NXT LD holds a baby shower for Goldust and Aksana for 10/19

[Father Uncle Oscar]

We're officially half way through the season. The rookies are in the ring, Striker gives a recap of what's gonna happen.

EXCUSE ME!

 

[Vincent Michaels]

"I'd love to be that vest!"

Great Cole, then I could set you on fire!

 

[Father Uncle Oscar]

Has Maxine won anything yet?

I don't think she has.

 

[The Holy One]

Vickie is bothered with Kaitlyn looks that sounds right.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

Damn you Vickie!!!!!

 

[Sean Valjean]

Wow, Vickie has really lost weight.

You better listen to Maxine, Kaitlyn; she likes to be on top.

 

[The Holy One]

Alicia is pissed!

 

[The Holy One]

Damn! Alicia got on some high ass heels.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

Vickie, you do not have fucking charisma! A dead goldfish has more charisma then you!

 

[The Holy One]

I like how AJ is staying out of it.

 

[The Holy One]

Vickie, you do not have fucking charisma! A dead goldfish has more charisma then you!

Now that statement is 100 percent false.

 

[Sean Valjean]

I'm dreading the eventual showing of the Stand Up for WWE promo. It was okay but was WAY too long.

 

[Father Uncle Oscar]

The result of this argument: Kaitlyn vs. Maxine NEXT!

Now for a badass Buried Alive promo.

 

[Vincent Michaels]

Well, atleast we get the kickass Buried Alive promo now!!!

 

[Vincent Michaels]

Now that statement is 100 percent false.

How???

 

[Sean Valjean]

Whoa, Big Show punched that guy so hard, he like disintegrated. That should happen in real life.

And why are we showing this old commercial? Del Rio and Mysterio already fought.

 

[The Holy One]

How???

B/c Vickie does have charisma.

 

[klunderbunker]

Wasn't that match like 10 days ago?

 

[The Doctor]

OK, for Goldust's wedding this is what will happen: Goldust and Aksana will get married, Triple H will show up and flash Aksana's panties to the world, Goldust will reveal that he's gay and it was all a publicity stunt, the preacher will be Eric Bischoff, and then Teddy Long will have a heart attack.

 

[The Holy One]

Did anybody just get a two week old SD Syfy ad?

 

[Vincent Michaels]

This should be......good?

 

[Hawkeye]

LOL why is she wearing a hoodie?

 

[Sean Valjean]

OK, for Goldust's wedding this is what will happen: Goldust and Aksana will get married, Triple H will show up and flash Aksana's panties to the world, Goldust will reveal that he's gay and it was all a publicity stunt, the preacher will be Eric Bischoff, and then Teddy Long will have a heart attack.

Kane may pop up from under the ring as well.

 

[The Holy One]

So she's wearing the sweatshirt now isn't that just perfect?

 

[Vincent Michaels]

OK, for Goldust's wedding this is what will happen: Goldust and Aksana will get married, Triple H will show up and flash Aksana's panties to the world, Goldust will reveal that he's gay and it was all a publicity stunt, the preacher will be Eric Bischoff, and then Teddy Long will have a heart attack.

That's all I needed to read!!!