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Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House
Ok so this is the list deal. It’s Thanksgiving, or at least when I post this it will be. To put it mildly, I’m on here a lot. That’s the case for multiple reasons, but the main one is I don’t have a full time job. The second of which is I like having power. Somewhere on down the line are all the people here. This is my little way of saying thank you to everyone here. The following is everyone of note here and what I’m thankful to them for.
A few notes:
1. If you’re not on this list, one of three things happened.
a. You weren’t put on the list by your peers.
b. I didn’t think to add you.
c. You suck.
2. This is likely going into what I like about you as it did last year.
3. These are in no particular order.
Let’s get to it.
Superhans – For sounding German. Germans are awesome!
StroomTrooper – For being Forceful more often than not (expect a lot of puns in this)
CH David – For being one of the more underrated guys here. POST MORE WRESTLING!
Tdigle – For running a ton of stuff and being underrated in general.
Lee – For NEVER letting anyone post in the wrong section and get away with it.
Thriller – For saving me from the beast about to strike
Blue Cardinal – For running the sports section more or less
LJL – For living in Mississippi so I don’t have to
DirtyJose – For fighting PG by being dirty.
Doc – For running Graphics since no one else wants to.
Coco – For at one point saying you liked my reviews. I have proof.
GD – For finally allowing me to tell you apart from Coco. I couldn’t for about a year.
Rox – For being close to a boulder. They rock.
maddhaggis – For actually buying that you lost that many coin flips in a row
nickb03 – Allegedly you’re good. I rarely read your stuff so uh….thanks for having nice eyebrows.
CM – For beating up the pussy and because I’d bet money no one put you on this list.
Blade – That name is still just cool
Ferbian – For those late nights in the Board Room and not screaming loudly.
GuyCompton – For running MMA so I don’t have to
IC – Dude, you’re IC. I think that sums it up better than anything else I could say.
It’s Damn Real – For being the best mod here, period. You straight up own the TNA section better than anyone since JMT in MMA. We need less acronyms.
Jack-Hammer – For challenging IDR for best mod here.
King Dave – Damn it man quit changing your name! Oh wait you’re Showtime. For being a transgender. You know what I mean.
Phoenix – That name is just awesome. Although every time I see your avatar I think it’s a Kane one.
Smooth Sexual Chocolate – For modding music so I don’t have to.
Super Dave – Screw you for getting rid of the name I gave you.
Tastycles – For being delicious
The Brain – For rocking old school and always replying to my reviews
Ty Burna – For….wait how are you not a real mod yet? Someone promote this guy. Oh wait I’d do that.
Admins not named Sly – Screw you all. I’d be shocked if any of you knew I co-ran this place.
Sly – For that Admin CP Manual. That thing blows my mind, but not quite as well as you did that one night in the Admin Room.
D- Man – For walking into more of my jokes than the rest of the forum combined.
JMT – For possibly being the best poster ever here.
X – For (#$*&@#& and @*$#&$*. I’d uncensor those but I’d get arrested.
Norcal – For not raking me over the coals in our divorce. And for defending our country.
Mister Awesome – For getting I Came To Play in my head every time I see your name. Love that song.
A Pimp Named Angel – For working hard. Everyone knows Pimping Ain’t Easy.
The Big Black Crock – For giving me a good laugh and seeing Sly back in action.
Imapctplayer – For being here a long time. That’s always cool to see.
Macca – For getting out of prison. Yeah I’ve got nothing here.
Justinsayne – You mellowed. HOW IN THE FUCK COULD YOU MELLOW? I mean mother fucking shit dude how in the holy fuck could you do that shit? Fuck dude do you have any fucking clue how much fucking enjoyment we got from you with your fucking rants? Now you fucking turn your backs on us. WELL FUCK YOU!
Uncle Phatso – You’re a juggalo. I don’t like you.
Charlton Banks – For sounding like the Carlton Dance, which is awesome.
The Hamler – For serving in the Kentucky Army. Are you a Colonel yet?
STD – For not catching me yet.
The Raven's Epitaph – For cracking me up in the Raw LD with your comments. You’re a very stupid man.
MICHAEL_V_NEXUS – For following me around like a puppy. It’s adorable.
