'Maru and friends' thread of randomness

[Hyorinmaru]

I doubt it

 

[Hyorinmaru]

WOOT *dances around the bar room*


I have a job interview at a new restaurant today. It should be opening up later this week.

 

[¡Roján!]

Pets R Us branched out?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Nice to know you're not really sorry.

 

[.]

That was a pretty shotty comeback.

I thought you were joining the army?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I am in June. This is a temp job until then

 

[#hamler]

Goodluck buddy.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

thanks Hammy

 

[¡Roján!]

Nice to know you're not really sorry.

<3

 

[Hulk Hogan's Brother]

Oh My Freakin' God! I ate so much Lays to collect these it was ridiculous. I remember having like 3 a day to compete with my cousins.

Ah thems were the simple times. When you would play and romp, and have diarrohea coza salted, spicy potatoes.

Was that Lays or Uncle Chipps? Can't remember but I have a feeling it was Uncle Chipps.

That is, if you are talking about Pokemon Tazos in the first place.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

<3

Fool me once shame on you, Fool me twice Shame on me.


Any more than that and you can fuck off

 

[¡Roján!]

What the fuck, Cory?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

you make fun of me and then apologize. If you were truly sorry you would just stop doing it.

 

[¡Roján!]

So, now Wiccans have no sense of humour? Gotcha.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

When all else fails attack someone's religion. Nice to see you have some class Rohan

 

[¡Roján!]

I know of one Wiccan in my life. You are this Wiccan. This Wiccan I know, apparently has no sense of humour. I generalized. If that's insulting your religion, then, draw a moustache on my face and bring me all the blonde, blue eyes in the land.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Then why didn't you say I have no sense of humor? Why did you even say Wiccan?

 

[¡Roján!]

Drugs.

 

[.]

I believe he used Wiccan because you are a Wiccan. See if he said "So, now Jews have no sense of humour? Gotcha." it would make no sense. However, you are a Wiccan so his statement made sense.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Why mention it at all? If I'm the only Wiccan he knows why not just use my name?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I went for a 4 mile bike ride today.

While this might not be big news for most of you but for my fat ass this is pretty big news. I've decided to do it every other day depending on the weather, I'm hoping to get down to my goal of 154 here pretty soon.

 

[¡Roján!]

I WISH YOU ALL THE BEST IN YOUR FUTURE ENDEAVOURS

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Stop yelling at me, I'm not deaf

 

[¡Roján!]

Okay, pet.

 

[GI Cake]

What the fuck is a Wiccan?