X, Jake, NorCal, Lariat, and tsnugs Present the "Worst Of" The WZ Forums Awards

[Cena's Little Helper]

All right guys, here's the drill: I list the categories, and you nominate whom you want to nominate (just copy and paste the awards and list away). Unlike the other end of year awards for WZ posters, there are no set nominees; you choose whomever you so please. We may or may not declare winners in the end; it depends on if we feel like giving a shit that day. Here are the categories...twazzers:

Worst Poster

Worst Moderator

Worst Thread

Worst Section

Biggest Kiss Ass

Biggest Attention ****e

The "Cheddar Bob" Award for Person Who Has Been Around Forever But Still Acts Like A Noob

Most Worthless Forum Member

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster

The "Waa Waa Waa, My Pussy Hurts!" Award for Whiniest Bitch

The "Raging Hemorrhoids" Award for Poster That Tries Way Too Hard

Biggest Troll

 

[X]

Worst Poster - RATED R CHAMPION

Worst Moderator - Derf?

Worst Thread - The one currently in the Bar Room, "The war on mods"

Worst Section - Kayfabe Forum

Biggest Kiss Ass - Toughest one of them all. But I'm going to say IC. No one kisses more ass than IC, which is ironic considering he's an admin. He's the boss but he kisses the asses of every member. It's confuddling.

Biggest Attention ****e - Undertaker's#1Fan

The "Cheddar Bob" Award for Person Who Has Been Around Forever But Still Acts Like A Noob - Becca?

Most Worthless Forum Member - RATED R CHAMPION

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster - ellisman?

The "Waa Waa Waa, My Pussy Hurts!" Award for Whiniest Bitch - N/A

The "Raging Hemorrhoids" Award for Poster That Tries Way Too Hard - Another tough one. Falkon. Honorable mention to Doc.

Biggest Troll - Spawn?

 

[Coco]

Worst Poster - Undertaker's#1fan

Worst Moderator - NSL

Worst Thread - WZnWo

Worst Section - Graphics

Biggest Kiss Ass - Doc

Biggest Attention ****e - Milenko

The "Cheddar Bob" Award for Person Who Has Been Around Forever But Still Acts Like A Noob - N/A

Most Worthless Forum Member - Milenko

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster - ellisman. Easily.

The "Waa Waa Waa, My Pussy Hurts!" Award for Whiniest Bitch - Dave I dunno, that mod campaign is fresh in my mind.

The "Raging Hemorrhoids" Award for Poster That Tries Way Too Hard - Doc

Biggest Troll - Sidious

 

[The Doctor]

Woulda been nice if people had told me I was "Trying too hard", since you seemed to tell everyone else.

 

[Cena's Little Helper]

Worst Poster - OrtonIsLegend

Worst Moderator - I can't step on toes right now, given that I'm new...but, everyone on staff right now does a fan-fucking-tastic job.

Worst Thread - ellisman's twitter

Worst Section - The Prison

Biggest Kiss Ass - I like all the kiss asses.

Biggest Attention ****e - FalKon

The "Cheddar Bob" Award for Person Who Has Been Around Forever But Still Acts Like A Noob - I think this award was originally created for TM, but, no one thinks of him that way anymore (I never did).

Most Worthless Forum Member - OrtonIsLegend

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster - justinsayne (love him, but, I can't help but laugh whenever he starts seriously flaming people).

The "Waa Waa Waa, My Pussy Hurts!" Award for Whiniest Bitch - Rusty

The "Raging Hemorrhoids" Award for Poster That Tries Way Too Hard - MRC, for trying too hard to convince me that JKO isn't funny.

Biggest Troll - OrtonIsLegend

 

[Luther_Hull]

Worst Poster

Derf

Worst Moderator

Harthan

Worst Thread

Any with Derf in

Worst Section

Any with Derf in

Biggest Kiss Ass

Derf

Biggest Attention ****e

Derf

The "Cheddar Bob" Award for Person Who Has Been Around Forever But Still Acts Like A Noob

Derf

Most Worthless Forum Member

Derf

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster

Sidious

The "Waa Waa Waa, My Pussy Hurts!" Award for Whiniest Bitch

Derf

The "Raging Hemorrhoids" Award for Poster That Tries Way Too Hard

Derf

Biggest Troll

Me towards Derf

 

[NSL]

Worst Poster - F5 Monster...He's been nothing but shit since he arrived...

