NorCal and Jake present the worst of the forums awards

[IrishCanadian25]

1. Worst Poster
2. Worst mod
3. Worst thread
4. Worst section
5. Biggest kiss ass
6. Most pathetic cry out for attention/love
7. Person who has been around forever but still acts like a newb
8. most worthless forum member

1. This is tough. I don't feel that any of the regulars are deserving of this award - anyone who posts wrestling I can at least appreciate to an extent. Some of the really bad newbs I just red rep and they go away. Justin and NorCal swear too much for my liking when they post, but at least they are passionate about topics. Or just angry. Either way.

2. Shango isn't the worst mod. He and KB worked hard on the Movie Tournament, and he's strong in the NWS' where I expect him to be strongest. You have to remember, NWS mods do a bit less "modding" because the Prison and Bar Room don't need it, and the other sections are slower. Plus, since I am in music a lot, and Becca is in Chit Chat a lot, we catch a lot of shit first. CM is likely the weakest, but he's got a chance to prove me wrong with the NWS's now.

3. I could pick 100 bar room threads that are just as terrible as the next. Very few I actually go into. The oddly popular "zombie sex" thread was useless, and I am baffled as to how that got over in the first place. Other than that, Ask Jake, or Ask anyone for that matter. Shameless.

4. Technology and games. Maybe because I care very little about either. I will say this - FLUK has shown a good amount of ownership there in past weeks, he's bsically holding it up himself. But aside from his "history of Mario / Zelda threads, that section hs been useless to me for almost 2 years now.

5. Guys, this one is easy. The biggest kiss ass is obviously yours truly. A kiss ass isn't just someone who is at a "lower level" kissing ass to someone higher up. I kiss all of your asses because I want to think I am doing a good job, and because it's important to me as admin that you all have fun here. So, the biggest kiss ass on the forums is me, AND IT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE!

6. Anyone who made a big deal about getting an e-board position in the SFAC. That turned into a stupid bitch-fest if ever I saw one. Totally meaningless.

7. No idea.

8. DIAR and DWS. One guy gets demoted and then runs away. The other sits around and complains that people are too nice and a bunch of kiss asses, when he does nothing but complain about things without ever starting up anything interesting (like Jakeand NorCal did here), and tries to be SlyFox 2. The problem is, he's not intelligent enough to pull off SlyFox. The whole "you just feel that way because you're wrong and I'm always right" only works if what you say makes sense. DWS doesn't have that going for him. He used to. It's gone now.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

Zombie sex was awesome. "useless" certainley isnt what I would call it. Depraved?? Obtuse??? yes.

and bullshit. if thats not a drunken bar room converation, I dont know what is...

 

[Y 2 Jake]

1. This is tough. I don't feel that any of the regulars are deserving of this award -

You do, let it out.

anyone who posts wrestling I can at least appreciate to an extent.

Apart from the shit ones.

Some of the really bad newbs I just red rep and they go away.

So you're stifling the growth of the forum by upsetting noobs?

Justin and NorCal swear too much for my liking when they post, but at least they are passionate about topics. Or just angry. Either way.

Angry.

2. Shango isn't the worst mod.

I'm not going to pass comment.

He and KB worked hard on the Movie Tournament,

They did. But two of them still didn't do as well of a job as most people do on thir own.

It did finish over a month ago as well now.

and he's strong in the NWS' where I expect him to be strongest.

He's a very strong Bar Room poster.

You have to remember, NWS mods do a bit less "modding" because the Prison and Bar Room don't need it,

Aren't there still more NWSections than wrestling ones?

and the other sections are slower.

Shouldn't both of them try to get it going? Becca did with Chit Chat.

Plus, since I am in music a lot,

Not that much, really.

and Becca is in Chit Chat a lot,

Not anymore.

we catch a lot of shit first.

Well, he can't do what he can't see, can he.

CM is likely the weakest, but he's got a chance to prove me wrong with the NWS's now.

