'Maru and friends' thread of randomness

[Hyorinmaru]

One is supposed to help.

The other just makes people think you're gay.



This is a joke by the way.

 

[shattered dreams]

I hope you get scalped you insensitive prick. *joking

My first instinct was to laugh at your spell but I actually found it kind of interesting in the context of religious beliefs. Do you have any sort of worship groups or services?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I hope you get scalped you insensitive prick. *joking

My first instinct was to laugh at your spell but I actually found it kind of interesting in the context of religious beliefs. Do you have any sort of worship groups or services?

you can be a member of a Coven or a Solitary Practitioner. It's up to the individual

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Can you kill someone with your spells?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Nothing like the movies.

No

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Oh, ok.


Well what is the most dangerous spell you can conjure?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I don't know.

I haven't done any or looked up any but the 1 I posted

 

[LilacFray]

 

[¡Roján!]

Milli Vanilly, we need to talk.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

then talk

 

[The Talon]

My stereotypical view of Wiccans (up until I met Hyo) was the "how pop culture sees us" pic.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I hope that's changed now

 

[The Talon]

Don't worry, it has. Thanks for taking the time to answer my questions.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I love answering questions so it works out for everyone

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Employment Spell

Begin on Sunday.
Light a Gold or Yellow colored candle and speak the following spell:

"A good job awaits me I know
For thy brilliant light scans and searches a place for me
A good job awaits me, for thy goodness is great
My faith in thee is complete, a good job waits for me."

Speak this spell three times. Perform ritual every day until employment is found.

Okay, so logically, how does the spell help? It has to actually do something to the process of finding a job. Does it make your application more noticeable? Does it make the boss have a random inkling to want someone named Cory around? What exactly could it do?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I honestly don't know. I haven't used that one because I don't have a yellow or Gold Candle only a green one.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

So if you cast the spell and your phone rang, would you believe the spell caused the phone to ring, or you know, the fact that it received a telephone signal

Assuming the call is for an interview

 

[Hyorinmaru]

So if you cast the spell and your phone rang, would you believe the spell caused the phone to ring, or you know, the fact that it received a telephone signal

Assuming the call is for an interview

That's a moot point I have a job interview Thursday without it. Which bring me to another one

To Get a Job

Before you go to your job interview, you will need a green candle, a banknote, and a paperclip. Light the candle and show both sides of the banknote to the flame. Fasten the note to the back of a photograph of yourself. Blow out the candle. Carry your photo, with the note attached, in your handbag or wallet during your interview.

I can do this one before my job interview Thursday. I just need a banknote and a picture of me.

I'm also not sure what a banknote is

 

[Sparky]

I'm also not sure what a banknote is

 

[Hyorinmaru]

how about you tell me and then laugh at me, K Sparky?

 

[Sparky]

I would rather you find out yourself.

Hint: You will get some if the interview goes well...

 

[Hyorinmaru]

So I need something I don't have in order to get a job so I can have it.

Maybe I can borrow a dollar from my grandma

 

[Sparky]

Just don't burn it.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I don't intend to

 

[¡Roján!]

Milenko, do you play MW3? Me and Pancake were wondering if you wanted to join us one day.