Worst Moderator - I won't go slamming any other mods...I'm still new to this myself...

Worst Thread - *Insert Wrestler Here* To TNA

Worst Section - Wrestling Spam...That place is nothing but shit piled on shit these days...

Biggest Kiss Ass - I actually haven't seen many lately...I may edit this though...

Biggest Attention ****e - Coco...someone hug him already...

The "Cheddar Bob" Award for Person Who Has Been Around Forever But Still Acts Like A Noob - UT

Most Worthless Forum Member - No member is "worthless", but I could live without the spammy noobs that keep popping up...

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster - I think there's more people failing at being funny, then being funny by accident...

The "Waa Waa Waa, My Pussy Hurts!" Award for Whiniest Bitch - NOD_Fan

The "Raging Hemorrhoids" Award for Poster That Tries Way Too Hard - Nature Boy

Biggest Troll - Don't know any off-hand...

Worst Moderator - NSL

Aww, you care

 

[klunderbunker]

Worst Poster

Maintenancebot. Seriously, this guy says like 4 things over and over again. How is how not banned for spamming yet?

Worst Moderator

Going with Phoenix here, but only because I have no idea about anything in WZCW. Nothing personal.

Worst Thread

IC's hot dog eating competition LD.

Worst Section

Bar Room. Some of those people just make me want to fucking stab something.

Biggest Kiss Ass

Me. Not even close.

Biggest Attention ****e

Oh come on she used to have a section named after her.

The "Cheddar Bob" Award for Person Who Has Been Around Forever But Still Acts Like A Noob

Doug Crashin. He's been here longer than I have and I've never heard of him. to me, he is a noob.

Most Worthless Forum Member

Brian.

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster

FTS. Those rants are great.

The "Waa Waa Waa, My Pussy Hurts!" Award for Whiniest Bitch

Me. Not even close.

The "Raging Hemorrhoids" Award for Poster That Tries Way Too Hard

Me. Have you seen the things I get into around here?

Biggest Troll

DIAR.

 

[Milkyway!]

Worst Poster - Doc

Worst Moderator - I'll go with what Luther said, and say Harthan.

Worst Thread - Elisman's twitter

Worst Section - Kayfabe forum

Biggest Kiss Ass - Probably myself to Xfear. (He is my dad and all)

Biggest Attention ****e - Doc

The "Cheddar Bob" Award for Person Who Has Been Around Forever But Still Acts Like A Noob - UT

Most Worthless Forum Member - Doc

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster - FTS, or Sidious one.

The "Waa Waa Waa, My Pussy Hurts!" Award for Whiniest Bitch - Uh, KB?

The "Raging Hemorrhoids" Award for Poster That Tries Way Too Hard - Doc

Biggest Troll - Coco

 

[Mr. TM]

Worst Poster
JKO

Worst Moderator
Dave and Ty

Worst Thread
CKD

Worst Section
SPAM

Biggest Kiss Ass
JKO

Biggest Attention ****e
JKO

The "Cheddar Bob" Award for Person Who Has Been Around Forever But Still Acts Like A Noob
Super Crazy

Most Worthless Forum Member
JKO

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster
not Sure

The "Waa Waa Waa, My Pussy Hurts!" Award for Whiniest Bitch
JKO

The "Raging Hemorrhoids" Award for Poster That Tries Way Too Hard
JKO

Biggest Troll
JKO

 

[Tastycles]

Worst Poster - DEADMANSNUMBA1FAN

Worst Moderator - 48/7 can't have done much in a week, can he? If he did, je suis desolé.

Worst Thread - The one about Vince being biased towards Irish wrestlers like John Cena and Drew McIntyre

Worst Section - mini e-feds. I think its gone now

Biggest Kiss Ass - There's about 20 wannabe mods, they're mostly transparent, take your pick.

Biggest Attention ****e - Monkey (this is edited)

The "Cheddar Bob" Award for Person Who Has Been Around Forever But Still Acts Like A Noob - UT

Most Worthless Forum Member - There are 6,369 members with 0 posts.

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster - Sidious

The "Waa Waa Waa, My Pussy Hurts!" Award for Whiniest Bitch - Battlez

The "Raging Hemorrhoids" Award for Poster That Tries Way Too Hard - Again, most of the wannabe mods

Biggest Troll - I'm oblivious to such things, although justinsayne literally only posts to flame Slyfox about Brett Favre, so maybe him.