Funkay J. Crawford – For having the same middle initial that I do.
J-Dogg – For living in OCW Country.
LitasRevenge79 – For flirting with me. Oh and I’ve met Barrett at OVW shows.
Wushady - ….who the hell are you?
Calderownz - ….Didn’t I put you in prison?
LSN80 – Your name is the same as a Three Days Grace song which is a band I like. That works I guess.
Sarcy – Your name is cool. I’ve got nothing here.
Paper Ghost - *Insert Ghostbusters joke here*
The Holy One – For resembling Swiss cheese.
Theo Maysock – For some reason I hear One Week by Barenaked Ladies when I see your name. I have absolutely no idea why but it’s a good song so I’ll go with that.
Xenmas – Kingdom Hearts I believe? That game kicks ass.
Noir X – I like Film Noir so the name kicks ass.
ZeroVX – Somehow I know nothing about you. Uh…..for not having bony elbows?
Doug Crashin – For the Crashin Movement which I know absolutely nothing about.
Wide Cheeks – Screw the healthiness thing. BE FAT!
Wolf Demon – Cool name. Seriously it is.
Milenko – For not complaining about anything today? I kid. For putting up with all the jokes you get and not freaking out.
Enterkey – For being conveniently located on the right hand side.
Pro Wrestling NOAH – For having a truly creative name.
Killjoy – For finally not changing your name for a bit.
Dagger Dias – For debating pretty well.
Mitch Hennessey – For posting consistently well across the board. I can’t compliment someone much more than that.
Murfin Top Merkley – For your former name which is a nice Foley thing and Foley is awesome so this works.
Barbosa – For sounding like a pirate. Pirates are awesome.
Angelic Diablo – For sucking less than Matt Hardy. Granted this isn’t hard to do.
Numbers – For being someone I can always count on. I warned you about the puns.
PsychoBlack – I love Hitchcock movies so I’ll go with half of your name.
Spoodbeest – Another clever name. That always works.
Stinger – He’s my second favorite wrestler so that has to be good for something.
Fuel – For being similar to fire and that is what I desire? It’s a Metallica song if that made no sense.
Burnout – For not happening to me yet.
The Celtic Monkey - *Holds up four fingers*
TLC – For hopefully being something I retain the WZPC Title at.
HBK-aholic – For looking good naked.
Shocky – For allowing me to become King of Old School.
Uncle Sam – For that one WWE post you made that was totally awesome and you got like 10 reps for.
TheOneBigWill – For never getting G-Mod so I could.
Moon Knight – Where the hell did you go?
Anonymous Mozzarella – For being inconspicuous.
Minor League Brian – For mellowing also. Far less annoying than you used to be.
Sparky – For being Better Than You. You should get that reference.
Joe’s Gonna Kill You – For getting that chant stuck in my head AGAIN.
Rattlesnake4eva – For possibly being the stupidest person ever here.
Mrbrownstone – For being a cool architecture style
Da Prophet – I predict great things for you.
Zeven_Zion – Finally getting banned.
AJ Remix – The original was better but this works I guess.
Alex’eddytigger’Waters - ….who in the hell are you? There are too many Alex’s here.
SalvIsWin – For making it a WIN.
hatehabsforever – You’ve gotten a bit better lately. That’s a good thing.
TheMegaStar – The red would make me assume in prison so for some decent sodomy.
Madcap – Running the workout thread. I think that was you at least.
IndyJon – For being one of like 5 MMA posters so I don’t have to be one.
Armbar – For possibly being rookie of the year. I think there was a thread about that somewhere but I’m not sure.
Sound of Madness – For playing inside my head all the time
The Disturbed – You’re from Kentucky aren’t you?
Buffalo Dave – For being the third person named Dave here.
JGlass14 – For being sand struck by lightning. How awesome is that?
Jickie “FALCON” Mames – For having boobs. I think.
Becker – For surprising me in the mod contest. I was impressed.
Murfish – For being all pale and destroyerish.
48.7 – For that bot/alt attack you helped me with.
Echelon – For knowing women’s wrestling.
RVDgurl – For being the hottest woman I’ve never seen.
Marquis – For the Desodomizer.
Jake – For making this place what it is today. We wouldn’t be here without you.
