'Maru and friends' thread of randomness

[INDYjon22]

Alison Brie is on the cellphone (talking to Chevy Chase)

I'm not sure who the waitress is in the back, but she's probably a bitch.

I knew I liked you for a reason. The things I would do to Alison Brie.....like marry her.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Does she know you post here?

no

 

[Coco]

We all know WZ is a pretty big part of your life. Why are you keeping it from her?

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

Any chance that you will get her to join?

 

[Coco]

I wouldn't go as far as to ask her to join. But relationships need to be built on a foundation of trust. I don't understand how you can keep something this important from the person you supposedly love.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

We all know WZ is a pretty big part of your life. Why are you keeping it from her?

I told her I'm am member of a forum but the name never came up

Any chance that you will get her to join?

She doesn't like wrestling so no

 

[Coco]

Does she know what a big deal the forum is to you? Is she aware of what your reputation here is and how much it means to you?

 

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

She doesn't like wrestling so no

Most of your friends are here. Wouldn't she like to meet them? Especially me, I have been like a father to you.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I was hoping people would be passed this shit.

I'm not answering any more questions about her or anything to do with her. It's obvious to me you guys are only using it to make my time here as shitty as possible

 

[Coco]

It's still a shitty idea. Sorry.

 

[Sparky]

Get up to anything exciting on your holiday?

 

[gd]

I was hoping people would be passed this shit.

I'm not answering any more questions about her or anything to do with her. It's obvious to me you guys are only using it to make my time here as shitty as possible

*past

 

[Pepe Silvia]

I was hoping people would be passed this shit.

Tebow couldn't find god

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

You couldn't find a credible username.

 

[Muffin Top Merkley]

Alison Brie is the love of my life. She is absolutely gorgeous.

I knew I liked you for a reason. The things I would do to Alison Brie.....like marry her.

Sorry fellas, I've already called dibs and the rules of this playground clearly state that the first person to call dibs gets first crack.

 

[Sparky]

Sorry fellas, I've already called dibs and the rules of this playground clearly state that the first person to call dibs gets first crack.

You can have her as long as I can have Mila Kunis. deal?

 

[Muffin Top Merkley]

You can have her as long as I can have Mila Kunis. deal?

SOLD!

That's right. I use women as currency.

 

[Sparky]

Sounds more like we are trading pokemon cards. Wait, you're a few years older then me. Sounds more like we are trading Umm, uhhh, Playboy magazines.

 

[Muffin Top Merkley]

I also would have accepted POGS or marbles.

Yes. Women are like POGS.

 

[Big Nick Dudley]

When are you going to post that bouncing titty pic again?

 

[Sparky]

Marbles was way before my time. well at least I think they was.
This is the earliest thing I remember collecting.

a google search tells me that it's a pog. just we called it different. (Tazo)

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Marbles was way before my time. well at least I think they was.
This is the earliest thing I remember collecting.

a google search tells me that it's a pog. just we called it different. (Tazo)

Oh My Freakin' God! I ate so much Lays to collect these it was ridiculous. I remember having like 3 a day to compete with my cousins.

Ah thems were the simple times. When you would play and romp, and have diarrohea coza salted, spicy potatoes.

 

[Muffin Top Merkley]

She doesn't like wrestling so no

We here at WrestleZone Forums have much more to offer her than just low-brow wrestling.

Video games, politics, movies, sports, Sam, Book This! & more!

Surely there would be something that interests her enough to contribute to the forum.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

nope not really

 

[Muffin Top Merkley]

I bet if we had a section for "Cats" she's sign up...