 

[BooCocky]

Worst Poster - Derf

Worst Moderator -

Worst Thread - IDK

Worst Section - TNA.

Biggest Kiss Ass - I'll add later.

Biggest Attention ****e - Monkey

The "Cheddar Bob" Award for Person Who Has Been Around Forever But Still Acts Like A Noob - UT

Most Worthless Forum Member - All those members with zero posts.

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster - Sid

The "Waa Waa Waa, My Pussy Hurts!" Award for Whiniest Bitch - Lariat

The "Raging Hemorrhoids" Award for Poster That Tries Way Too Hard - Tenta

Biggest Troll - Coco towards Sid.

 

[gd]

Worst Poster: TNARICK

Worst Moderator: M_F

Worst Thread: elissman's twitter

Worst Section: Book This! Sam couldn't even save it.

Biggest Kiss Ass: Pretty much everyone, I'll got IC, he even tried to kiss my ass for some reason.

Biggest Attention ****e: Milenko

The "Cheddar Bob" Award for Person Who Has Been Around Forever But Still Acts Like A Noob: Milenko

Most Worthless Forum Member: BTG

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster: dejan

The "Waa Waa Waa, My Pussy Hurts!" Award for Whiniest Bitch: I don't know, most people in the "travesty" threads during the WZ Tourney

The "Raging Hemorrhoids" Award for Poster That Tries Way Too Hard: Tenta

Biggest Troll: F5 MONSTA

 

[It's...Baylariat!]

Worst Poster - F-5 MONSTA

Worst Moderator - 487 or Harthan

Worst Thread - Any JKO starts

Worst Section - Kayfabe

Biggest Kiss Ass - Apparently me.

Biggest Attention ****e - Tenta

The "Cheddar Bob" Award for Person Who Has Been Around Forever But Still Acts Like A Noob - Doug Crashin' and Supercrazy.

Most Worthless Forum Member - JKO

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster - Luther

The "Waa Waa Waa, My Pussy Hurts!" Award for Whiniest Bitch - Becker

The "Raging Hemorrhoids" Award for Poster That Tries Way Too Hard - Milky or Tenta

Biggest Troll - ?

 

[Spaceman Spif]

Worst Poster - F-5 Monster

Worst Moderator - Hell I'll just say M_F, no reason really.

Worst Thread - The Mod Wars one in the Bar Room

Worst Section - Kayfabe

Biggest Kiss Ass - Milky

Biggest Attention ****e - Brian(When he's on)

The "Cheddar Bob" Award for Person Who Has Been Around Forever But Still Acts Like A Noob - Myself, I joined in 07'

Most Worthless Forum Member - JJ Devil's Advocate guy

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster - FalKon

The "Waa Waa Waa, My Pussy Hurts!" Award for Whiniest Bitch - ?

The "Raging Hemorrhoids" Award for Poster That Tries Way Too Hard - JKO (you're still cool)

Biggest Troll - Coco

 

[48.7 is Approximately 49 Times Better Than You]

Worst Poster - 48/7

Worst Moderator - 48/7

Worst Thread - WZnWo

Worst Section - Bar Room

Biggest Kiss Ass - Lariat

Biggest Attention ****e - Becca

The "Cheddar Bob" Award for Person Who Has Been Around Forever But Still Acts Like A Noob - Milkyway!

Most Worthless Forum Member - swax01

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster - Sidious

The "Waa Waa Waa, My Pussy Hurts!" Award for Whiniest Bitch - 48/7

The "Raging Hemorrhoids" Award for Poster That Tries Way Too Hard - KB

Biggest Troll - Luther

 

[Kanye South]

Worst Poster

F5 Monster

Worst Moderator

They wouldn't be a mod in the first place if they sucked ass

Worst Thread

The War On Mods

Worst Section

The Prison. It's gotten rather boring.

Biggest Kiss Ass

Tenta, Dave, or Doc, but they're all still cool. Doc is the coolest.

Biggest Attention ****e

Tenta

The "Cheddar Bob" Award for Person Who Has Been Around Forever But Still Acts Like A Noob

Jane. lol.

Most Worthless Forum Member

F5 Monster

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster

Ellisman?

The "Waa Waa Waa, My Pussy Hurts!" Award for Whiniest Bitch

The Lariat

The "Raging Hemorrhoids" Award for Poster That Tries Way Too Hard

Doc, but he's still cool.