Jane – For being the greatest mystery here.
Simpsons Fanatic – For being a pawn in my war with Sly that got me my start here.
Lariat – For being from near me. How in the hell have we never hung out?
Tenta – For the Foley debate. Reply whenever you want to.
Gelgarin – For knowing very old school stuff.
M_F – You owe me a damn threesome. I’m only half kidding when I say I’d take you up on it.
NSL – For taking the time away when you needed to. That’s always a good thing and shows maturity.
Tim – For being a Man At Work.
Spunky – For that time you wrestled yourself. That was damn fun to watch.
Cola – For scoring me points with Becca.
Rusty – For being a great poster that somehow never got to be a mod.
Razor – That name is just freaking sweet.
FTS – For keeping me sharp in debates.
Spawn – For cracking me up in your arguments with Justin.
Jonny B – For being the original admin. We wouldn’t be here without you.
Prax – For setting a record for fastest clemency and banning. That got a legitimate laugh from me.
Wes – Dallas. You get the rest.
Shango – That tournament got me my mod spot. That works I think.
Big Sexy – Those sports arguments are damn funny.
Fizzy – What was the big deal about you anyway?
AJ – What was the big deal about you anyway?
Egg McMuffin – For clogging my fucking arteries. Bitch.
LamaNamaneumi – Did I say your name could be in bold yet?
Eatdapoopoo – Just….no.
Jenks – For setting an alts record I think.
BILL LESNAR – For managing to reference one of the worst major matches of all time. Dude, that’s the BEST you could do?
Leafy – There’s got to be a Zelda or Mario reference in there somewhere.
Steamboat Ricky – For managing to stay classy for so long.
The [OFFICIAL] ScreaminNormanSmiley – For that time you Big Wiggled me.
BC – For being 10,000 years old and having Raquel Welch look good in you. Yeah I’ve got nothing here.
SuperCrazy – For being here a long time if you’re who I’m thinking of?
Scotty – Ok so the next name down is Pippen. Make your own jokes.
Pippen – For allowing me to invent Alex Riley before he was on TV.
The People's Peep – For knowing where the People’s Sheep are.
Nate – I had a cute boss with that name.
Mustang Sally – My school’s mascot was a Mustang so the name always gets a half smile.
Jobber Bob – DAMN IT POST SOMETHING!
Deeej – For having the same name as the good looking daughter on Full House.
Christian Battlez – Dude, that was impressive storytelling. Not that you would know that as you’ve never had a wrestling lesson but whatever.
digitalnight – For not being analog.
TM – For being creepier than I am.
Baller – Leaving just before I challenged you for the WZPC Title which you won’t beat me for.
GenMe – Find another team to feud with besides the Guns.
Shattered Dreams – For making me feel smarter every single day.
Kenny Powers – For being from Kentucky and vastly underrated. Keep up what you do and we’ll consider you for a staff spot.
Luther – Leaving so I could have your spot eventually.
Dj martyn – Uh…Martin Short is kind of funny.
Nitafrong – You still have a cool name. And boobs if I remember right.
Derf – BAHAHAHA YOU SUCK DUDE!
Morris Dewey and the Times – I still have those comics.
Shadowmancer – For making a thread that was the first I ever replied to. So in other words, this is the guy to blame for me being here if you’re wondering.
Miko – Haven’t you had like 5 names here before the name change became cool?
Sully – Weren’t you in prison for awhile?
Byrnside – Sounds like a Civil War general and I’m a history geek.
HHHeartbreak Kid – Clever name if nothing else. I’m surprised no one else ever used that.
CyDeez – Didn’t I put you in prison? I like the sodomy.
Uncle Chester – Chest is an awesome name.
Jacarr – Didn’t I throw you in prison?
Takes Pricks like a Man – For taking them like a MAN.
NewfieMasterY2J - Uh, cool name, whatever it means.
JACKIE – I changed your name to this yesterday so I have no clue who you are anymore.
The Ronination – I’ve been at this for over an hour so I don’t know you and don’t particularly care.
Undertaker the 5th – Aren’t you from Winchester?
MisterRob – For being only slightly dickish to me.
Rayne – If your name is Madison you have a sweet ass.
