NFC North
1. Green Bay Packers
2. Chicago Bears
3. Detroit Lions
4. Minnesota Vikings
Don't get mad, Lions fans. I still have them making the playoffs, but mark my words... Jay Cutler is about to have a remarkable year and the Bears will be a Super Bowl contender. They would have had similar success last year had Cutler not gotten hurt, and they've only improved this offseason with the acquisition of Brandon Marshall, who I firmly believe is a top 5 WR in the league, if not top 3.
Green Bay will have another remarkable regular season, but this season I see them dropping a couple of extra games. And Minnesota will continue to be dreadful.
NFC East
1. Philadelphia Eagles
2. Washington Redskins
3. New York Giants
4. Dallas Cowgirls
Michael Vick will shock the World and be healthy all year (despite the preseason mishaps) and the Eagles will win this division by a wide margin. Placing the Redskins at 2nd seems ridiculous, but I have the utmost faith in RG3 and I think he's going to put up even better numbers than Cam Newton put up last year, except also get a few good W's to go with it. Now, I don't think it'll be enough to make the playoffs as I see the Redskins, Giants, and 'Girls all finishing with a record around 9-7, 8-8, and 7-9 and this year none of those will be good enough to make the playoffs.
Now, you might say I'm underestimating the Giants, but I'm not. Their Super Bowl run last year was the biggest fluke in the history of sports, and I GUARANTEE you they will miss the playoffs this year. Eli will be back to playing like his bum self now, and their defense will be what we saw in the regular season last year, not what we saw in the playoffs.
NFC South
1. New Orleans Saints
2. Atlanta Falcons
3. Tampa Bay Buccaneers
4. Carolina Panthers
If this prediction ends up being wrong then it'll be only because the Saints got royally screwed this offseason with the ridiculous suspension of Sean Payton. However, I'm keeping faith in Drew and that Saints offense to get the job done and carry this team to another South Division title.
Atlanta, as much as I hate to admit it, will be good this year. Juilo Jones will most likely emerge into an elite wide receiver in the game, and they now have Mike Nolan as their new Defensive Coordinator. That said, I don't think finishing 2nd in the South will be as good as finishing 3rd in the NFC North. I mean, logic says that's dumb, but 3 teams from the same division making the playoffs has happened on more than one occasion, and I think the Falcons will end up crumbling in some games they should have won. Matt Ryan is a good QB, but he's not a great one and that'll be why the Falcons never achieve big success while he's there.
The Bucs and Panthers will be show improvement, but neither will be a .500 team.
NFC West
1. San Francisco 49ers
2. St. Louis Rams
3. Seattle Seahawks
4. Arizona Cardinals
I'm disappointed the Seahawks went to Wilson over Flynn. I was looking forward to seeing Flynn making that team a contender. Wilson will be a good QB in this league, but I think it's too soon to give him the ball. I don't see Seattle recovering from this mistake. It sucks too because the rest of the conferences needs San Francisco to have quality competition.
I think the Rams will be the surprise of the year. Sam Bradford will be healthy and I think finally show why he was drafted #1 overall. I'm a believer in Jeff Fisher and I think he's going to get the most out of that crew.
And the Cardinals will be the worst team in the league.
AFC North
1. Pittsburgh Steelers
2. Cincinnati Bengals
3. Baltimore Ravens
4. Cleveland Browns
I don't trust running backs when they receive a new contract; I believe Ray Rice will have a similar season to that of Chris Johnson last year, and I think the Ravens defense will have lost a step being another year older and losing Terrell Suggs with his injury. A lot of Baltimore's success will rely on Joe Flacco's arm, and I just don't believe Flacco is the kind of QB that can carry a team on his own.
Cincinnati I think continues to have success with Dalton and Green leading the way, and the Browns will show a lot of promise and lose a lot of close ones this year. And of course, the Steelers will be the Steelers. The only thing I worry about them is that god awful offensive line. I think that kills them in the playoffs, but they'll be okay during the regular season.
AFC East
1. New England Patriots
2. New York Jets
3. Miami Dolphins
4. Buffalo Bills
People seem to be in love with the Bills and think the Jets are going to be awful, but I just don't see it. The Jets will eventually bench Sanchez and Tebow will come in and work his magic, help leading the team to the playoffs. I said it last year with Denver, and I'm saying it now with the Jets. Mark my words.
The Dolphins will show much improvement and contend very well, but I think next year will be their year to really be a contender. Ryan Tannehill is definitely forreal.
AFC South
1. Houston Texans
2. Tennessee Titans
3. Indianapolis Colts
4. Jacksonville Jaguars
Easily the worst division in football. That said, I believe the Texans is among the two best teams in the AFC. If Schaubb hadn't got hurt last season, I firmly believe they would have gone to the Super Bowl and beaten the shit out of the Giants. It's unfortunate what happened to them. I see the Texans this year though having a similar regular season to what the 49ers had last year, and they'll cruise to the AFC Championship.
All three other teams are too young. All three quarterbacks though will all show flashes of brilliance and give their fans hope for the future.
AFC West
1. San Diego Chargers
2. Kansas City Chiefs
3. Denver Broncos
4. Oakland Raiders
I think this will end up being the most competitive division in football next season. Norv Turner is on the bubble and the Chargers will play their asses off for him. The Chiefs were loaded with injuries last season. The Broncos now have Peyton Manning. And the Raiders, well, I want them to be successful and I do think they'll compete hard, but they're still a couple of years away from being a real contender in the league.
All that said, I think the Chargers have the most talent, and I think this is one of the years they show it. They're off to a rough start with Ryan Matthews' injury, but I think they'll win enough games and he'll return and they'll go on a big run to finish the 2nd half of the season.
I put the Chiefs over the Broncos because I think the talent around Peyton Manning is shit and that one offseason isn't enough for him to change it all around. The Chiefs, like I said, were filled with injuries last season and I think this season we'll see a similar Chiefs team to that of what we saw in 2010.
NFC Standings
1. Green Bay Packers
2. Philadelphia Eagles
3. San Francisco 49ers
4. New Orleans Saints
5. Chicago Bears
6. Detroit Lions
AFC Standings
1. Houston Texans
2. New England Patriots
3. San Diego Chargers
4. Pittsburgh Steers
5. Kansas City Chiefs
6. New York Jets
Official Super Bowl Prediction
New England Patriots
vs.
New Orleans Saints
Yep, playing the homer here, but I think the Us against the World mentality will carry the Saints all throughout the season to become the first team in history to play in a Super Bowl in their own city. Drew Brees will have as good as of a season as last year, if not better, and with a competent defensive coordinator now who won't blow leads with ******ed play calling, I just don't see anyone outscoring this offense come playoff time.