When the debate about who the best heel in the business today is going, three men are discussed: Randy Orton, Chris Jericho, and Edge. While all three of those men are excellent heels, some of the greatest we may have ever seen, none of them are the best. The best heel today is none other than John "Bradshaw" Layfield.
What?! You're crazy, 48.7. You've officially lost it.
No, no I haven't. Aside from my talking to myself, I am perfectly sane. Here me out.
I have a multitude of reasons for saying what I did. I'll start by saying first, J.B.L. is utterly boring and I hate him. I hate seeing him on my screen and I always want him to go away. The moment his music hits, a let out a long groan, as I'm sure many of you also do. Now, you're thinking, "48.7, you just hit the nail on the head. He's boring and everyone hates him. Edge, Orton, and Jericho are all enjoyable." Exactly my point!
During his promos, I feel the need to smack him. He drones on and on about how he is the a wrestling god and how he deserves this and that and how he will attain said something and how he has more money than us and so on and so forth. That's textbook heel stuff, right there. He says things that provoke us. He makes us angry, thus drawing massive heat.
People complain all the time about J.B.L.'s entrance. It's long, boring, and has annoying music. People suggest that he change it and walk faster. Why? Is not a heel's job to piss you off and make you hate him? Then why would Bradshaw want to change the very thing that makes us hate him the instant he shows up every night? I know for a fact that no one hates Orton's, Edge's, or Jericho's entrance. In fact, I look forward to and enjoy each of their's every night.
J.B.L. is boring in the ring. His moveset is slow and he wrestles a boring style. He is just a sloppy brawler! Well, yeah.. So? Are heels supposed to work a fast paced, exciting style? I mean, they could. Jericho does pretty well at it, but he's also very small. It's hard to get over when you're exciting in the ring. How is it a bad thing that J.B.L. does everything thing in the ring that we hate? He's doing his job perfectly by wrestling the way he does. I'm not sure if he's just a poor wrester, or if it's intentional. Either way, it's effective.
John Layfield is a large, sluggish, out of shape tub of goo. That's one of the things that people complain most about. He's fat, 48.7! So what? He's a bully that just pounds you into the ground. Why does he need to be 6'5 and 260 pounds of chisled muscle? He doesn't. He has the look of a big, goofy, rich guy that could beat the living hell out of you. It works in his favor, I think.
People also hate his finisher. While it has almost nothing to do with why he is a great heel, I'd like to set this straight. J.B.L. makes the clothesline look like it hurts. Other guys just kind of hit it. J.B.L. puts a ton of force behind it. While it's just an average move, so is Edge's spear and the Walls is just a Boston Crab.
Finally, Randy Orton, Chris Jericho, and Edge all get chanted for and cheered by a small percentage of fans at every event. Yes, they are the rebellious smarks. Still, they aren't doing their job right if people cheer for them. You never hear J.B.L. chants.
J.B.L. is the greatest heel in the business.
What?! You're crazy, 48.7. You've officially lost it.
No, no I haven't. Aside from my talking to myself, I am perfectly sane. Here me out.
I have a multitude of reasons for saying what I did. I'll start by saying first, J.B.L. is utterly boring and I hate him. I hate seeing him on my screen and I always want him to go away. The moment his music hits, a let out a long groan, as I'm sure many of you also do. Now, you're thinking, "48.7, you just hit the nail on the head. He's boring and everyone hates him. Edge, Orton, and Jericho are all enjoyable." Exactly my point!
During his promos, I feel the need to smack him. He drones on and on about how he is the a wrestling god and how he deserves this and that and how he will attain said something and how he has more money than us and so on and so forth. That's textbook heel stuff, right there. He says things that provoke us. He makes us angry, thus drawing massive heat.
People complain all the time about J.B.L.'s entrance. It's long, boring, and has annoying music. People suggest that he change it and walk faster. Why? Is not a heel's job to piss you off and make you hate him? Then why would Bradshaw want to change the very thing that makes us hate him the instant he shows up every night? I know for a fact that no one hates Orton's, Edge's, or Jericho's entrance. In fact, I look forward to and enjoy each of their's every night.
J.B.L. is boring in the ring. His moveset is slow and he wrestles a boring style. He is just a sloppy brawler! Well, yeah.. So? Are heels supposed to work a fast paced, exciting style? I mean, they could. Jericho does pretty well at it, but he's also very small. It's hard to get over when you're exciting in the ring. How is it a bad thing that J.B.L. does everything thing in the ring that we hate? He's doing his job perfectly by wrestling the way he does. I'm not sure if he's just a poor wrester, or if it's intentional. Either way, it's effective.
John Layfield is a large, sluggish, out of shape tub of goo. That's one of the things that people complain most about. He's fat, 48.7! So what? He's a bully that just pounds you into the ground. Why does he need to be 6'5 and 260 pounds of chisled muscle? He doesn't. He has the look of a big, goofy, rich guy that could beat the living hell out of you. It works in his favor, I think.
People also hate his finisher. While it has almost nothing to do with why he is a great heel, I'd like to set this straight. J.B.L. makes the clothesline look like it hurts. Other guys just kind of hit it. J.B.L. puts a ton of force behind it. While it's just an average move, so is Edge's spear and the Walls is just a Boston Crab.
Finally, Randy Orton, Chris Jericho, and Edge all get chanted for and cheered by a small percentage of fans at every event. Yes, they are the rebellious smarks. Still, they aren't doing their job right if people cheer for them. You never hear J.B.L. chants.
J.B.L. is the greatest heel in the business.