The show opens with a backstory of how Marquis came to start the company and lose it.
Simple and to the point. Marquis bought a lottery ticket, won. Decided to start up a wrestling company and employ all of his forum homies. Quickly after hiring everyone. Marquis had a party to celebrate the opening of the company, was then goaded into drinking alcohol or else he wouldn't feel manly enough being around such people like TM. IC being the cunning genius he is decided to start a poker game. Took everything Marquis was worth ( In my defense the man has a poker face like no other!). Thus leading IC to being the owner of MCW. IC was kind of enough though to give Marquis a job as a wrestler on MCW. Much to Marquis's dismay he took the job.
We open the show with the titantron showing Murfish at the fish market in downtown Manhattan. Murfish is trying to negotiate a deal for 3 salmons get 1 free. Will he succeed!? Who knows..
Time for the opening bout of the evening!
Generic wrestling music hits and out comes T to the D to the Igle, Tdigle! and in the ring his opponent the ever lucky yet unlucky at the same time Marquis! Marquis unhappy of Tdigle's dislike towards the Miz, will attempt to beat him into liking the Miz,
The bell rings and both men immediately lock up. After a few secs of being locked up tidgle goes for a knee to the gut, and follows up with one of the hardest slaps ever in MCW history(we only been on one day though) across Marquis's face. Marquis still trying to recover from the taste he lost in his mouth, gets an elbow to his back, pushed to the ropes, reflects straight off the ropes just to eat another elbow to the back by tdigle. Marquis drops to his knees, then almost immediately collapses to the floor. Tdigle goes for the cover, but only gets the 2 count. Tdigle paces himself back 2 inches getting ready to land a boot right across Marquis's face. As Marquis struggles to get on one knee, he eats a boot right across the face. Flat out on the floor yet again tdigle quickly goes for the cover. Yet again it only garners a 2 count. Tdigle frustrated decides to end it. As Marquis finally somehow gets to his feet. Tdigle throws a complex sentence with big words at Marquis thus confusing Marquis and making him take a second to think about what Tdigle said. As soon as tdigle see's that thinking look on Marquis's face, he jumps right in front of him, punches his throat, runs and bounces off the ropes to land a clothesline on Marquis's neck that almost decapitates him. Tdigle drops down, goes for the cover, and gets the 3 count.
Winner- Tdigle
Our next match is "Who's the best aussie in MCW" Match. Winner of the match is number 1 contender for the MCW World Heavyweight Championship. The match is fought on top of a giant elevated rock in the arena. Only way you can lose is if you fall off the rock. Winner is the last man standing.
On the rock we have in one Corner the beloved Sparky! In the other corner the one the only Rusty, in the other corner the ever hated Downward Spiral, and in the final corner the wild card aussie Danmen!.
The Kangaroo roars and the match begins. Almost immediately an alliance is formed between Sparky, DS, and Rusty. They all eye poor Danmen. As Danmen starts to backup he realises there's no where he can go. Danmen prepares to put up a fight, but to no avail. Rusty kicks dan in the gut, DS punches him across the face, follwed by Sparky putting Dan on his shoulder and tossing him off the rock! Now only 3 Aussies remain. All 3 start to back up a bit away from each other while at the same time never taking their eyes off the rival aussies before them. After a few seconds of a stare down Sparky makes the first move by running and landing and overhand right on Rusty laying him out flat across the rock. DS being the dastardly devil he is takes advantage and spears Spakry before he can turn his attention to him.
Almost immediately DS gets up from the spear he dealt and does a running standing moonsault on rusty. Rusty is almost completely out of it. DS starts to pick up rusty to eliminate him, but before that DS kicks Sparky in the gut to make sure he doesn't interfere. DS locks up rusty in a front facelock and drags him to the corner of the rock. DS starts turning his hip to his side and tightly grips rusty so he can throw him off the rock, But WHATS THIS!? Danmen did not actually fall of the rock! He was holding on to the edge this whole time! The very same edge that DS is about to throw rusty off of! Dan quickly grabs DS's leg and pulls him down whilst holding the edge tightly. Down falls DS off the cliff with Rusty thus eliminating them both. As Dan staggers to get himself back on the rock, he is met by a glare by the manbeast himself Sparky! As Sparky charges at dan getting ready to spear him off the cliff, Dan puts his hands up and says "wait wait hold on a second" Sparky stops and hears what Dan has to say. Dan quickly tells Sparky a horrible joke that no one laughs at except Marquis way down in the arena getting dragged by paramatics, although it mostly came off like cough of someone with the flu then a laugh since Marquis's neck is fucked up. Sparky not impressed by Dan's joke, Kicks Dan in the gut and gives him a Spark Spark Stunner. The force of the impact makes Dan neck bounce right off Sparkys shoulder and off the cliff.