If it comes to getting spammers, C.M. will be the best mod ever.

3. I could pick 100 bar room threads that are just as terrible as the next. Very few I actually go into. The oddly popular "zombie sex" thread was useless, and I am baffled as to how that got over in the first place.

The Bar Room is shite.

Other than that, Ask Jake, or Ask anyone for that matter.

They are crap, but no worse than anything else. At least they have direction.

Shameless.

I certainly like to think so.

I will say this - FLUK has shown a good amount of ownership there in past weeks, he's bsically holding it up himself.

You could say that he's single-handedly trying to get that section active.

But aside from his "history of Mario / Zelda threads, that section hs been useless to me for almost 2 years now.

I'm not surprised that you have better things to do.

5. Guys, this one is easy. The biggest kiss ass is obviously yours truly. A kiss ass isn't just someone who is at a "lower level" kissing ass to someone higher up. I kiss all of your asses because I want to think I am doing a good job, and because it's important to me as admin that you all have fun here. So, the biggest kiss ass on the forums is me, AND IT'S NOT EVEN CLOSE!

You're constructive. Stop trying to take the ass kissers spotlight.

6. Anyone who made a big deal about getting an e-board position in the SFAC. That turned into a stupid bitch-fest if ever I saw one. Totally meaningless.

Meaningless, but it proves how petty people are. It's also amusing.

7. No idea.

I have no idea what you have no idea about.

8. DIAR and DWS. One guy gets demoted and then runs away.

Thought you liked him?

The other sits around and complains that people are too nice and a bunch of kiss asses,

You shouldn't alert him to how ridiculous it all is.

when he does nothing but complain about things without ever starting up anything interesting

He is intresting though, in small doses.

(like Jakeand NorCal did here),

Thank Norcal. He noticed that the awards had ground to a halt and he took action. Good on him for doing his job as a moderator.

and tries to be SlyFox 2.

Ugg, not another one.

The problem is, he's not intelligent enough to pull off SlyFox.

It's intresting to watch him try.

The whole "you just feel that way because you're wrong and I'm always right" only works if what you say makes sense.

I really don't know why I'm replying to your post. I learnt that of Spiral.

DWS doesn't have that going for him. He used to. It's gone now.

A year ago, get with it.

 

[Frank the Frowner]

Becker >>>>>>>>>>>>>>>> Rusty and Tim put together.

 

[Papa Shango]

Shango actually PM'd me and told me that he and Monkey had decided that I should change my name to that in order to look like their love child. I wasn't doing it to kiss their asses.

Shango-Monkey is not a kiss ass. He's a lackey. There's a difference.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Most of you appear to be the same poster to me. I don't have worsts.

 

[Mighty NorCal]

you recognize me everytime. Me thinks its the heavy breathing.....

 

[BooCocky]

Why would I even care what you think of me?

So wait, you signed up to a Wrestling forum, and now you think wrestling is shit so you don't post anything wrestling related. How can I take your opinions seriously?

I can't help it that wrestling is shit.

When something excites me I will post about it.

Rusty > Brian Becker.

And it's not even close.

Well, Rusty kisses your ass, of course you'd think that.

 

[IrishCanadian25]

Well, Rusty kisses your ass, of course you'd think that.

That's your answer for everything, isn't it?

"Well, I'm the greatest in the world, but nobody realizes it because I don't kiss anyone's ass."

Dude, get over yourself. Rusty > Brian because Rusty posts more, and posts better overall. Total objectivity.

But you're not worthless. Hell, you've been among my favorites for a while, it depends on if you decide to show up. If you don't, hey, no hard feelings, just don't expect to hit the heights on my rankings.

 

[Uncle Sam]

Who cares? They're all pretty much the same poster. Wait, Brian? As in "not Brian Becker" Brian? He rocks.

 

[justinsayne]

Worst Poster- Hmm, long list, but Prax sure got my attention in the full day that he was back. But Justin gets the award for how he posts in the LD's.