The Natural – For not being Dustin Rhodes.
SAMCRO – I want to know what that means.
Eternal Dragon – For having an EPIC rack. Why did you have to switch teams?
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone.
A few notes:
1. If you’re not on this list, one of three things happened.
a. You weren’t put on the list by your peers.
b. I didn’t think to add you.
c. You suck.
2. This is likely going into what I like about you as it did last year.
3. These are in no particular order.
Let’s get to it.
Superhans – For sounding German. Germans are awesome!
StroomTrooper – For being Forceful more often than not (expect a lot of puns in this)
CH David – For being one of the more underrated guys here. POST MORE WRESTLING!
Tdigle – For running a ton of stuff and being underrated in general.
Lee – For NEVER letting anyone post in the wrong section and get away with it.
Thriller – For saving me from the beast about to strike
Blue Cardinal – For running the sports section more or less
LJL – For living in Mississippi so I don’t have to
DirtyJose – For fighting PG by being dirty.
Doc – For running Graphics since no one else wants to.
Coco – For at one point saying you liked my reviews. I have proof.
GD – For finally allowing me to tell you apart from Coco. I couldn’t for about a year.
Rox – For being close to a boulder. They rock.
maddhaggis – For actually buying that you lost that many coin flips in a row
nickb03 – Allegedly you’re good. I rarely read your stuff so uh….thanks for having nice eyebrows.
CM – For beating up the pussy and because I’d bet money no one put you on this list.
Blade – That name is still just cool
Ferbian – For those late nights in the Board Room and not screaming loudly.
GuyCompton – For running MMA so I don’t have to
IC – Dude, you’re IC. I think that sums it up better than anything else I could say.
It’s Damn Real – For being the best mod here, period. You straight up own the TNA section better than anyone since JMT in MMA. We need less acronyms.
Jack-Hammer – For challenging IDR for best mod here.
King Dave – Damn it man quit changing your name! Oh wait you’re Showtime. For being a transgender. You know what I mean.
Phoenix – That name is just awesome. Although every time I see your avatar I think it’s a Kane one.
Smooth Sexual Chocolate – For modding music so I don’t have to.
Super Dave – Screw you for getting rid of the name I gave you.
Tastycles – For being delicious
The Brain – For rocking old school and always replying to my reviews
Ty Burna – For….wait how are you not a real mod yet? Someone promote this guy. Oh wait I’d do that.
Admins not named Sly – Screw you all. I’d be shocked if any of you knew I co-ran this place.
Sly – For that Admin CP Manual. That thing blows my mind, but not quite as well as you did that one night in the Admin Room.
D- Man – For walking into more of my jokes than the rest of the forum combined.
JMT – For possibly being the best poster ever here.
X – For (#$*&@#& and @*$#&$*. I’d uncensor those but I’d get arrested.
Norcal – For not raking me over the coals in our divorce. And for defending our country.
Mister Awesome – For getting I Came To Play in my head every time I see your name. Love that song.
A Pimp Named Angel – For working hard. Everyone knows Pimping Ain’t Easy.
The Big Black Crock – For giving me a good laugh and seeing Sly back in action.
Imapctplayer – For being here a long time. That’s always cool to see.
Macca – For getting out of prison. Yeah I’ve got nothing here.
Justinsayne – You mellowed. HOW IN THE FUCK COULD YOU MELLOW? I mean mother fucking shit dude how in the holy fuck could you do that shit? Fuck dude do you have any fucking clue how much fucking enjoyment we got from you with your fucking rants? Now you fucking turn your backs on us. WELL FUCK YOU!
Uncle Phatso – You’re a juggalo. I don’t like you.
Charlton Banks – For sounding like the Carlton Dance, which is awesome.
The Hamler – For serving in the Kentucky Army. Are you a Colonel yet?
STD – For not catching me yet.
The Raven's Epitaph – For cracking me up in the Raw LD with your comments. You’re a very stupid man.
MICHAEL_V_NEXUS – For following me around like a puppy. It’s adorable.
Funkay J. Crawford – For having the same middle initial that I do.
J-Dogg – For living in OCW Country.
LitasRevenge79 – For flirting with me. Oh and I’ve met Barrett at OVW shows.
