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Pre-Show Stalwart
Every week I come to the WrestleZone Forums I always see the same old thread, My Fave Five. Of course this is a craze started by the slapstick comedy of Booker T on commentary. So why not turn the tables? Why not expose those of whom you least like on the main roster? Here's my LEAST fave five:
5. Santino Marella
We get it, he's a former Intercontinental Champion even though he plays the role of the in-ring idiot with no clue. With his apparently devastating finisher, The Cobra, his gay attire which makes him look like a Guido in a fanny-pack and his Hitler-like Moustache which I can't be bothered to check if he's had it shaven off or not, he ranks at number 5 on my Least Fave Five Superstars in WWE.
4. Randy Orton
Yeah I imagine a lot of you are scratching your heads after seeing Orton rank at number 4 on my list of my least favorite guys in WWE but then again a lot of fans are on the same wavelength as me. The transition that Orton went from being a Legend Killer who was extremely cocky and vain to a venomous and un-controllable Viper was okay UNTIL they decided that he was so over with his Viper gimmick that they turned him face which once again started okay but became stale in a matter of months and ended up with Orton being World Champion on SD something we all know we didn't want to see. Lets hope WWE see Orton's boring as a face Viper and turn him heel again.
3. Ezekial Jackson
Oh god, what a train wreck this superstar has been. It started all so well for the 300 Pound monster as he stormed to the top of ECW and became its final champion beating then fan-favourite Christian. He then went on to be drafted to Raw only to be injured but made a stunning return to join Team Raw at Bragging Rights but then a week after turned face and well, that's where it went downhill. His mic skills are just terrible and I see more charisma in Titus O'Neill than I do Big Zeke. Superstars is his home now but I don't even want him on my laptop screen.
2. Johnny Curtis
Really.... REALLY? After weeks of pouring milk on his head, making silly codes on whiteboards and painting, Johnny Curtis debuted on SmackDown in what was for me the worst debut in recent memory losing to Mark Henry in what was really the start of Henry's hall of pain. Last time I saw Curtis he was tagging with Trent Barreta but now he's missing. Where oh where is little johnny? I like his theme song though which is really out of the blue because I hate the genre.
1. Jinder Mahal
When his theme hit when he first debuted I was like " Oooo, the Indian version of Alberto Del Rio maybe?" he had the look despite the weird nose and vain on his face, theme was really anti-socialist and then what I will call ' The end of Jinder Mahal ' WWE have him join forces with the "amazingly talented", Great Khali. It left me thinking ' Who the f*** is booking this s***?'
So there you are my Least Fave Five all in good spirit. Please be entitled to post yours which I guess every single one will feature Cena.
Just missing out:
Jack Swagger
Great in the ring, still not quite there on the mic and when you have him sing the National Anthem it really makes him look like a comedy act which made me cringe.
Sin Cara I don't care the color or number
Worst feud ever! Well maybe I'm over-reacting but I feel like WWE do not care to even make this the slightest bit interesting and its backfiring on the Cara's as the original one is looking so predictable now. Sin Cara 2's theme features a cow I believe mooing, Really?!?
David Otunga
Looks like he's just been made out of plastic and moves like plastic. No actual talent, Hennig for the push!
5. Santino Marella
We get it, he's a former Intercontinental Champion even though he plays the role of the in-ring idiot with no clue. With his apparently devastating finisher, The Cobra, his gay attire which makes him look like a Guido in a fanny-pack and his Hitler-like Moustache which I can't be bothered to check if he's had it shaven off or not, he ranks at number 5 on my Least Fave Five Superstars in WWE.
4. Randy Orton
Yeah I imagine a lot of you are scratching your heads after seeing Orton rank at number 4 on my list of my least favorite guys in WWE but then again a lot of fans are on the same wavelength as me. The transition that Orton went from being a Legend Killer who was extremely cocky and vain to a venomous and un-controllable Viper was okay UNTIL they decided that he was so over with his Viper gimmick that they turned him face which once again started okay but became stale in a matter of months and ended up with Orton being World Champion on SD something we all know we didn't want to see. Lets hope WWE see Orton's boring as a face Viper and turn him heel again.
3. Ezekial Jackson
Oh god, what a train wreck this superstar has been. It started all so well for the 300 Pound monster as he stormed to the top of ECW and became its final champion beating then fan-favourite Christian. He then went on to be drafted to Raw only to be injured but made a stunning return to join Team Raw at Bragging Rights but then a week after turned face and well, that's where it went downhill. His mic skills are just terrible and I see more charisma in Titus O'Neill than I do Big Zeke. Superstars is his home now but I don't even want him on my laptop screen.
2. Johnny Curtis
Really.... REALLY? After weeks of pouring milk on his head, making silly codes on whiteboards and painting, Johnny Curtis debuted on SmackDown in what was for me the worst debut in recent memory losing to Mark Henry in what was really the start of Henry's hall of pain. Last time I saw Curtis he was tagging with Trent Barreta but now he's missing. Where oh where is little johnny? I like his theme song though which is really out of the blue because I hate the genre.
1. Jinder Mahal
When his theme hit when he first debuted I was like " Oooo, the Indian version of Alberto Del Rio maybe?" he had the look despite the weird nose and vain on his face, theme was really anti-socialist and then what I will call ' The end of Jinder Mahal ' WWE have him join forces with the "amazingly talented", Great Khali. It left me thinking ' Who the f*** is booking this s***?'
So there you are my Least Fave Five all in good spirit. Please be entitled to post yours which I guess every single one will feature Cena.
Just missing out:
Jack Swagger
Great in the ring, still not quite there on the mic and when you have him sing the National Anthem it really makes him look like a comedy act which made me cringe.
Sin Cara I don't care the color or number
Worst feud ever! Well maybe I'm over-reacting but I feel like WWE do not care to even make this the slightest bit interesting and its backfiring on the Cara's as the original one is looking so predictable now. Sin Cara 2's theme features a cow I believe mooing, Really?!?
David Otunga
Looks like he's just been made out of plastic and moves like plastic. No actual talent, Hennig for the push!