MLB Championship Series LD

[Stormtrooper]

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[Stormtrooper]

Well, at least Lance Berkman isn't a bad 1st baseman.

Marcus Thames is pinch running. Probably a first for him.

 

[The Brain]

That is some big time suckage right there.

 

[Megatron]

Well, that will change the outset of the game, and probably the series.

And this is probably the only time Marcus Thames will pinch run in like, ever.

 

[Stormtrooper]

Tex looked REALLY bad there. Hopefully it's just a bad cramp or something, maybe a pulled hammy.

 

[Stormtrooper]

Thankfully Texiera is a beast, so if it's a pulled hammy (normally a week-to-week type injury), he will likely be back for Game 6. He's already got like 82346 injuries currently, what's one more.

 

[Megatron]

Just what the doctor ordered for Texas.

 

[Stormtrooper]

So the Yankee defense just went from one of, if not the best to average at best.

 

[Megatron]

Nice hustle by Cruz.

 

[Megatron]

Jesus Burnett almost misthrew an intentional walk.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Score?

 

[Megatron]

BENJI!!!!!!

Molina just hit a 3 run HR, 5-3 Texas.

 

[The Brain]

Right after they show that video! Unbelievable

5-3 Tex now Blue

 

[The Holy One]

Huh, well don't that beat all.

 

[Megatron]

AJ getting booed off.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Inning?

 

[Megatron]

Bottom 6.

 

[Stormtrooper]

bad intentional walk. with 2 outs you face that guy. Yankees paid for it big-time. Thankfully this offense can make up for it.

 

[Stormtrooper]

AJ getting booed off.

actually the boos are for giving up 3 runs. Any team would boo giving up 3 runs. No need to laugh. Even the Tigers fans would boo.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Thanks boys. I'm hoping for a San Fran-New York series.

 

[Stormtrooper]

John Smoltz is an idiot. Benjie Molina >>>>> David Murphy. You pitch to Murphy, and either let Burnett pitch to him, or go with a reliever for Murphy. With 2 out you don't willingly put a guy on base to face a better hitter, especially one with power.

 

[The Holy One]

Who knows the Yankees could have them right where they want them.

 

[Rhonda Rousey's Sports Bra]

Smotlz is not an idiot. Smart guy for sure, actually.

 

[The Holy One]

Great pitch for the last out there and boy did they need it too.

 

[Stormtrooper]

Hey lookie there, Joba struck out David Murphy. If he did that shit last inning, instead of walking him to let a worn down AJ face a clutch hitter in Benjie Molina.

In that instance, Smoltz is an idiot for thinking to walk Bengie.