My resignation announcement

[Stone Cold Tea]

I will grant you the opportunity to get a statement from THTRobTaylor through private messaging about his upcoming brand new post as the specialist moderator in the WrestleRetro politics section.

BTW, SHAGAMANIA 3:16 will also be a co-moderator for WrestleRetro with THTRobTaylor, while me and Makaveli31 (even if we can't advertise and that is the only rule we will stick by) will have more fun running the place.

With a whole collection of soon to be All-Stars who weren't utilized correctly by WrestleZone, maybe WrestleRetro is the best wrestling forum place for me, Makaveli31, THTRobTaylor, Shagamania 3:16 and Crocker (I was already just kidding on Crocker, so indeed he will be a WrestleRetro member, but unlike me, Makaveli, Rob Taylor and Shagz, Crocker will have to work hard to earn his place on WrestleRetro, but he will get plenty of chances to make it work, while Rock Lesnar, therockiswwf, Bacon Bits, Spidey and LBGetBack will each get one chance.

You can take your chance.....

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shine that shit up real nice

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Turn that son bitch sideways

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And give it to someone else

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Kidding

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Stick it straight up your candy ass

 

[TEIWCSCSAATBHPHASP]

The idea is all well and good but you still haven't said how it's going to happen.

How you going to monitor people's age?

WrestleRetro staff members like myself and Makaveli31 will make sure that nobody under 18 years of age can join WrestleRetro for fear that the under-18's may probably be unable to get political satire, even if shocking truths are involved.

Future forum users signing up to WrestleRetro have to be at least 18 years old and over to sign up, or when they're 21.

 

[Fillet Club]

WrestleRetro staff members like myself and Makaveli31 will make sure that nobody under 18 years of age can join WrestleRetro for fear that the under-18's may probably be unable to get political satire, even if shocking truths are involved.

So, basically, it's going to be one massive circle-jerk? Well... if there's only the two of you it's not much of a circle is it? I suppose if you both contorted in certain ways it would be more of a pretzel-jerk.

Anyone here like pretzels? I intended to have a fresh one when I was in Dallas last year for 'Mania, I feel like I'm missing out.

 

[TEIWCSCSAATBHPHASP]

And we will talk about Trump over in the Politics section of WrestleRetro without advertising links to the WrestleRetro since that is the one rule we have to stick by. Feel free to talk about him without the advertising links.

 

[enviousdominous]

I will grant you the opportunity to get a statement from THTRobTaylor through private messaging about his upcoming brand new post as the specialist moderator in the WrestleRetro politics section.

I had no idea that sending a private message to THTRobTaylor had such an extensive vetting process.

Thank you sir for allowing me to add that to my to-do list.

 

[enviousdominous]

And we will talk about Trump over in the Politics section of WrestleRetro without advertising links to the WrestleRetro since that is the one rule we have to stick by. Feel free to talk about him without the advertising links.

You're going to post on the WrestleRetro forum, without advertising WrestleRetro!? Umm, how?

 

[TEIWCSCSAATBHPHASP]

So, basically, it's going to be one massive circle-jerk? Well... if there's only the two of you it's not much of a circle is it? I suppose if you both contorted in certain ways it would be more of a pretzel-jerk.

Anyone here like pretzels? I intended to have a fresh one when I was in Dallas last year for 'Mania, I feel like I'm missing out.

Nah, me and Makaveli31 aren't the only ones who will serve as the constant WrestleRetro staff admin presences remember? We made a pact to add THTRobTaylor and Shagamania 3:16 to the roles of moderators. Crocker, I was initially hesitant to take a chance on him, but I eventually caved and let him in, although it's to make sure that me, Makaveli31, Rob Taylor and Shagz would want to see Crocker prove to the four of us that he can actually be a decent contributing member in WrestleRetro.

He will have the benefit of being informed that his full potential on wrestling forum sites hasn't even been fully realized yet, due to his anti-Cena threads, and if he will stop the anti-Cena bashing, maybe Crocker will be given green reps by THTRobTaylor because of how lucky he would be to have a Mustang Sally-esque mod for the first time in ages.

 

[TEIWCSCSAATBHPHASP]

You're going to post on the WrestleRetro forum, without advertising WrestleRetro!? Umm, how?

Oops. WrestleRetro is my own shared original creation with Makaveli31 so this is our own personal advertising rather than a common advertisement shared by other corporate business companies and news networks.

 

[TEIWCSCSAATBHPHASP]

You're going to post on the WrestleRetro forum, without advertising WrestleRetro!? Umm, how?

Oops. WrestleRetro is my own shared original creation with Makaveli31 so this is our own personal advertising rather than a common advertisement shared by other corporate business companies and news networks.

But WrestleRetro will still be a private adults only wrestling forum site restricted to adults by an ESRB rating of R+18 and/or R+21.

 

[Fillet Club]

He will have the benefit of being informed that his full potential on wrestling forum sites hasn't even been fully realized yet, due to his anti-Cena threads, and if he will stop the anti-Cena bashing, maybe Crocker will be given green reps by THTRobTaylor because of how lucky he would be to have a Mustang Sally-esque mod for the first time in ages.

Okay, look we all know you're trolling. It's obvious, but please don't bring up Sally's name in stupid shit like this.

It's not smart, it's not clever, it's not funny.

 

[enviousdominous]

Oops. WrestleRetro is my own shared original creation with Makaveli31 so this is our own personal advertising rather than a common advertisement shared by other corporate business companies and news networks.

Understood.

How much is getting the LLC going to cost?

 

[TEIWCSCSAATBHPHASP]

Understood.

How much is getting the LLC going to cost?

Makaveli31 and I will be running it as a private Adults Only wrestling forum site that is free and that, donations will sometimes be needed to keep the site running. But still, the only requirement is that you register in the same registration process to sign up for WrestleRetro.

