'Maru and friends' thread of randomness

[ScreaminNormanSmiley]

This thread now belongs to Lilac. If I become mod, I'll be sure to rename it.

The redistribution of personal threads has begun!

You promised me that you would merge it with his original thread, I may just have to start backing Dagger if my trust is not gained once again.

 

[Coco]

You caught me. I have many plans for this thread. I might be turning it into a Quiznos eventually.

 

[¡Roján!]

so you convinced me to stay just so you could treat me like shit again?

FUCK YOU

Did you not read the whole post? I'm past ridiculing you.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Edit: Sorry Rohan

 

[Goliath Uterus]

He was disagreeing with those of us who still enjoy making fun of you.....

 

[Hyorinmaru]

He could have done it without bolding the word pet every time

 

[LilacFray]

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

LilacFray is the Hall to your Bischoff, Milo.

 

[LilacFray]

LilacFray is the Hall to your Bischoff, Milo.

Why don't I get what this means...?

 

[¡Roján!]

How you doing, Milenko?

Getting much pussy?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

no, the woman I love live literally on the other side of the country.

Me: East coast Her: West Coast

 

[¡Roján!]

no, the woman I love live literally on the other side of the country.

Me: East coast Her: West Coast

The one you met on Facebook? What is she like?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

in one word? Awesome.

when my ex left me I spiraled into a suicidal Depression and she stayed with me damn near 24/7 for the next week and a half just talking to me. She's the reason I'm still here

 

[Goliath Uterus]

How did she do that? Was she feeding you and giving you nourishment?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I'm guessing your talking about my mother?

 

[Goliath Uterus]

Jesus Milenko, read the post before mine.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Jesus Milenko, read the post before mine.

Explain it to me like you would an idiot

 

[¡Roján!]

You should write me into your will, Milenko.

And also, that's nice, but are you actually going out?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

I hope that wasn't a crack at me being suicidal and no

 

[¡Roján!]

No, it wasn't but still, my goal in life is to be in as many wills as possible.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

then no

 

[.]

Why don't you include him? You don't even need to leave him anything physical. You could just say "And to the WZ forum member that at any time, past or present, used the online name of 'Christian "Minimum Wage" Cage' I leave to you a message to fuck off".

Damn it Milenko! He's too much of a sweet pet for you NOT to include him!

 

[Lee]

So if she's the other end of the country how was she with you 24/7?

 

[Hyorinmaru]

So if she's the other end of the country how was she with you 24/7?

technology is a wonderful thing.

 

[Lee]

So you're engaged to someone you've never met?