Matt Hardy Is Sick

[ABMorales787]

Matt Hardy recently noted on Twitter that he is very sick, and as a result, has not been able to eat in 4 days. He said that he weighed in at 204 pounds last night, and that he generally weighs around 230. No word on what Hardy has or a recovery time table.

How he's not committed suicide yet is anyone's guess.

 

[SpoodBeest]

Classic Hardy drama

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Why have you not committed suicide yet?

 

[JGlass]

Why have you not committed suicide yet?

Those burritos aren't going to roll themselves.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

230-204 in four days? My fucking ass, he would be in the hospital with that amount of weight loss.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

The State of North Carolina can finally start distributing food to the rest of the population again.

 

[ABMorales787]

Why have you not committed suicide yet?

I enjoy making jokes at the expense of Matt Hardy's health issues.

The State of North Carolina can finally start distributing food to the rest of the population again.

Maybe now with the hundreds saved, Jeff can afford a lawyer who can get his case over with.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

At least when he gets back to the Ring, we won't be complaining that he looks fat.

 

[ABMorales787]

At least when he gets back to the Ring, we won't be complaining that he looks fat.

He'll find a way.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

Usually happens when you're forced to stop lifting/pumping 'roids for an extended period.

 

[The Bearded One]

That sucks for him. I got sick like that a couple of years back, but it wasn't as bad. I lost about 15 pounds over he course of about three days.

 

[Shocky]

The steroids are shutting him down.

 

[nightmare]

In other news- The State Fair Corn Dog Company has seen a significant drop in sales during the past week.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

The unanimous hate this man receives never cases to amaze me, especially since I image more than half the people making fun of him are probably morbidly obese themselves, and would eat Matt Hardy out of house and home if given the opportunity.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

The unanimous hate this man receives never cases to amaze me, especially since I image more than half the people making fun of him are probably morbidly obese themselves, and would eat Matt Hardy out of house and home if given the opportunity.

Yes, but we don't make videos talking about how great we are...merely post about it on an internet forum.

 

[Lee]

The unanimous hate this man receives never cases to amaze me, especially since I image more than half the people making fun of him are probably morbidly obese themselves, and would eat Matt Hardy out of house and home if given the opportunity.

We don't get paid to not be fat though.

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

It doesn't bother me in the slightest, I just think it's a bit ironic, that's all.

I mean, Matt Hardy wrestles in the same organization as Samoa Joe, that's all I'm really sayin'.

 

[JGlass]

I hope he's giving some of the weight to his girlfriend. Bitch looked like she could use a cheeseburger of six... and fries and a milkshake.

 

[Shocky]

I think most of us destroy the human buffet line as well.

 

[nightmare]

Joe is fat. He knows it, as well as all of us. Difference is- Joe is liked a hell of alot more than Hardy. It has more to do with his insane ramblings as to why he garners so much ridicule, rather than his weight.

Willing to bet if Hardy kept his mouth closed more often, he wouldnt have this problem.... ZING!

 

[Lee]

Joe is fat. He knows it, as well as all of us. Difference is- Joe is liked a hell of alot more than Hardy. It has more to do with his insane ramblings as to why he garners so much ridicule, rather than his weight.

Willing to bet if Hardy kept his mouth closed more often, he wouldnt have this problem.... ZING!

FACT

 

[Smooth Sexual Chocolate]

The unanimous hate this man receives never cases to amaze me, especially since I image more than half the people making fun of him are probably morbidly obese themselves, and would eat Matt Hardy out of house and home if given the opportunity.

When I said house and home I obviously meant to say trailer and double wide.

 

[ABMorales787]

The unanimous hate this man receives never cases to amaze me, especially since I image more than half the people making fun of him are probably morbidly obese themselves, and would eat Matt Hardy out of house and home if given the opportunity.

Fit and on a fast food diet. Why else would I easily make these comments?

I could use more sleeveless shirts though.

 

[FunKay the Inevitable]

You're rocking that Disney shirt.

 

[ABMorales787]

My shadow has a wicked West Coast Choppers hat.