 

[TEIWCSCSAATBHPHASP]

On behalf of WrestleRetro: me, Makaveli31, THTRobTaylor, Shagamania 3:16 and Crocker are also gonna refuse to accept sponsorship from WrestlingForum, WrestleZone and other big time wrestling forum sites.

 

[enviousdominous]

Makaveli31 and I will be running it as a private Adults Only wrestling forum site that is free and that, donations will sometimes be needed to keep the site running. But still, the only requirement is that you register in the same registration process to sign up for WrestleRetro.

Is Makaveli31 really as committed as everyone else in regard to getting this project off the ground? He's been oddly silent in regard to his role in this upcoming venture.

 

[BaconBits]

Makaveli31 and I will be running it as a private Adults Only wrestling forum site that is free and that, donations will sometimes be needed to keep the site running. But still, the only requirement is that you register in the same registration process to sign up for WrestleRetro.

I run a forum that has nothing to do with wrestling. You know what it costs me? Jack shit. Asking members to pay for your nudie mags and Faygo is weaksauce.

 

[enviousdominous]

I run a forum that has nothing to do with wrestling. You know what it costs me? Jack shit. Asking members to pay for your nudie mags and Faygo is weaksauce.

All the more nudie mags and Faygo for me then!

*throws his money at TEIWCSCSAATBHPHASP*

 

[TEIWCSCSAATBHPHASP]

To prove that you don't need corporate sponsorship to keep the site running. The Politics and Rants sections are mandatory, along with the Old School Wrestling, which is where me, Makaveli31 and THTRobTaylor specialize in those kinds of threads.

Crocker and Shagamania 3:16 specialize in the Rants section threads because while Crocker's Anti-Cena rants can be tiring, at least Shagz' rap rhymes come off as funny, and while I was once reading his rap posts, they did make me laugh, so it's no surprise that it's the reason why I want Shagz' first day on the job to be as WrestleRetro moderator.

I will specialize in the Politics sections threads, because at least we can talk about Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, Gary Johnson and Jill Stein and other prominent political figures with no strings attached.

 

[BaconBits]

To prove that you don't need corporate sponsorship to keep the site running. The Politics and Rants sections are mandatory, along with the Old School Wrestling, which is where me, Makaveli31 and THTRobTaylor specialize in those kinds of threads.

Crocker and Shagamania 3:16 specialize in the Rants section threads because while Crocker's Anti-Cena rants can be tiring, at least Shagz' rap rhymes come off as funny, and while I was once reading his rap posts, they did make me laugh, so it's no surprise that it's the reason why I want Shagz' first day on the job to be as WrestleRetro moderator.

I will specialize in the Politics sections threads, because at least we can talk about Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, Gary Johnson and Jill Stein and other prominent political figures with no strings attached.

Politics involves far more than shitty candidates for POTUS. You do know that, right?

 

[enviousdominous]

On behalf of WrestleRetro: me, Makaveli31, THTRobTaylor, Shagamania 3:16 and Crocker are also gonna refuse to accept sponsorship from WrestlingForum, WrestleZone and other big time wrestling forum sites.

I'm going to make a forum for people who hate forums, AND THEN WE'RE NOT GOING TO TAKE ANY OF YOUR STUPID SPONSORSHIPS!

 

[George Steele's Barber]

To prove that you don't need corporate sponsorship to keep the site running. The Politics and Rants sections are mandatory, along with the Old School Wrestling, which is where me, Makaveli31 and THTRobTaylor specialize in those kinds of threads.

Crocker and Shagamania 3:16 specialize in the Rants section threads because while Crocker's Anti-Cena rants can be tiring, at least Shagz' rap rhymes come off as funny, and while I was once reading his rap posts, they did make me laugh, so it's no surprise that it's the reason why I want Shagz' first day on the job to be as WrestleRetro moderator.

I will specialize in the Politics sections threads, because at least we can talk about Donald Trump, Hillary Clinton, Bernie Sanders, Gary Johnson and Jill Stein and other prominent political figures with no strings attached.

Will you have a silver spoon section? Can Ricky Schroeder moderate It? That would be huge.

 

[TEIWCSCSAATBHPHASP]

Will you have a silver spoon section? Can Ricky Schroeder moderate It? That would be huge.

As much as I would love to have a Silver Spoon section, I think WrestleRetro for now will start off with three sections. Old School Wrestling, Politics and Rants. So the silver spoon parts of the story will either be situated in Politics or Rants whenever Makaveli31 and I see fit to do so.

 

[Fillet Club]

As much as I would love to have a Silver Spoon section, I think WrestleRetro for now will start off with three sections. Old School Wrestling, Politics and Rants. So the silver spoon parts of the story will either be situated in Politics or Rants whenever Makaveli31 and I see fit to do so.

Will there be blackjack and hookers? There's more chance of those two things than your forum even existing.

 

[TEIWCSCSAATBHPHASP]

Will there be blackjack and hookers?

Probably, since WrestleRetro is a private adults only wrestling forum site after all. We will talk about blackjack, hookers and pornstars in the Rants section.

 

[Fillet Club]

Probably, since WrestleRetro is a private adults only wrestling forum site after all. We will talk about blackjack, hookers and pornstars in the Rants section.

So, like your forum in general, it's pure fantasy?

 

[TEIWCSCSAATBHPHASP]

So, like your forum in general, it's pure fantasy?

No, the WrestleRetro forum in general will have the "Anything Can Happen" mindset instead of solely pure fantasy aka the real truth tellers like myself, Makaveli31, THTRobTaylor, Shagamania 3:16 and Crocker as one whole WrestleRetro core of four staff members and one reclamation project of a soon-to-be-former WrestleZone and Wreddit member.