'Maru and friends' thread of randomness

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Leave the wiccan alone. It's not nice to mock the wiccan for going for a wiccan bike ride. WICCAN.

Nah I'm kidding. Good for you Milenko, i was in a mindset similar to that about a year ago.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Okay, pet.

I try to put that shit in the past and you throw it in my face every single time I talk to you and you wonder why I get irritated

What the fuck is a Wiccan?

What's a Christian?

 

[The Talon]

Look, you'd be pissed off if mocked you for your christian beliefs, so why would you mock his Wiccan beliefs? Hyo, pay no attention to the troll.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Look, you'd be pissed off if mocked you for your christian beliefs, so why would you mock his Wiccan beliefs? Hyo, pay no attention to the troll.

no one was mocking my beliefs.

 

[¡Roján!]

You're the one who shat on my best luck post for using caps and I'm the bad guy here, you wanking Seth Rogen lookalike? Is there some sort of online Wiccan seminar for forum friends we can attend?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I jokingly said stop yelling because you posted all in caps.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

WOOT *dances around the bar room*


I have a job interview at a new restaurant today. It should be opening up later this week.

Are you not good at interviews or something? I had 3 jobs two months ago, got furlough from one, and am interviewing this week for another to pick it back up to 3

I don't get the whole "There's no jobs" argument

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Are you not good at interviews or something? I had 3 jobs two months ago, got furlough from one, and am interviewing this week for another to pick it back up to 3

I don't get the whole "There's no jobs" argument

I think I'm pretty good at it but seeing as I still don't have a job after plenty of interviews I guess I'm actually not as good as I think

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Do you do any research before your interviews

 

[The Talon]

Rojan, ur pissed that i'm posting everywhere? You even wrote it in all caps as well.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Do you do any research before your interviews

I do not

 

[GI Cake]

I try to put that shit in the past and you throw it in my face every single time I talk to you and you wonder why I get irritated

What's a Christian?

Christians are crazy people who feel bad about some dude dying on a Cross for their sins, so they lash out at anybody who doesn't believe the same things they do.

I'm Catholic, the difference is that we believe if we ask Jesus nicely enough, he would forgive us for pretty much anything. +

Look, you'd be pissed off if mocked you for your christian beliefs, so why would you mock his Wiccan beliefs? Hyo, pay no attention to the troll.

I don't mock anybodies beliefs, I just simply have no idea what a Wiccan is and I wish to learn about one from a Wiccan.

 

[The Talon]

Alright then. Hyo, what's it like being a Wiccan?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Alright then. Hyo, what's it like being a Wiccan?

I like it. I was a Christian for my whole life and it just never felt right. I have a couple Wiccan friends that I talked to about it and I bought a Book.

Since I've decided to follow the Wiccan path I've been a lot happier and this does feel right

 

[The Talon]

So Wiccans are like magic & broomsticks right?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

So Wiccans are like magic & broomsticks right?

Their are spells yes. Nothing like you see on TV or in the movies though.

No on the Broomsticks

 

[The Talon]

Wait, actual spells? Holy shit, do they work?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Don't know I haven't done any yet

 

[The Talon]

Oh. Is there like a leader of the Wiccan faith?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Oh. Is there like a leader of the Wiccan faith?

you mean like The Pope?

No

 

[The Talon]

Wow, I mean, I never met a Wiccan before, so all of this is really new to me.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I'm here if you have anymore questions

 

[shattered dreams]

What type of spells are there?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

What type of spells are there?

I've only looked one up and that was to help me get a job

Employment Spell

Begin on Sunday.
Light a Gold or Yellow colored candle and speak the following spell:

"A good job awaits me I know
For thy brilliant light scans and searches a place for me
A good job awaits me, for thy goodness is great
My faith in thee is complete, a good job waits for me."

Speak this spell three times. Perform ritual every day until employment is found.

 

[Muffin Top Merkley]

"Speak this spell three times. Perform ritual every day until employment is found."

Isn't this the same as doing a rain dance until it rains?

What would be the different between saying the spell every day until I get a job, or singing Katy Perry everyday until I get a job?