This must be the same LDs a rarely post in anymore right?

Worst mod-Monkey. Far better men have realized they weren't up to the task and stepped down. Apparently he relishes in being mediocre. Need I say more?

Meh, you could say the same thing about the majority of the mod staff these days, at least Monkey is a Trips fan so he has that going for him

Worst thread- Any thread speculating whether or not Brian Danielson will be going to the WWE. Get over it people, he aint.

I actuelly agree with you here, though I think the Official Becca/NorCal threads are pretty pathetic in that they seem to be nothing more than a place for people to gather as kiss Becca & NorCals asses, the SFAC sucks too, those people take that shit waaaay to seriously

Worst section- The Prison.

Again I agree

Biggest kiss ass- I can think of a few. But I will only name Justin. He pisses on noobs and kisse up the the mods. God that is pathetic

Ahh were back to talking about me I see, I piss on those that are fucking ******ed, and I can't recall ever kissing any mods ass ever, so I don't know where the fuck you got that from, perhaps you could show me an example?

Most pathetic cry out for attention/love- Should I start naming the Monkey Moments or can we just file them under "too fuckin many to name"?

Nah, the Poster of ten billion names gets this one (juggs, Denny, milinko, etc. I can't be bothered to keep up with what it is this week), Monkey is not even the most pathetic cry for attention/love on the mod staff, Shango is, Monkey is like second on that list though

Person who has been around forever but still acts like a newb- Justin/Monkey. One is angry as shit and the other is sensitive as fuck. Perhaps they should date.

He's not my type, I'm assuming he has a penis and that's a bit of a turn off

most worthless forum member- There are a few, but I won't name em. I don't have that much time on my hands.

Ahh come on you can throw out one or two names, judging from the rest of your post I'm guessing Monkey and I are on that list, you seem to hold a bitch of a grudge, you think maybe it's time you look into getting over that and moving on?

 

[Miko]

Worst Poster - Dunno, I think I gotta be quite high up that list, I take a few days off and then post about twice, then I take a few more days off. Maybe your all to blame for not being interesting.

Worst mod - Dont pay enough attention to know really, I dont know who is actually a mod either.

Worst thread - The HHH one's that get started are usually pretty bad. Although I think I might say the bar room in general.

Worst section - Very few interest me, so I'll just say the vbookie because everyone else is.

Biggest kiss ass - Most of the members that joined the same time as me seemed to, I just thought everyone was real friendly round here.

Most pathetic cry out for attention/love - No particular one that sticks out in my mind.

Person who has been around forever but still acts like a newb - Dont know how noobs act? I thought people just posted here.

most worthless forum member - I like to think that I am quite worthless round here, even I dont compete with the people that sign up and never post.

 

[Shocky]

You all Suck, that is all.

 

[Uncle Sam]

The words "bandwagon" and "jumping on" come to mind.

 

[Shocky]

1. Worst Poster
2. Worst mod
3. Worst thread
4. Worst section
5. Biggest kiss ass
6. Most pathetic cry out for attention/love
7. Person who has been around forever but still acts like a newb
8. most worthless forum member

Fuck it.

1. Worst Poster: I can't narrow it down, but I'll just go with the generic bar fly situation. Guys taht completely bitch about the forums sucking, yet do nothing but hide in the bar room playing games or what not. It's fine, just don't bitch about the rest of the forum sucking when you're hiding in non post count sections.

2. Worst Mod: Meh, none of the mods really bother me. I don't bother myself witht he E-Fed and really don't see the purpose of it myself, but I guess the guys do a good job with it.

3. Worst Thread: Pretty much anything in the bar room that gets taken way too seriously. Any thread dedicated to Becca is usually pretty bad, which has nothign to dow ith Becca itself.

4. Worst Section: Bar Room is high up there, but teh V-Bookies are pretty much shit. I plan on making a Jeff Hardy Strikeout Watch to go along with the Rey Mysterio Injury Watch 2009 V-Bookies to piss all the prepubescent fan boys off.

