry attractive. She said Miz and Morrison were sexy. Morrison told Henry he wouldnt need a belt extender if he had abs like his.
The real, and pissed off, Henry and Atlas came to the ring. Miz and Morrison said they were only joking and didnt mean any disrespect. They calmed Henry and Atlas by saying if they wanted to disrespect anyone it would be their next guest. An altered image of Matt Hardy appeared on the Tron. Morrison addressed Matt as his brother Jeff

The real Hardy came out applauding Miz and Morrisons creativity. He told them they were great in Brokeback Mountain to which Miz and Morrison took offense. Hardy reminded them why hes the No. 1 Contender (he beat them both in the Fatal Fourway) and used their There are winners and there are losers and Be jealous catchphrases to mock them. Miz said there are consequences for disrespecting them on their show. He walked into a Hardy punch. Morrison accidentally punched Henry. Henry cleared Morrison while Hardy cleared Miz from the ring. Atlas stood between the ECW Champion and challenger, mouthing Not now, to close the show.
The segment had its moments. I dont think the shows non-interview format translates as well to TV. I prefer the online, shorter version. Miz and Morrison were much more comfortable on the mic being in their element. Some funny bits.
Overall Thoughts: Wrestling-wise, the show left a lot to be desired. The opening tag match was the match of the night due to Bournes involvement. The Estrada and Walker matches were barely above suckish-level. Storyline-wise, we took a step forward in the Delaney-Dreamer and Knox/Finlay feuds. The closing segment did little to progress the Hardy-Henry build to SS; I expected more. I enjoyed Matt Striker on commentary more than I thought I would.