Biggest Troll

Anyone that follows me to different threads, just to tell me how much I "suck".

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Derf wasn't a mod in 2009, for anybody who nominates him.

Also, these are better done on the fly. If somebody makes the threads with, for example, names like The Derf Award For Worst Forum Moderator, I'll jump in and take the piss.

 

[Bernkastel]

thread didn't specify if this was pertaining to 2009 only, or as long as we've been here, so I'll chose the latter

Worst Poster

DEADMANSNUMBA1FAN, at least Oncewalkerr was entertaining

Worst Moderator

Da Vinci's Nightmare

Worst Thread

The first official John Cena thread

Worst Section

Book This (as far as the least amount of traffic is concerned)

Biggest Kiss Ass

Becca

Biggest Attention ****e

KB

The "Cheddar Bob" Award for Person Who Has Been Around Forever But Still Acts Like A Noob

DC

as of 2009, Derf (if he still posts)

Most Worthless Forum Member

Anyone who posts illegibly to point where the internet version of the Rosetta Stone couldn't translate it.

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster

Jake

The "Waa Waa Waa, My Pussy Hurts!" Award for Whiniest Bitch

Senor Coconut aka coco version 1

The "Raging Hemorrhoids" Award for Poster That Tries Way Too Hard

Sam

Biggest Troll

Slyfox

 

[Minor League Brian]

Brian.

Awww, one of us got you riled up.

 

[The Roid Rage]

Why not make a different list with best poster, and best mod, most valuable poster, Most likely to be a future mod, Most intentionally Funny, etc...... I would think that would be a little more interesting for you to have to try and praise people rather than bash them while you marvel and celebrate your own perceived greatness. Just a little challenge I thought I would throw out there. Hell, it might even be as fun as making this list, ya never know.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Why not make a different list with best poster, and best mod, most valuable poster, Most likely to be a future mod, Most intentionally Funny, etc...... I would think that would be a little more interesting for you to have to try and praise people rather than bash them while you marvel and celebrate your own perceived greatness. Just a little challenge I thought I would throw out there. Hell, it might even be as fun as making this list, ya never know.

I don't think we need 2 sets of Best Of awards.

 

[Y 2 Jake]

Worst Moderator

Da Vinci's Nightmare

He might've gone on to be a great moderator, it's hard to tell when you only have the role for 10 minutes.

It's not like he was a real mod anyway, he was an e-fedder.

Biggest Kiss Ass

Becca

Not really, that'd be DIAR. The only real kiss assing is when she says that an unattractive girl is attractive in the photo thread.

Biggest Attention ****e

KB

In what way?

The "Cheddar Bob" Award for Person Who Has Been Around Forever But Still Acts Like A Noob

DC

He's been gone for two years.

Most Unintentionally Funny Poster

Jake

Sometimes.

The "Raging Hemorrhoids" Award for Poster That Tries Way Too Hard

Sam

Not really.

Biggest Troll

Slyfox

Calling somebody a troll is ridiculous. People should be more in control of their emotions, take the internet less seriously and shouldn't be so easy to fuck with.

 

[Bernkastel]

He might've gone on to be a great moderator, it's hard to tell when you only have the role for 10 minutes.

It's not like he was a real mod anyway, he was an e-fedder.

if he was destined for greatness he would have stuck around

Not really, that'd be DIAR. The only real kiss assing is when she says that an unattractive girl is attractive in the photo thread.

There are like 3 or 4 others that could be suited for the award as well, Becca was the first name that popped into my head

Same with KB

He's been gone for two years

I was doing the awards based on since I've been here, since a set of guidelines wasn't given

sometimes

It must be that Stoke-on- Trent charm

not really

Your opinion, though I suppose there are others

Wes, Brian maybe?

Calling somebody a troll is ridiculous. People should be more in control of their emotions, take the internet less seriously and shouldn't be so easy to fuck with.

Yeah, I guess you're right, calling Slyfox the biggest troll would be a bit too much

Instead I'll go with the biggest flame baiter.

 

[Jane]

Why not make a different list with best poster, and best mod, most valuable poster, Most likely to be a future mod, Most intentionally Funny, etc...... I would think that would be a little more interesting for you to have to try and praise people rather than bash them while you marvel and celebrate your own perceived greatness. Just a little challenge I thought I would throw out there. Hell, it might even be as fun as making this list, ya never know.

You know what? This is a great idea. Wrestlezone is due for Best of the Forum Awards.

Make it happen.