Monkey Facts

[Monkey_Mania]

1. Monkey can play 7 different instruments and sing.

2. Monkey was once engaged.

3. Monkey had sex at 15 years of age.

4. Monkey Cries.

5. Monkey will admit when he is wrong.

6. Monkey is an excellent cook.

7. Monkey loves Country Music.

8. Monkey's favorite movie is Angels in the Outfield.

9. Monkey's favorite beer is Corona with lime.

10. Monkey is going to pursue his dream of becoming a Country Artist.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

I knew all of these except #1 and #2. Oh and #5, totally NOT true!

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Dragon

 

[Monkey_Mania]

11. Monkey does not like Eternal Dragon.

12. Monkey does not know why.

13. Monkey is a Christian.

14. Monkey actually does like Eternal Dragon.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

15. Monkey once hit 3 home runs in a game of high school baseball.

16. One of those went over 375 feet.

17. Monkey hates hockey.

18. Monkey does not like fake people.

19. Monkey would do anything for anyone.

20. Monkey is patriotic and supports the troops.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

Awwww I knew ALL of those!

21). Monkey is an alien. Proof in how little he sleeps.

22). His name is really not Monkey. *GASP*

EDIT: Dangit you added those new ones! I don't know all of those.

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Dragon

 

[Father:_Polley]

Polley feels Monkey should sleep more

 

[Monkey_Mania]

21. Monkey is neither Triple H nor Sting even though some posters think he is.

22. Monkey likes Kevin Nash *GASP*

23. Monkey turns the volume down while playing Smackdow vs Raw so he can commentate his own matches.

24. Monkey is a nerd because of it.

25. Monkey is comfortable in his nerdiness.

 

[klunderbunker]

KB sleeps less than Monkey, or so I think.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

26. Monkey only gets 3 hours of sleep a night most nights.

27. Monkey does not do drugs.

28. Monkey used to do drugs.

29. Monkey is not proud of it.

30. Monkey has 3 cats.

31. Monkey watches Supernatural.

32. Monkey might have a man crush on both Winchester boys.

33. Monkey is not gay though.

 

[Eternal Dragon]

26. Monkey only gets 3 hours of sleep a night most nights.

27. Monkey does not do drugs.

28. Monkey used to do drugs.

29. Monkey is not proud of it.

30. Monkey has 3 cats.

31. Monkey watches Supernatural.

32. Monkey might have a man crush on both Winchester boys.

33. Monkey is not gay though.

Monkey talking in third person is strangely cute.

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Dragon

 

[Monkey_Mania]

34. Monkey is blatantly ripping off Matt Hardy's Matt facts.

35. Monkey owns all the seasons to Home Improvement, Three's Company, Lost, Supernatural, Married with Children, and The Simpsons.

36. Monkey reads.

37. Monkey is a songwriter.

38. Monkey is attracted to brunettes.

39. Monkey wants to bang Jessica Biel.

40. Monkey would also have sex with Evangeline Lilly.

 

[jpfizzle]

just because u went to 40 doesnt mean Monkey facts are > fizzle facts. Shameless copy cat

 

[Mr. TM]

1. Monkey can play 7 different instruments and sing.

2. Monkey was once engaged.

3. Monkey had sex at 15 years of age.

4. Monkey Cries.

5. Monkey will admit when he is wrong.

6. Monkey is an excellent cook.

7. Monkey loves Country Music.

8. Monkey's favorite movie is Angels in the Outfield.

9. Monkey's favorite beer is Corona with lime.

10. Monkey is going to pursue his dream of becoming a Country Artist.

1. I am learning Piano, as well as play a little guitar.

2. I am going to propose to my gf one day

3. I didn't have sex until I was out of high school.

4. I think I saw a documentary on monkeys and they WERE crying.

5. That is very big of you.

6. I'm a great cook too!

7. You are helping me to like more country!

8. I liked Camp Nowhere

9. Also my favorite, had 3 of them on saturday.

10. Ill buy your album.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

41. Monkey's homeboys one the net include...jpfizzle, Spawn, Papa Shango, KB, NorCal, Dragon, Becca, MK, Justin and some others.

42. Monkey is entertained by santino.

 

[jpfizzle]

Jpfizzle > all other homeboys... this is the reason why Monkey listed me first.

 

[Monkey_Mania]

I listed you first because you were the first to come to mind. Prolly because you type in my thread.

 

[jpfizzle]

indeed, rather than homeboys can we be prime-mates?

 

[Monkey_Mania]

Yes.



43. Monkey respects the fuck outta Uncle Shocky for his vast wrestling knowledge.

44. Monkey forgot to include Steamboat Ricky into his primates. He would probably be in the top 3.

 

[Murfish]

What?

 

[Father:_Polley]

*cough* and...

 

[Eternal Dragon]

41. Monkey's homeboys one the net include...jpfizzle, Spawn, Papa Shango, KB, NorCal, Dragon, Becca, MK, Justin and some others.

42. Monkey is entertained by santino.

I'm #6? :O

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Dragon

 

[klunderbunker]

I'm ahead of Norcal and Dragon!!!

 

[Eternal Dragon]

I'm ahead of Norcal and Dragon!!!

Let's see who gives you anymore Monkey smilies, MONKEY!

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Dragon

 

[santinoistight44]

i dont even think any of you know me!

 

[Father:_Polley]

i know you. you're santinoistight44. thats most of what I know