Winner and new number 1 contender for the MCW World Heavyweight Championshp, Sparky!
Our next match is a grudge match between, Flame Commander Lee and president of Sony entertainment Kazuo Hira! Why is this a grudge match? Simple, Kazuo owns Sony and Lee is a nintendo fanboy.
The match will be fought in the ring under hardcore rules, but instead of weapons only consoles will be laying around.
The bell rings and the match begins! Almost immediately Lee grabs a Wii off the ring mat, and Kazuo grabs a heavy yet sturdy PS3 off the ring mat. Both eye each other with intense rage. Kazuo finally decides to make the first move and swings the PS3 towards Lee's head, But! Lee ducks immediately(boy who says gaming doesn't increase reflexes?) And smacks Kazuo with a wii across the head. Sadly a Wii to the head from someone not insanely physically strong like lee doesn't do much to the juggernaut Kazuo Hira! Almost immediately Kazuo retaliates with a PS3 smack right on top of Lee's head! Lee falls to the ring mat and looks like he might be out cold. As Kazuo stands over Lee's body laughing he says "Sony > Nintendo" Suddenly out of no where, a spark of energy runs threw Lee's body.
Infuriated by what Kazuo just said Lee grabs Kazuo nuts and crushes them like Mario would crush a goomba's head. As kazuo staggers about in immense pain Lee instantly gets up, takes out his handy dandy DS, grabs its stylus pen and sticks it in Kazuo's eye. Followed by what could be the most gruesome end to MCW match to date(again we only been on for a day though?) Lee sticks his hand in Kazuo jaw, opens it, and with his other hand force swallows a DS down Kazuo's throat!!! The DS slowly but surely Goes right down Kazuo's mouth and ends up ripping threw his neck!
Winner via murder- Lee!!! After the corpse is cleaned off the mat, lee is congratulated by Satoru Iwata.
Our next match is a revenge match taking place in a forest!. The titantron turns on and we see Gods favorite preacher CCS and in the other corner, the one the only the bear! The very same bear CCS gogoplatad.
TM roars(TM has become so manly with his beard that he is forced to hang out in the forrest with other manly creatures) and the match begins!
Almost immediately CCS shoots for the takedown, gets it, and has full guard(hes on top of the bear). CCS might look to knock the bear out with strikes from the top and go for cover! But the bear will have none of it! As CCS is about to land his fist across the bears face. The bear postures up and goes for the guillotine! CCS is forced to tap. CCS enraged grabs a nearby bark and snap it over the bears head.
Winner- Bear, but since they are 1-1. A rematch will take place next week assuming we survive this debut.
Now for the final match of the evening before the main event. This is a singles match to decide who is actually more retro in MCW!
In the ring we have at one end the man claiming to be more retro then you Jonny B! And in the other corner Slyfox!
TM's roar somehow reaches the arena and the match begins! Before Jonny can even make a move Slyfox starts debating why he is more retro! Even though Jonny was here first, the amazing Slyfox somehow convinces Jonny that he is actually more retro, and somehow also managed to convince jonny to hand over his wallet! Slyfox amazed even himself and starts gloating and taunting the crowd. Jonny enraged grabs the referee and clonks his head on top of Sly's. Sly drops to his knee and with quick speed Jonny jumps over the ropes grabs a chair, comes back in and smack's Slyfox over his head non stop. By the time the chair is completely destroyed. The referee awakens with no memory of what happened. Jonny lays out Slyfox and gets the 3 count.
Winner and officially more retro then you!- Jonny B!
Somethings happening backstage! The titantron turns to see whats up. We see a man in a suit with a bag over his head that says Luther on it. He seems to be charging to IC's office with obvious bad intent. Harthan, IC's guard stops Luther and tells him one step forward and he will smack his head with a kendo stick. Luther completely ignores Harthan and takes a step.
Only to eat a Kendo stick to the face, but it doesn't even faze him! Again Harthan smacks him over and over across the face, but to no avail. Harthan terrified starts pacing back. The titantron goes black and we only hear 4 words "Lulz Luther 4 Owner" followed by a loud scream from harthan. IC looks on at the titantron with the same poker face he used to embarrass and beat Marquis. Who knows whats going threw his head.
