Johnny Scumm
InZayn In The Membrane
I've built up the best picture in my head of what Fungus actually looks like and it's nothing he paints himself to be.
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I'd rather Freddie Kreuger stabbed me in the eyes with his Clawed hands, while Jason hacked off my legs and arms, with the Terminator anally raping me, than meet you.
Why attack Bill when you can join him?
I've built up the best picture in my head of what Fungus actually looks like and it's nothing he paints himself to be.
North American women don't give a shit about a Scottish accent and honestly, they are probably turned off by it due to this Canadian bastard ...
Mike Myers
In 1994, after the release of Braveheart, Scotsman and the Scottish accent were all the rage around the world thanks to Mel Gibson. This angered the wrong people, so a Canadian special intelligence agent Codename: Mike Myers was deployed to ruin the popularity of the scot accent and make it synonymous with wackos, fat bastards, and ogres. Here are some of the hit pieces/propaganda that I'm talking about.
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Some say the English were the ones who asked the Canadian's (using them as proxy) to destroy the reputation and perception of the Scottish around the world due to their anger over the Braveheart movie. But somewhere along the way, the relationship between the Canadians and the English went arie and the two began plotting covert operations against one another.
Who could forget this hit piece (series) that the Canadians along with special agent "Mike Myers" put out against the English.
Austin Powers: International Man of Mystery (ironic being as how Mike Myers is indeed an International Man of Mystery. This just goes to show you how bold and in plain sight this guy is.)
Many people still believe the English all have bad teeth, don't know how to dress, and all they want to do is "shag baby, yaaaa!"
Finally, and a few years later, President Bush must of angered the Canadians (some say the Canadians blamed Bush for allowing South Park to remain on TV and embarass and disgrace canadians about the way they talk ("what are you talkin aboot, guy") and how they're obsessed with farts)*Inception parenthesis ... because they once again sent Myers out, this time he wasn't as subtle.
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Look at how nervous Kanye is there. And look how innocent Myers tries to come off, while he hides the 9mm behind his back(reminds ya off one of those al queda videos where they have the hostage read from a script doesn't it.) That he is able to get away with this stuff and on live national tv is astounding.
Anyway, that is who you should blame for women no longer getting wet at the sound of strong scot accent... Special Canadian Operative "Mike Myers."
It wasn't deleted. Sly saw it.
What up Jenks?
lol, you got a name change bro