When does a boy become a man?

[FromTheSouth]

On a much lighter note, you don't become a man unless you fight off a Bobcat with half a string of barb wire wrapped around a pool cue. That's how I did anyway. Cocaine's a helluva drug!

You have to go bear hunting with a switch, and give the switch to the bear.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

You have to go bear hunting with a switch, and give the switch to the bear.

What if the switch is a ham sandwich? And you watch the bear eat it from afar? Does that count?

 

[FromTheSouth]

Wow, just.....Wow.


I'll allow it.

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Wow, just.....Wow.


I'll allow it.

You're a good man. There's no way I'm fuckin' with that bear again. lulz.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Apologies, man. I'll never think bad of you, bro, if that's any consolation. You're too kind-hearted and civil.

You don't need to apologize Tdigs.

 

[Coco]

Gordon Gekko says that I won't be a man until my rep bar is full.

In spite of that, I still stand by the answer I provided earlier, which the controversy glossed over. The correct answer is seven.

 

[TwistofRKO]

Do me next?

Err, Michael Scott... that's what she said.

Anyways I'm guessing, based on replies, that most of you don't think Milk knows what it takes for a boy to become a man, so maybe that's why he was asking..

I dunno.

 

[Ty Burna]

Holy shit...I missed this?!?!?! Ah well, in any case, a boy becomes a man when they start handling they're own business and not relyin 100% on mommy and daddy.

Milk, let me just say this, and take this with the utmost respect, you gotta learn how to filter yourself at times, some things you don't say, and some certain private things we REALLY don't need to know. Oh and stop shaving your balls

Fts, you're a homie and all, but seriously, let's get into an argument one time. Just once, it'll be epic.

 

[Milkyway!]

I haven't shaved my balls. Since the day I cut them I learned from my mistakes.

 

[C.M.]

All through out times, the question has been raised. The jews with their barmitvas, or however the hell you spell it. The Spartans with their 7 year trials. Some say, when you've had sex, you're a man.

But in all reality, its when you are responsible for another human life, outside of your own. Thats when you become a man.

Whats your definition of when a boy becomes a man?

When you properly learn to shave down there

 

[Eternal Dragon]

Aww look at all you guys, Milky's not that bad I swear. He's a good guy...usually.

Flames Out
Dragon

 

[TheOneBigWill]

I can't believe you seriously cut your nuts, shaving, Milk. Did you use a real razor?? I use an electric razor - real ones are dangerous on rough (yet tender) surfaces such as the nuts.

Also, you become a Man when you learn to take responsibility for yourself, and stop trying to make excuses for everything. Monkey got it right mainly - but the fact is, even Men in their 50's still take help from their Parent's in their 80's regarding money from time to time - so on the note of no longer taking money from your Parent's, that'd make those 50 year old's children, still.

The fact is, it's when you can take responsibility for yourself, your actions and everything in your life. Inserting your penis into a vagina doesn't make you a man - it makes you horny and/or curious.

 

[Mr. TM]

When you buy a gun.

 

[FromTheSouth]

Holy shit...I missed this?!?!?! Ah well, in any case, a boy becomes a man when they start handling they're own business and not relyin 100% on mommy and daddy.

Milk, let me just say this, and take this with the utmost respect, you gotta learn how to filter yourself at times, some things you don't say, and some certain private things we REALLY don't need to know. Oh and stop shaving your balls

Fts, you're a homie and all, but seriously, let's get into an argument one time. Just once, it'll be epic.

First of all, Milk is not as bad as I said he was. I hope he sigs that. I wasn't even really that mad, it was just getting under his skin, and like a Jack Russel terrier, he needed to be thrown across the room. It was like is Faesar Milan got drunk.

And we should find an argument. I think Nas is better than Jay-Z. I think Lil Wayne sucks my balls. Do any of these pique your interest?

When you buy a gun.

Repped. BC is like Texas, yes? Or is that Alberta. They don't do a very good job of teaching us Canadian geography.

 

[Murfish]

FtS, your views on rap will be the death of me.

 

[Mr. TM]

First of all, Milk is not as bad as I said he was. I hope he sigs that. I wasn't even really that mad, it was just getting under his skin, and like a Jack Russel terrier, he needed to be thrown across the room. It was like is Faesar Milan got drunk.

And we should find an argument. I think Nas is better than Jay-Z. I think Lil Wayne sucks my balls. Do any of these pique your interest?



Repped. BC is like Texas, yes? Or is that Alberta. They don't do a very good job of teaching us Canadian geography.

Alberta. BC is like California. Saskatchewan is like Iowa. Manitoba is like... Maine? I figure because no one cares about either.

Ontario- Michigan

Quebec- LA/HA/Alaska

Marintimes... well no one cares. So they are like Maine as well.

 

[FromTheSouth]

FtS, your views on rap will be the death of me.

Oh yeah, Wes, we could debate about how gay of a fish Kanye West is.

Kanye West: Making rap for white people since 2005!

 

[Milkyway!]

First of all, Milk is not as bad as I said he was. I hope he sigs that. I wasn't even really that mad, it was just getting under his skin, and like a Jack Russel terrier, he needed to be thrown across the room. It was like is Faesar Milan got drunk.

Is that your attempt at complimenting my posting?

 

[Ty Burna]

And we should find an argument. I think Nas is better than Jay-Z. I think Lil Wayne sucks my balls. Do any of these pique your interest?

Well....other than the fact I agree 100% with both of those statements... yes. Name some other rappers you like, I'm sure I can find one we could disagree on.

 

[hArdyPUNKmArk]

Hahahaha

Lil Wayne = Gay as fuck
Jay-Z = Meh..
Snoop Dogg - Yeahhhhhhhhhhh
Eminem = Oh fuck yeah, heard he should be touring Aus soon!!

Anyways, a you're a man whenever you all of a sudden realise you're on your own and you roll with it.

By the way, Milk cutting his balls = HILARIOUS

Sorry Milk, you copped a flogging back there.

 

[supersayian]

when he gets a dam job and his parents are not supporting him. can pay own bills and live on his own. can handle girls and get laid

 

[Ty Burna]

Oh yeah, Wes, we could debate about how gay of a fish Kanye West is.

Kanye West: Making rap for white people since 2005!

Did you get me and Wes mixed up? because if ya didn't, Kanye West is shit. Period.

 

[Murfish]

Oh yeah, Wes, we could debate about how gay of a fish Kanye West is.

Kanye West: Making rap for white people since 2005!

You'll regret that.