LUNATIC HIGH Pro Wrestling Thread
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LHPW: Pedo Champloo
Berserker SkullF**k Tournament Match: Al Leafy vs. TLC vs. FalKon (w/ Killjoy)
Al Leafy is out first to a decent pop. TLC also gets a good reaction.
Berserker SkullF**k Tournament Match: Al Leafy vs. TLC vs. FalKon (w/ Killjoy)
Al Leafy is out first to a decent pop. TLC also gets a good reaction.
Onizuka: This match certainly has a long history to go with it here. All thre competitors were once a part of the failed experiment known as the J.O.B. squad. So it will certainly be interesting what animosities are brought up in this match.
FalKon and Killjoy come out to X-Pac heat. Killjoy can be seen cleaning the inner nooks of FalKon's buttocks with his tongue while FalKon has a mic in hand at the top of the ramp.
Onizuka: Well, what a treat, we are being treated to a FalKon promo. I'm sure our fans would turn their backs to him if they could actually remember who he is...
Norton: Pardon me, but do you know where that little cleaning fellow resides after the show? I have 50 pounds in my pocket that says he has another client to deal with.
FalKon: I can't believe that I've been forced to compete on a much lesser promotion then my very own e-fed, GWA!
Onizuka: Judging from this crowd's disinterest, it seems that my assumptions are true: Nobody reads FalKon's e-fed.
Norton: Well actually, I do see a rather obese lady with a mustache cheering from the nosebleed section...
FalKon: But regardless, tonight I will win this tournament and prove that my unwarranted self importance is valid, and that you should pay attention to me!
As Falkon drops the mic and he and KillJoy make their way to the ring, various section of the crowd are shown making their way to the bathrooms.
Before FalKon enters the ring, Al Leafy hits a suicide dive on both him and KillJoy. As FalKon gets to his feet, Leafy clotheslines him over the crowd barrier. As Killjoy gets up, TLC climbs through the ropes, grabs KJ by the hair and pulls him in the ring. Right hands to KJ. TLC Irish whips KJ to the ropes and hits a back body drop on him. TLC then gets KJ in a military press position and flings him over the top rope right in front of an announce table. Onizuka and Norton stand up and move away from the table. Meanwhile , Leafy can be seen smashing FalKon around the ground area of the crowd. Cut back to ringside and TLC has removed every thing from the announce table. He hoists KJ up for a Border Toss- style cross powerbomb and flings him right through the table. A "Holy Shit" chant can be heard from the crowd. Leafy flings FalKon back over the guardrail and onto the aisleway. TLC assesses the damage he has sought and turns around to see Leafy put FalKon's lifeless body back into the ring. Leafy in the meanwhile, is signalling to the crowd that the the end is near. He enters the ring, but is shocked to hear the bell finally ring and turns to see TLC running towards him. But before TLC can spear Leafy, Leafy drops and pulls the top rope with him, sending TLC spiraling to the outside. Leafy then quickly springs over to the apron and hits a springboard elbow drop on FalKon for the pin.
Winner: Al-Leafy
Before FalKon enters the ring, Al Leafy hits a suicide dive on both him and KillJoy. As FalKon gets to his feet, Leafy clotheslines him over the crowd barrier. As Killjoy gets up, TLC climbs through the ropes, grabs KJ by the hair and pulls him in the ring. Right hands to KJ. TLC Irish whips KJ to the ropes and hits a back body drop on him. TLC then gets KJ in a military press position and flings him over the top rope right in front of an announce table. Onizuka and Norton stand up and move away from the table. Meanwhile , Leafy can be seen smashing FalKon around the ground area of the crowd. Cut back to ringside and TLC has removed every thing from the announce table. He hoists KJ up for a Border Toss- style cross powerbomb and flings him right through the table. A "Holy Shit" chant can be heard from the crowd. Leafy flings FalKon back over the guardrail and onto the aisleway. TLC assesses the damage he has sought and turns around to see Leafy put FalKon's lifeless body back into the ring. Leafy in the meanwhile, is signalling to the crowd that the the end is near. He enters the ring, but is shocked to hear the bell finally ring and turns to see TLC running towards him. But before TLC can spear Leafy, Leafy drops and pulls the top rope with him, sending TLC spiraling to the outside. Leafy then quickly springs over to the apron and hits a springboard elbow drop on FalKon for the pin.
Winner: Al-Leafy
Onizuka: What an opening match we've just witnessed! It looked like TLC was gonna spear Leafy out of commission, but Leafy, so smart, pulling down that top rope and getting TLC out of the way for the easy pin on FalKon!
Norton: And more importantly, Christmas has come early for me, viewers! (points down to KillJoy sprawled out on the table remains) I wonder what I'll have him dressed up as first? French maid, perhaps?
Cuts to TLC realizing what happens with a frustrated look. As Leafy's hand is raised, he and TLC have a staredown. After a few seconds, TLC slowly begins to nod his head as a sign of respect and walks away. Leafy points at TLC as he does so, also as a sign of respect.
Onizuka: Well, it seems that these two men have come a long way from the Squad and look to be on their way as establishing themselves here in LHPW. I wish the same could be said for Killjoy and FalKon however but it still seems that they're job boys for the meanwhile...
UP NEXT - Lee vs. Doc vs. JKO
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LHPW: Pedo Champloo
Berserker Skullf**k Tournament Match: Lee vs. Doc vs. JKO
Before the match begins, the commissioner of LHPW, SlyFox comes to ringside for commentary.
