'Maru and friends' thread of randomness

[Pay Per Ghost]

How are you at improptu writing?

Quick! Write a small script on the lead up to how the 1/2/11 will pan out w/o revealing the identity of the superstar.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

How are you at improptu writing?

I'm horrible at it

 

[Sparky]

Vagina.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Nice addition as always Sparky

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

C'mon take a shot at it. Doesn't have to be long. Prove it to that wallaby that if you are a female bodypart then it's Clit Eastwood.

 

[Sparky]

I thought so.

 

[Sparky]

C'mon take a shot at it. Doesn't have to be long. Prove it to that wallaby that if you are a female bodypart then it's Clit Eastwood.

I wasn't calling him a vagina.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Shouting ladyparts at random then eh? Been there.

 

[Unsold Bacon]

CLITORIS!!!

 

[Coco]

Go get clean my pet I have a big day planned for you that I need to get set up for

 

[Hyorinmaru]

how is everyone?

 

[Big Papa Santo]

Well, my balls hurt and my new puppy just pissed on the couch but i'm to lazy to clean it up so i threw a blanket on it.

 

[Coco]

My favorite collar is green so he collar is a nice supple green leather that fits nicely around my neck. The leash is also leather but it is purple which is her favorite color. She told me once that she bought them in our favorite colors to show that we will be together forever

 

[¡Roján!]

I'm fine, pet. You, pet? Have any pets, pet? PET.

 

[Sparky]

What's with all the petty jokes?

 

[¡Roján!]

Petty jokes are too petthetic. I'm past that petdantic ridiculing of Milenko.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Petty jokes are too petthetic. I'm past that petdantic ridiculing of Milenko.

so you convinced me to stay just so you could treat me like shit again?

FUCK YOU

 

[Coco]

Behave yourself, pet.

 

[Hyorinmaru]

Looks like my original choice was the right one.

 

[Pay Per Ghost]

Replace the word 'pet' with the word 'brother' and I'm sure your book will sell out libraries in Madison Square Garden.

 

[LilacFray]

 

[Coco]

This thread now belongs to Lilac. If I become mod, I'll be sure to rename it.

The redistribution of personal threads has begun!

 

[Hyorinmaru]

No this is still mine. I never said I was leaving

 

[Coco]

The paperwork's already gone through. Sorry, pet.

 

[LilacFray]

Nooo. Rather name it Pet. I'm happy with that old thread which was named after me in The Prison a year ago.