O.m.g.

[Agrex]

Tis true. McDonald's, the newly made connection road from there leading to Wal*Mart, and across the street our brand spankin' new PIZZA RANCH! (because apparently the 7 other pizza places weren't good enough. Yet we get fucked outta a Wendy's)



That explains SO MUCH! I've been there. Broke down there, actually, didn't actually go to visit. I'm not that pathetic. The town the Wife & I broke down in had ZERO McDonald's. What fucking town can't buy one of those??



If its Northern Iowa, I hope he didn't get hit by the Tornado's.



I live here, nothing overly great. Corn. And you can pretty much stand in Southern Iowa and see bits and pieces of Northern Iowa. Thats how flat this state is..



Dude, I have a digital camera, and within the next couple of days nothing better to do. I will take a poster board, right something to you on it.. and prove I'm in Iowa, with a Wal*Mart.

Or (to save some time), go to walmart.com, go to "find a store" type in your zip code, and it should show you your local Wal*Mart. Which you say is in Iowa.

 

[NYSandman]

LMFAO! Between the OMG stuff, Freedom 35's sig, and Walmart, this thread is very, VERY wierd.

And, Freedom's right. Those colors run from no one, baby!

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Tis true. McDonald's, the newly made connection road from there leading to Wal*Mart, and across the street our brand spankin' new PIZZA RANCH! (because apparently the 7 other pizza places weren't good enough. Yet we get fucked outta a Wendy's)

Oh god. Pizza Ranch is gross. Worst pizza friggn ever! Well next to Hot Stuff pizza. And Wendy's wouldn't give you the time of day. Tey have one in my brother's town. Ad a Taco Bell, and a Taco John's, and an Arby's. lol

That explains SO MUCH! I've been there. Broke down there, actually, didn't actually go to visit. I'm not that pathetic. The town the Wife & I broke down in had ZERO McDonald's. What fucking town can't buy one of those??

But I betcha they had a Hardee's huh? lol

If its Northern Iowa, I hope he didn't get hit by the Tornado's.

Nah, he lives in bum fucked Ames. Fucking sucks like hell to go visit him from where I am in Minnesota. There's no shortcut or back way. I have to take 90 all the way over to the 5 and go down.

I live here, nothing overly great. Corn. And you can pretty much stand in Southern Iowa and see bits and pieces of Northern Iowa. Thats how flat this state is..

Ha ha. You guys gotta look at Corn! lol

Dude, I have a digital camera, and within the next couple of days nothing better to do. I will take a poster board, right something to you on it.. and prove I'm in Iowa, with a Wal*Mart.

Dude, I know there's a Walmart in Iowa. Just one for the whole state, but there is one. Geez. lol

 

[Freedom 35]

LMFAO! Between the OMG stuff, Freedom 35's sig, and Walmart, this thread is very, VERY wierd.

And, Freedom's right. Those colors run from no one, baby!

thats what Im talking about rep Amerca long and hard

 

[Freedom 35]

Oh god. Pizza Ranch is gross. Worst pizza friggn ever! Well next to Hot Stuff pizza. And Wendy's wouldn't give you the time of day. Tey have one in my brother's town. Ad a Taco Bell, and a Taco John's, and an Arby's. lol

Iowa has Culvers though and thats all you need

 

[justinsayne]

Iowa has Culvers though and thats all you need

Pretty much, Can't go wrong with a Culver's Bacon Deluxe & Cheese Curds, LOL

 

[Freedom 35]

Pretty much, Can't go wrong with a Culver's Bacon Deluxe & Cheese Curds, LOL

that is THE meal right there...you inspired me Justin Im finna get culvers after my second exam tomorrow

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Iowa has Culvers though and thats all you need

Culvers is over priced crap. Hardees Monster Burger on Sourdough is better money spent. Of course, if you want to spend the money for the best, then Ruby Tuesday's Triple Prime Burger melts in your mouth and is the best. Of course, I make a pretty mean half pound roasted garlic and swiss turkey bruger myself. lol

 

[justinsayne]

Culvers is over priced crap. Hardees Monster Burger on Sourdough is better money spent.

No, No, No, that is completly 100% wrong, Hardees is such shit that where I live every single one of them (which is like 5) went out of business, I'll take Culvers over pretty much and fast food place out there

Of course, if you want to spend the money for the best, then Ruby Tuesday's Triple Prime Burger melts in your mouth and is the best. Of course, I make a pretty mean half pound roasted garlic and swiss turkey bruger myself. lol

Yeah, that burger is like $12, I refuse to spend that much on a fucking burger, that's just ridiculous

 

[BooCocky]

Five guys burgers ftw

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

No, No, No, that is completly 100% wrong, Hardees is such shit that where I live every single one of them (which is like 5) went out of business, I'll take Culvers over pretty much and fast food place out there

That's because they oversaturated the area and thusly sacrificed quality. We got one Hardees in my town. Closest one to that is 23 miles away. They both do great business and are busy all day. You want to talk overpriced burgers, go to Hardee's and order that. But it's no different than getting a fat dripping burger from Culvers. Well except there aint fat runnin all over your hand while you eat it. lol

Yeah, that burger is like $12, I refuse to spend that much on a fucking burger, that's just ridiculous

No dude. It's like ten bucks. And it's well worth the money. If you haven't had it, then don't judge it. Get off your cheap ass and go buy one. It's not an all the time type of burger, but it's fucking awesome. The burger is perfect. The bun is perfect. It's waaaaaayy better than Culvers.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Five guys burgers ftw

You want Five guys to do what? lol

 

[justinsayne]

That's because they oversaturated the area and thusly sacrificed quality.