5. Again, most of the people that tend to follow around Becca and praise her every where she goes. It's pretty pathetic, considering most wouldn't know a vagina from a donut.

6. It's a shame people are taking a dump on Denny Crane. I think it's just because he's a fan of Insanely Crappy Product. Sure he's a giggalo, but it doesn't take away from teh fact that he's at least trying to do something on these forums constructive. I take a guy that gives effort over a troll any day.

7. I think there have been a fair share of noob moments this year.
Downward Spiral: I give him the benefit of the doubt, because he was spectacular. He's very opinionated, I just hate to see him hide out in teh bar room. He's essentially become the thing that he spoke out against, which is a shame because the kid is probably more intelligent then most of the people on these forums.

Colamania: Again, another young guy that I really thought had it. Maybe it's simply the business wearing him out and plain out sucking, but he's gone down hill as far as the wrestling goes. Hell, him and I were one of the few that stood up to the mod staff with the Free XFear Before campaign. If it wasn't for us, we wouldn't be blessed with X. He was damn good in the first Wrestlezone Tournament, and then just kind of has disapeared since.

Spawn: If there was ever a bitch fit thrown, it was the whole two days Prax was taken off of death row and allowed to post in the prison. Not become an admin, not become a mod, not even post in the wrestling section, but welcome back to be a prisoner. What happens, Spawn throws a temper tantrum and acts like a tit and a half, all because Prax dropped the ban hammer on him a year before... let it go man.

The Mod Staff: Or the certain few that did everything in their power to make sure that Sly didn't become a mod. Most didn't get to see it, but it was pretty bad. Don't get me wrong, the mod staff is great, but that little fiasco was pretty bad. Most have seen the error of their ways though.

The Free Wes Campaign: Again, another tragedy of these forums that's probably over do for a restart. Nothing is as ******ed as sitting through hijacked thread after hijacked thread to bring back a guy that did everything in his power to get banned from the site in teh first place.

8. Most Worthless Member: Now it's time for this Admin to get the ban hammer dropped on him. The craveonline staff. For two damn months I've been an admin. For two damn months myself and Irish have tried to contact someone from crave? What do we get, nothing. I don't have proper access to the admin CP, so essentially it's just Irish busting his ass running the forums. You'd figure someone somewhere that decided to invest money into a forum and a website would at least have make a half assed attempt to check in from time to time, yet here we are two months later and nothing has happened.

 

[Luther_Hull]

1. Tim, whoever the bloke was who called him out for lurking has a lot of explaining to do, some people are just destined to be lurkers, you shouldn't attempt to change fate.

2. I'm going to give an answer to this one. KB. Good poster and all, but he's floating around the forums saying he hates some of the mod staff and he's also giving away Board Room discussions freely in OCW. So KB for unprofessionality.

3. OCW

4. The Games Room. I mean, seriously, grow up, damn bar flies.

5. NorCal for inserting Jake's name into the title of this thread.

6. That Derf Hogan video. Come to think of it, any of Derf's posts will do.

7. A.J. types like one. So him.

8. IC25 and Shocky for stealing my admin spots. Also anyone who replies to this post saying "you don't deserve it loser".

 

[justinsayne]

8. IC25 and Shocky for stealing my admin spots. Also anyone who replies to this post saying "you don't deserve it loser".

Would it even matter at this point if they made you admin?, I mean you would prolly go through the same shit Shockys going through, no Admin CPU access, so really you would be nothing more than a glorified G-mod anyway

 

[Mighty NorCal]

wait, what is number 5??

 

[justinsayne]

wait, what is number 5??

Biggest kiss ass

 

[Mighty NorCal]

oh yes. why would I kiss Jake's ass?? He isnt even ADMIN anymore...

 

[justinsayne]

oh yes. why would I kiss Jake's ass?? He isnt even ADMIN anymore...