And now time for the Main event! This bout is for the MCW World Heavyweight Championshop. As the U.K national anthem hits we see Jake come down the ramp and into the ring. And his opponent Snorks(NorCal)!!!!!!!!!!!. No music hits and no one comes down the ramp. The narrator comes to the mic and says "C'mon you really think we can afford NorCal? IC may have stolen Marquis's lottery money and assets, but he blew most of it on a diamond stud jacket" O well! His replacement! Wowgold! Everyone stunned the wrestling icon himself would make an appearance on such a new and low rated show such as MCW, but not known to public is that IC beat wowgold in a poker match. And since wowgold had no gold, IC forced him to make an appearance for the MCWWHC.
TM roars and the match begins. The two lock up instantly and try to out muscle each other. Jake realizing this is going no where, quickly slips under wowgolds arm and locks a body lock from the back and precedes to preform a german suplex. As wowgold staggers to get up from the hard blow he took jake takes advantage by moving back a bit and landing a knee right on wowgolds face. Wowgold is layed out across the floor cold. As jake goes for the pin he notices someone running down the ramp. It's non other then Wowgolds greatest ally the redcrosse knight! RCK is attempting to run in the ring to cause a DQ so no one wins the title! But out of no where running threw the crowd with a chair is non other then Jake's ally, Sam!!! Sam makes it in time to clobber RCK over the head with chair before he reaches the ring. Wowgold still out cold, Jake goes for the cover, 1....2....3! Jake is the new MCWWHC! As jake poses in the ring with his belt, Sam slips into the ring and out comes jonny! As all 3 gather in ring the U.K national anthem begins to play, and with all the power in his voice, Sam screams into a mic "All Hail Britannia!!!!!!!!!".
As the trio remain in the ring, all of sudden the lights hit the ramp and we see, yes people.... The SFAC Faction!.
Side by side we see...
Their leader. The cunning and yet graceful and fair...... Becker!
Next to him we see... The measuring stick by which all of the SFAC is measured by, TM!!!!
next to TM we see.. the one the only. The heart and soul of the SFAC, M_F!!!
And last but not least the SFAC prodigy himself, Showtime!
They glare at the Britannian faction as Becker grabs the mic. He says "Jake, Sam, and Jonny we coming for you wankers!"
The crowd quiet by the magnitude of awsomeness. We go off air as we see both factions have a stare down.
I wrote this the other day, and seeing as how there's a section for this. I thought i would post this to get some feedback. Any type of feedback is welcomed. I in no way intend to compete against OCW.
Simple and to the point. Marquis bought a lottery ticket, won. Decided to start up a wrestling company and employ all of his forum homies. Quickly after hiring everyone. Marquis had a party to celebrate the opening of the company, was then goaded into drinking alcohol or else he wouldn't feel manly enough being around such people like TM. IC being the cunning genius he is decided to start a poker game. Took everything Marquis was worth ( In my defense the man has a poker face like no other!). Thus leading IC to being the owner of MCW. IC was kind of enough though to give Marquis a job as a wrestler on MCW. Much to Marquis's dismay he took the job.
We open the show with the titantron showing Murfish at the fish market in downtown Manhattan. Murfish is trying to negotiate a deal for 3 salmons get 1 free. Will he succeed!? Who knows..
Time for the opening bout of the evening!
Generic wrestling music hits and out comes T to the D to the Igle, Tdigle! and in the ring his opponent the ever lucky yet unlucky at the same time Marquis! Marquis unhappy of Tdigle's dislike towards the Miz, will attempt to beat him into liking the Miz,
The bell rings and both men immediately lock up. After a few secs of being locked up tidgle goes for a knee to the gut, and follows up with one of the hardest slaps ever in MCW history(we only been on one day though) across Marquis's face. Marquis still trying to recover from the taste he lost in his mouth, gets an elbow to his back, pushed to the ropes, reflects straight off the ropes just to eat another elbow to the back by tdigle. Marquis drops to his knees, then almost immediately collapses to the floor. Tdigle goes for the cover, but only gets the 2 count. Tdigle paces himself back 2 inches getting ready to land a boot right across Marquis's face. As Marquis struggles to get on one knee, he eats a boot right across the face. Flat out on the floor yet again tdigle quickly goes for the cover. Yet again it only garners a 2 count. Tdigle frustrated decides to end it. As Marquis finally somehow gets to his feet. Tdigle throws a complex sentence with big words at Marquis thus confusing Marquis and making him take a second to think about what Tdigle said. As soon as tdigle see's that thinking look on Marquis's face, he jumps right in front of him, punches his throat, runs and bounces off the ropes to land a clothesline on Marquis's neck that almost decapitates him. Tdigle drops down, goes for the cover, and gets the 3 count.