By that logic McDonalds shouldn't even be in business anymore

We got one Hardees in my town. Closest one to that is 23 miles away. They both do great business and are busy all day. You want to talk overpriced burgers, go to Hardee's and order that. But it's no different than getting a fat dripping burger from Culvers. Well except there aint fat runnin all over your hand while you eat it. lol

Never had fat runnin' all over my hand while eating a burger from Culvers ever, I just get a danm good burger that is made fresh when I order

No dude. It's like ten bucks. And it's well worth the money. If you haven't had it, then don't judge it. Get off your cheap ass and go buy one.

Actuelly after you include the tip, and tax it's easily 12 bucks, and if I'm gonna spend that much at a sit down resturant than I'm gonna buy someing far better than some stupid burger

It's not an all the time type of burger, but it's fucking awesome. The burger is perfect. The bun is perfect. It's waaaaaayy better than Culvers.

Dude, you're comparing and sit down restaurant, where the fucking wait on you and shit to a fast food place, that's like comparing a made for TV movie to a big hollywood blockbuster, it's just ridiculous

And for the record I have eaten at Ruby Tuesday's, terrible food, terrible service, and just an all around terrible place to eat

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

By that logic McDonalds shouldn't even be in business anymore

Well if Hardees was more of a kid oriented place, then that would not be the case. McDonalds is kid friendly and fueled by kid logic. That's like comparing and Sleeping Beauty to Cool World. Or like comparing a made for tv movie to a.... oh wait, you used that one already. lol

Never had fat runnin' all over my hand while eating a burger from Culvers ever, I just get a danm good burger that is made fresh when I order

And Hardees is sitting in the window when you order it? You must have lived near one of the old Hardees before they switched over. The NEW Hardees makes all the burgers fresh on a charbroiled grill. Fat drips away from the burgers. Culvers is what? The butter burger? Fat is cooked INTO the damned burger. Yuck. What next at Culvers? Lard dip for your french fries?

Actuelly after you include the tip, and tax it's easily 12 bucks, and if I'm gonna spend that much at a sit down resturant than I'm gonna buy someing far better than some stupid burger

But have you tried the Triple Prime? I mean if you went for something else, then dog that. But don't dog what you aint had. I've had Culvers. I've had the Deluxe as Culvers. Wasn't worth shit and dripped of fat.

Dude, you're comparing and sit down restaurant, where the fucking wait on you and shit to a fast food place, that's like comparing a made for TV movie to a big hollywood blockbuster, it's just ridiculous

See, Culvers is an enigma. They try to give a fast food service with a sit down environment. They should make up their minds.

And for the record I have eaten at Ruby Tuesday's, terrible food, terrible service, and just an all around terrible place to eat

Yeah yeah. We've established that you ate there. But did you have the Triple Prime? Then shut up!

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

Wait a minute. Are we arguing about Burger places in a thread about the One Man Gang? lol

 

[Freedom 35]

stop slandering culvers dick..lol but seriously butterburger just means there butter on a little but of butter spread on the bun.,....CUlvers owns all hands down

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

You eat penis don't you? I mean you must, mainly because you think Culvers is the best. Dude, get some culture, get off of your cheap backwood ass, and go buy a decent burger somewhere. Because if you think Culvers is that damned good then you have only had three things in your life.... McDonald's, Culvers, and Penis. And I'm sure that Culvers and penis are in a dead tie for first right now with your taste buds. lol

 

[justinsayne]

You eat penis don't you? I mean you must, mainly because you think Culvers is the best. Dude, get some culture, get off of your cheap backwood ass, and go buy a decent burger somewhere. Because if you think Culvers is that damned good then you have only had three things in your life.... McDonald's, Culvers, and Penis. And I'm sure that Culvers and penis are in a dead tie for first right now with your taste buds. lol

You know, I've never had penis, but apparently you know the taste pretty well, what the fuck difference does it matter that I like Culvers so fucking much anyway?, dude get the fuck over it, not everybody likes the same crap as you

 

[justinsayne]

stop slandering culvers dick..lol but seriously butterburger just means there butter on a little but of butter spread on the bun.,....CUlvers owns all hands down

Yes, this is true, it's called adding more flavor to an already delicious burger, and anyone who is worried about fat probably shouldn't be eating a burger from a fast food place to begin with

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

You know, I've never had penis, but apparently you know the taste pretty well, what the fuck difference does it matter that I like Culvers so fucking much anyway?, dude get the fuck over it, not everybody likes the same crap as you

No dude. I was talkin bout Fredom35. He said that Culvers was the TOP burger. That is pretty god damned closed minded to say.