IDK, cause you have a crush on him?, beats me ask Luther

 

[Khalifa]

Worst Poster
Um well There is not many bad posters if your talking about regular posters. i just think people that argue but actually dont no or haven't thought about what they have said are bad posters. so they are the worst posters

Worst mod
don't no them all but i like them all of who i do no. You cant really have a bad mod when they are the peopel keeping these forums together

worst thread.
Alot of the bar room threads. or LCW.

Worst section
vBookie. i have used it twice adn dont plain on using it again.

Biggest kiss ass
I would have to say me after the first two answers on this post.

Most pathetic cry out for attention/love
DIAR

Person who has been around forever but still acts like a newb
i have no idea about all the people you have been around for ever. TM?

most worthless forum member
the people who sign up and don't even post.

 

[Afro-Ameri-Spawn]

This must be the same LDs a rarely post in anymore right?


Meh, you could say the same thing about the majority of the mod staff these days, at least Monkey is a Trips fan so he has that going for him



I actuelly agree with you here, though I think the Official Becca/NorCal threads are pretty pathetic in that they seem to be nothing more than a place for people to gather as kiss Becca & NorCals asses, the SFAC sucks too, those people take that shit waaaay to seriously



Again I agree



Ahh were back to talking about me I see, I piss on those that are fucking ******ed, and I can't recall ever kissing any mods ass ever, so I don't know where the fuck you got that from, perhaps you could show me an example?



Nah, the Poster of ten billion names gets this one (juggs, Denny, milinko, etc. I can't be bothered to keep up with what it is this week), Monkey is not even the most pathetic cry for attention/love on the mod staff, Shango is, Monkey is like second on that list though



He's not my type, I'm assuming he has a penis and that's a bit of a turn off



Ahh come on you can throw out one or two names, judging from the rest of your post I'm guessing Monkey and I are on that list, you seem to hold a bitch of a grudge, you think maybe it's time you look into getting over that and moving on?

This isn't a debate thread you fuckin ******. Either post something or take your own advice and get over it. God, and people wonder why I want to slap the shit out of this prick in real life. And it's kind hard getting over someone who's such a complete net douche. Bet you're a fucking church mouse in real life. Why don't we test it out. Saturday? Empire Mall. I figure either we're gonna have coffee or finally get to the bottom of things. Either way is good for me kid.

 

[jpfizzle]

17. A.J. types like one. So him.

 

[HBK-aholic]

1. Worst Poster
Okay, the truth is anyone who posts regularly is not the worst poster, and those that are saying otherwise just have grudges. The worst posters are the ones who come on maybe once or twice, and make posts the equivalent to "Czena Sux". The ones we make Bar room threads about declaring ownage of a certain post.

2. Worst mod
Every single one of the mods do their job, or they wouldn't be modded. Some focus more on work to do with the mod CP. Others focus more on posting. There is no 'worst mod'.

3. Worst thread
One that has been closed, obviously. The constant flow of Triple H/Cena threads got increasingly annoying. Thankfully, they've slowed down, and NorCals excellent modding made sure they were archived before long.

4. Worst section
I'll join in with most and say the Vbookies here. The NWS have seen a huge increase lately, and I think CM is going to do more with them, so soon we won't really have a worst section. Chit Chat, Movies, and Music have all been a lot busier this year, which is down to a great set of mods and posters. Tournaments did well for the section. I think Sports could also be given this award, not because of anyone in particular, but because Sports is the main thing that separates this board. Americans, Brits, Aussies, they all have their own sports, and it's hard to find a topic which everyone can talk about.

5. Biggest kiss ass
I think from this post alone it's obvious this is me. Ass-kiss is thrown about way too much today. Whenever you like or respect someone, you're kissing their ass. And I like and respect a huge majority of the people on this forum.

8. most worthless forum member
Once again, I'll prove I am the biggest 'ass-kisser'. The most worthless member of this forum is one we won't have ever heard of. It's as simple as that. All the regular members we talk to have brought something to this forum.