Wushady - ….who the hell are you?
Calderownz - ….Didn’t I put you in prison?
LSN80 – Your name is the same as a Three Days Grace song which is a band I like. That works I guess.
Sarcy – Your name is cool. I’ve got nothing here.
Paper Ghost - *Insert Ghostbusters joke here*
The Holy One – For resembling Swiss cheese.
Theo Maysock – For some reason I hear One Week by Barenaked Ladies when I see your name. I have absolutely no idea why but it’s a good song so I’ll go with that.
Xenmas – Kingdom Hearts I believe? That game kicks ass.
Noir X – I like Film Noir so the name kicks ass.
ZeroVX – Somehow I know nothing about you. Uh…..for not having bony elbows?
Doug Crashin – For the Crashin Movement which I know absolutely nothing about.
Wide Cheeks – Screw the healthiness thing. BE FAT!
Wolf Demon – Cool name. Seriously it is.
Milenko – For not complaining about anything today? I kid. For putting up with all the jokes you get and not freaking out.
Enterkey – For being conveniently located on the right hand side.
Pro Wrestling NOAH – For having a truly creative name.
Killjoy – For finally not changing your name for a bit.
Dagger Dias – For debating pretty well.
Mitch Hennessey – For posting consistently well across the board. I can’t compliment someone much more than that.
Murfin Top Merkley – For your former name which is a nice Foley thing and Foley is awesome so this works.
Barbosa – For sounding like a pirate. Pirates are awesome.
Angelic Diablo – For sucking less than Matt Hardy. Granted this isn’t hard to do.
Numbers – For being someone I can always count on. I warned you about the puns.
PsychoBlack – I love Hitchcock movies so I’ll go with half of your name.
Spoodbeest – Another clever name. That always works.
Stinger – He’s my second favorite wrestler so that has to be good for something.
Fuel – For being similar to fire and that is what I desire? It’s a Metallica song if that made no sense.
Burnout – For not happening to me yet.
The Celtic Monkey - *Holds up four fingers*
TLC – For hopefully being something I retain the WZPC Title at.
HBK-aholic – For looking good naked.
Shocky – For allowing me to become King of Old School.
Uncle Sam – For that one WWE post you made that was totally awesome and you got like 10 reps for.
TheOneBigWill – For never getting G-Mod so I could.
Moon Knight – Where the hell did you go?
Anonymous Mozzarella – For being inconspicuous.
Minor League Brian – For mellowing also. Far less annoying than you used to be.
Sparky – For being Better Than You. You should get that reference.
Joe’s Gonna Kill You – For getting that chant stuck in my head AGAIN.
Rattlesnake4eva – For possibly being the stupidest person ever here.
Mrbrownstone – For being a cool architecture style
Da Prophet – I predict great things for you.
Zeven_Zion – Finally getting banned.
AJ Remix – The original was better but this works I guess.
Alex’eddytigger’Waters - ….who in the hell are you? There are too many Alex’s here.
SalvIsWin – For making it a WIN.
hatehabsforever – You’ve gotten a bit better lately. That’s a good thing.
TheMegaStar – The red would make me assume in prison so for some decent sodomy.
Madcap – Running the workout thread. I think that was you at least.
IndyJon – For being one of like 5 MMA posters so I don’t have to be one.
Armbar – For possibly being rookie of the year. I think there was a thread about that somewhere but I’m not sure.
Sound of Madness – For playing inside my head all the time
The Disturbed – You’re from Kentucky aren’t you?
Buffalo Dave – For being the third person named Dave here.
JGlass14 – For being sand struck by lightning. How awesome is that?
Jickie “FALCON” Mames – For having boobs. I think.
Becker – For surprising me in the mod contest. I was impressed.
Murfish – For being all pale and destroyerish.
48.7 – For that bot/alt attack you helped me with.
Echelon – For knowing women’s wrestling.
RVDgurl – For being the hottest woman I’ve never seen.
Marquis – For the Desodomizer.
Jake – For making this place what it is today. We wouldn’t be here without you.
Jane – For being the greatest mystery here.
Simpsons Fanatic – For being a pawn in my war with Sly that got me my start here.
Lariat – For being from near me. How in the hell have we never hung out?