Winner- Tdigle
Our next match is "Who's the best aussie in MCW" Match. Winner of the match is number 1 contender for the MCW World Heavyweight Championship. The match is fought on top of a giant elevated rock in the arena. Only way you can lose is if you fall off the rock. Winner is the last man standing.
On the rock we have in one Corner the beloved Sparky! In the other corner the one the only Rusty, in the other corner the ever hated Downward Spiral, and in the final corner the wild card aussie Danmen!.
The Kangaroo roars and the match begins. Almost immediately an alliance is formed between Sparky, DS, and Rusty. They all eye poor Danmen. As Danmen starts to backup he realises there's no where he can go. Danmen prepares to put up a fight, but to no avail. Rusty kicks dan in the gut, DS punches him across the face, follwed by Sparky putting Dan on his shoulder and tossing him off the rock! Now only 3 Aussies remain. All 3 start to back up a bit away from each other while at the same time never taking their eyes off the rival aussies before them. After a few seconds of a stare down Sparky makes the first move by running and landing and overhand right on Rusty laying him out flat across the rock. DS being the dastardly devil he is takes advantage and spears Spakry before he can turn his attention to him.
Almost immediately DS gets up from the spear he dealt and does a running standing moonsault on rusty. Rusty is almost completely out of it. DS starts to pick up rusty to eliminate him, but before that DS kicks Sparky in the gut to make sure he doesn't interfere. DS locks up rusty in a front facelock and drags him to the corner of the rock. DS starts turning his hip to his side and tightly grips rusty so he can throw him off the rock, But WHATS THIS!? Danmen did not actually fall of the rock! He was holding on to the edge this whole time! The very same edge that DS is about to throw rusty off of! Dan quickly grabs DS's leg and pulls him down whilst holding the edge tightly. Down falls DS off the cliff with Rusty thus eliminating them both. As Dan staggers to get himself back on the rock, he is met by a glare by the manbeast himself Sparky! As Sparky charges at dan getting ready to spear him off the cliff, Dan puts his hands up and says "wait wait hold on a second" Sparky stops and hears what Dan has to say. Dan quickly tells Sparky a horrible joke that no one laughs at except Marquis way down in the arena getting dragged by paramatics, although it mostly came off like cough of someone with the flu then a laugh since Marquis's neck is fucked up. Sparky not impressed by Dan's joke, Kicks Dan in the gut and gives him a Spark Spark Stunner. The force of the impact makes Dan neck bounce right off Sparkys shoulder and off the cliff.
Winner and new number 1 contender for the MCW World Heavyweight Championshp, Sparky!
Our next match is a grudge match between, Flame Commander Lee and president of Sony entertainment Kazuo Hira! Why is this a grudge match? Simple, Kazuo owns Sony and Lee is a nintendo fanboy.
The match will be fought in the ring under hardcore rules, but instead of weapons only consoles will be laying around.
The bell rings and the match begins! Almost immediately Lee grabs a Wii off the ring mat, and Kazuo grabs a heavy yet sturdy PS3 off the ring mat. Both eye each other with intense rage. Kazuo finally decides to make the first move and swings the PS3 towards Lee's head, But! Lee ducks immediately(boy who says gaming doesn't increase reflexes?) And smacks Kazuo with a wii across the head. Sadly a Wii to the head from someone not insanely physically strong like lee doesn't do much to the juggernaut Kazuo Hira! Almost immediately Kazuo retaliates with a PS3 smack right on top of Lee's head! Lee falls to the ring mat and looks like he might be out cold. As Kazuo stands over Lee's body laughing he says "Sony > Nintendo" Suddenly out of no where, a spark of energy runs threw Lee's body.
Infuriated by what Kazuo just said Lee grabs Kazuo nuts and crushes them like Mario would crush a goomba's head. As kazuo staggers about in immense pain Lee instantly gets up, takes out his handy dandy DS, grabs its stylus pen and sticks it in Kazuo's eye. Followed by what could be the most gruesome end to MCW match to date(again we only been on for a day though?) Lee sticks his hand in Kazuo jaw, opens it, and with his other hand force swallows a DS down Kazuo's throat!!! The DS slowly but surely Goes right down Kazuo's mouth and ends up ripping threw his neck!
Winner via murder- Lee!!! After the corpse is cleaned off the mat, lee is congratulated by Satoru Iwata.
Our next match is a revenge match taking place in a forest!. The titantron turns on and we see Gods favorite preacher CCS and in the other corner, the one the only the bear! The very same bear CCS gogoplatad.
TM roars(TM has become so manly with his beard that he is forced to hang out in the forrest with other manly creatures) and the match begins!
