'Maru and friends' thread of randomness

[Hyorinmaru]

I'm assuming you mean physically touching if that's the case yes

 

[¡Roján!]

What other kinds of physical are there, anyway?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

so how was everyone's week?

 

[Lee]

I saw you on the golden globes last night. Pretty funny.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I'm glad you enjoyed it.

 

[¡Roján!]

Miss us?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

no not really.

I needed a week off

 

[Muffin Top Merkley]

Still engaged?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

as engaged as 2 people can be on opposite sides of the country.

 

[.]

Who's the chick in your sig merk?

 

[Pepe Silvia]

wait did you come back the minute you were unbanned?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

no I waited a half hour, I was doing something else

 

[Muffin Top Merkley]

Who's the chick in your sig merk?

What one? There's two in the sig.

 

[.]

Um.. both if you know 'em?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

the fuck?

 

[Muffin Top Merkley]

Alison Brie is on the cellphone (talking to Chevy Chase)

I'm not sure who the waitress is in the back, but she's probably a bitch.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

/

so who's alt are you?

 

[Coco]

I thought you were his pet.

Has your lady seen the story yet?

 

[The Bearded One]

Alison Brie is on the cellphone (talking to Chevy Chase)

I'm not sure who the waitress is in the back, but she's probably a bitch.

Alison Brie is the love of my life. She is absolutely gorgeous.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I thought you were his pet.

Has your lady seen the story yet?

so you don't really care about my vote at all huh?

 

[Coco]

That's not an answer.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Yes she's seen my story.

now answer my question.

 

[Coco]

I really don't.

Has she picked out a colour for your leash?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

thanks for making my decision easier.

 

[Coco]

Does she know you post here?