Tenta – For the Foley debate. Reply whenever you want to.
Gelgarin – For knowing very old school stuff.
M_F – You owe me a damn threesome. I’m only half kidding when I say I’d take you up on it.
NSL – For taking the time away when you needed to. That’s always a good thing and shows maturity.
Tim – For being a Man At Work.
Spunky – For that time you wrestled yourself. That was damn fun to watch.
Cola – For scoring me points with Becca.
Rusty – For being a great poster that somehow never got to be a mod.
Razor – That name is just freaking sweet.
FTS – For keeping me sharp in debates.
Spawn – For cracking me up in your arguments with Justin.
Jonny B – For being the original admin. We wouldn’t be here without you.
Prax – For setting a record for fastest clemency and banning. That got a legitimate laugh from me.
Wes – Dallas. You get the rest.
Shango – That tournament got me my mod spot. That works I think.
Big Sexy – Those sports arguments are damn funny.
Fizzy – What was the big deal about you anyway?
AJ – What was the big deal about you anyway?
Egg McMuffin – For clogging my fucking arteries. Bitch.
LamaNamaneumi – Did I say your name could be in bold yet?
Eatdapoopoo – Just….no.
Jenks – For setting an alts record I think.
BILL LESNAR – For managing to reference one of the worst major matches of all time. Dude, that’s the BEST you could do?
Leafy – There’s got to be a Zelda or Mario reference in there somewhere.
Steamboat Ricky – For managing to stay classy for so long.
The [OFFICIAL] ScreaminNormanSmiley – For that time you Big Wiggled me.
BC – For being 10,000 years old and having Raquel Welch look good in you. Yeah I’ve got nothing here.
SuperCrazy – For being here a long time if you’re who I’m thinking of?
Scotty – Ok so the next name down is Pippen. Make your own jokes.
Pippen – For allowing me to invent Alex Riley before he was on TV.
The People's Peep – For knowing where the People’s Sheep are.
Nate – I had a cute boss with that name.
Mustang Sally – My school’s mascot was a Mustang so the name always gets a half smile.
Jobber Bob – DAMN IT POST SOMETHING!
Deeej – For having the same name as the good looking daughter on Full House.
Christian Battlez – Dude, that was impressive storytelling. Not that you would know that as you’ve never had a wrestling lesson but whatever.
digitalnight – For not being analog.
TM – For being creepier than I am.
Baller – Leaving just before I challenged you for the WZPC Title which you won’t beat me for.
GenMe – Find another team to feud with besides the Guns.
Shattered Dreams – For making me feel smarter every single day.
Kenny Powers – For being from Kentucky and vastly underrated. Keep up what you do and we’ll consider you for a staff spot.
Luther – Leaving so I could have your spot eventually.
Dj martyn – Uh…Martin Short is kind of funny.
Nitafrong – You still have a cool name. And boobs if I remember right.
Derf – BAHAHAHA YOU SUCK DUDE!
Morris Dewey and the Times – I still have those comics.
Shadowmancer – For making a thread that was the first I ever replied to. So in other words, this is the guy to blame for me being here if you’re wondering.
Miko – Haven’t you had like 5 names here before the name change became cool?
Sully – Weren’t you in prison for awhile?
Byrnside – Sounds like a Civil War general and I’m a history geek.
HHHeartbreak Kid – Clever name if nothing else. I’m surprised no one else ever used that.
CyDeez – Didn’t I put you in prison? I like the sodomy.
Uncle Chester – Chest is an awesome name.
Jacarr – Didn’t I throw you in prison?
Takes Pricks like a Man – For taking them like a MAN.
NewfieMasterY2J - Uh, cool name, whatever it means.
JACKIE – I changed your name to this yesterday so I have no clue who you are anymore.
The Ronination – I’ve been at this for over an hour so I don’t know you and don’t particularly care.
Undertaker the 5th – Aren’t you from Winchester?
MisterRob – For being only slightly dickish to me.
Rayne – If your name is Madison you have a sweet ass.
The Natural – For not being Dustin Rhodes.
SAMCRO – I want to know what that means.
Eternal Dragon – For having an EPIC rack. Why did you have to switch teams?
Happy Thanksgiving Everyone.