Almost immediately CCS shoots for the takedown, gets it, and has full guard(hes on top of the bear). CCS might look to knock the bear out with strikes from the top and go for cover! But the bear will have none of it! As CCS is about to land his fist across the bears face. The bear postures up and goes for the guillotine! CCS is forced to tap. CCS enraged grabs a nearby bark and snap it over the bears head.
Winner- Bear, but since they are 1-1. A rematch will take place next week assuming we survive this debut.
Now for the final match of the evening before the main event. This is a singles match to decide who is actually more retro in MCW!
In the ring we have at one end the man claiming to be more retro then you Jonny B! And in the other corner Slyfox!
TM's roar somehow reaches the arena and the match begins! Before Jonny can even make a move Slyfox starts debating why he is more retro! Even though Jonny was here first, the amazing Slyfox somehow convinces Jonny that he is actually more retro, and somehow also managed to convince jonny to hand over his wallet! Slyfox amazed even himself and starts gloating and taunting the crowd. Jonny enraged grabs the referee and clonks his head on top of Sly's. Sly drops to his knee and with quick speed Jonny jumps over the ropes grabs a chair, comes back in and smack's Slyfox over his head non stop. By the time the chair is completely destroyed. The referee awakens with no memory of what happened. Jonny lays out Slyfox and gets the 3 count.
Winner and officially more retro then you!- Jonny B!
Somethings happening backstage! The titantron turns to see whats up. We see a man in a suit with a bag over his head that says Luther on it. He seems to be charging to IC's office with obvious bad intent. Harthan, IC's guard stops Luther and tells him one step forward and he will smack his head with a kendo stick. Luther completely ignores Harthan and takes a step.
Only to eat a Kendo stick to the face, but it doesn't even faze him! Again Harthan smacks him over and over across the face, but to no avail. Harthan terrified starts pacing back. The titantron goes black and we only hear 4 words "Lulz Luther 4 Owner" followed by a loud scream from harthan. IC looks on at the titantron with the same poker face he used to embarrass and beat Marquis. Who knows whats going threw his head.
And now time for the Main event! This bout is for the MCW World Heavyweight Championshop. As the U.K national anthem hits we see Jake come down the ramp and into the ring. And his opponent Snorks(NorCal)!!!!!!!!!!!. No music hits and no one comes down the ramp. The narrator comes to the mic and says "C'mon you really think we can afford NorCal? IC may have stolen Marquis's lottery money and assets, but he blew most of it on a diamond stud jacket" O well! His replacement! Wowgold! Everyone stunned the wrestling icon himself would make an appearance on such a new and low rated show such as MCW, but not known to public is that IC beat wowgold in a poker match. And since wowgold had no gold, IC forced him to make an appearance for the MCWWHC.
TM roars and the match begins. The two lock up instantly and try to out muscle each other. Jake realizing this is going no where, quickly slips under wowgolds arm and locks a body lock from the back and precedes to preform a german suplex. As wowgold staggers to get up from the hard blow he took jake takes advantage by moving back a bit and landing a knee right on wowgolds face. Wowgold is layed out across the floor cold. As jake goes for the pin he notices someone running down the ramp. It's non other then Wowgolds greatest ally the redcrosse knight! RCK is attempting to run in the ring to cause a DQ so no one wins the title! But out of no where running threw the crowd with a chair is non other then Jake's ally, Sam!!! Sam makes it in time to clobber RCK over the head with chair before he reaches the ring. Wowgold still out cold, Jake goes for the cover, 1....2....3! Jake is the new MCWWHC! As jake poses in the ring with his belt, Sam slips into the ring and out comes jonny! As all 3 gather in ring the U.K national anthem begins to play, and with all the power in his voice, Sam screams into a mic "All Hail Britannia!!!!!!!!!".
As the trio remain in the ring, all of sudden the lights hit the ramp and we see, yes people.... The SFAC Faction!.
Side by side we see...
Their leader. The cunning and yet graceful and fair...... Becker!
Next to him we see... The measuring stick by which all of the SFAC is measured by, TM!!!!
next to TM we see.. the one the only. The heart and soul of the SFAC, M_F!!!
And last but not least the SFAC prodigy himself, Showtime!
They glare at the Britannian faction as Becker grabs the mic. He says "Jake, Sam, and Jonny we coming for you wankers!"
The crowd quiet by the magnitude of awsomeness. We go off air as we see both factions have a stare down.
I wrote this the other day, and seeing as how there's a section for this. I thought i would post this to get some feedback. Any type of feedback is welcomed. I in no way intend to compete against OCW.
Wowgold.