Berserker Skullf**k Tournament Match: Lee vs. Doc vs. JKO
Before the match begins, the commissioner of LHPW, SlyFox comes to ringside for commentary.
Onizuka: Well, first of all Slyfox, thank you for joining us. First off, I have to ask, what brings you here to ringside?
SlyFox: Well Eikichi, for two reasons. One, to support my fellow Staff member Lee. And secondly, to see firsthand the great talent we have on hand here at LHPW.
Lee comes out first to a decent pop. Doc comes out to a slightly better pop. JKO finally comes out to a Orton-like tweener pop, which despite mixed, is the loudest of the three. Match starts off with Doc fending
out attacks from Doc and JKO. Lee hits a arm drag on JKO into the turnbuckle. Lee then dropkicks Doc through the ropes to the outside. Lee then props up JKO in the corner and begins landing some heavy chops. He pulls JKO into the centre of the ring and hits a snap suplex. Pin attempt on JKO but a 2-count. Doc climbs to the top rope and hits a hurricanrana in Lee. Roll up on Lee but a 2-count. Doc attempts to go for a single knee facebuster, but Lee counters into release German. Lee runs the ropes but lands into a samoan drop by JKO. JKO sits on Lee's face in a tea-bagging motion. JKO ascends the top rope and hits a Shooting Star Leg Drop. Pin attempt on Lee but Doc grabs JKO and hits an Buzzsaw Kick on him. Crowd is really getting into this one. Doc pulls Lee to the middle of the ring and puts Lee in a Single Leg Crab. Lee makes it to the rope. JKO hits a tornado DDT on Doc as he releases the hold. JKO hits the Rihanna Brainbuster on Doc. Suddenly, SlyFox motions to the back. Three men in balaclavas rush the ring and beat on JKO. One of them has a railroad spike and starts nailing JKO in the forehead with it. Lee reveals himself to have been playing possum and joins in with the mauling. SlyFox is smiling and liking what he is seeing. Finally, they end the beatdown with Lee giving JKO a Cradle Piledriver. The masked men and Lee leave the ring and walk back up the ramp. Crowd is chanting "Bullshit". Doc, who is as shocked as everyone, sees JKO laying in a puddle of his own blood. He goes under the ring and pulls out a cardboard print out of one of his sigs. As JKO stumbles to his feet, Doc shoves the sig in his face and hits the single knee facebuster for the pin.
Winner - Doc
out attacks from Doc and JKO. Lee hits a arm drag on JKO into the turnbuckle. Lee then dropkicks Doc through the ropes to the outside. Lee then props up JKO in the corner and begins landing some heavy chops. He pulls JKO into the centre of the ring and hits a snap suplex. Pin attempt on JKO but a 2-count. Doc climbs to the top rope and hits a hurricanrana in Lee. Roll up on Lee but a 2-count. Doc attempts to go for a single knee facebuster, but Lee counters into release German. Lee runs the ropes but lands into a samoan drop by JKO. JKO sits on Lee's face in a tea-bagging motion. JKO ascends the top rope and hits a Shooting Star Leg Drop. Pin attempt on Lee but Doc grabs JKO and hits an Buzzsaw Kick on him. Crowd is really getting into this one. Doc pulls Lee to the middle of the ring and puts Lee in a Single Leg Crab. Lee makes it to the rope. JKO hits a tornado DDT on Doc as he releases the hold. JKO hits the Rihanna Brainbuster on Doc. Suddenly, SlyFox motions to the back. Three men in balaclavas rush the ring and beat on JKO. One of them has a railroad spike and starts nailing JKO in the forehead with it. Lee reveals himself to have been playing possum and joins in with the mauling. SlyFox is smiling and liking what he is seeing. Finally, they end the beatdown with Lee giving JKO a Cradle Piledriver. The masked men and Lee leave the ring and walk back up the ramp. Crowd is chanting "Bullshit". Doc, who is as shocked as everyone, sees JKO laying in a puddle of his own blood. He goes under the ring and pulls out a cardboard print out of one of his sigs. As JKO stumbles to his feet, Doc shoves the sig in his face and hits the single knee facebuster for the pin.
Winner - Doc
Doc gets out of the ring and runs back up the ramp. SlyFox, with a huge gin on his face, stands up, grabs a mic and gets in the ring.
Norton: What was that all about?
Onizuka: I think we just witnessed a screwjob orchestrated by SlyFox and the Staff to prevent JKO from becoming champion tonight!
As JKO tries to pull himself up, SlyFox gets right in his face.
SlyFox: Hey JKO!! (laughing) Your mother has sexual intercourse with a goat! How does it feel?!?!
JKO almost takes SlyFox's face off with a Yakuza Kick. JKO snaps and starts smashing shit around ringside. Graham Norton offers him a hankerchief and JKO crumpled a chair round his head.
Onizuka: JKO has gone batshit insane!! For the love of God!!
JKO jumps back in the ring, grabs the mic and kneels over SlyFox.
JKO: You want a war?! This shit will look like an Al-Qieda execution tape by he time Im done with you!! I'm gonna turn this entire promotion upside down and drop it on you, you fucking n00b!!
Crowd is red hot after this promo. Big "JKO" chant. As JKO walks down the ramp, SlyFox sits up holding his jaw and glares at JKO.
Onizuka: Man, have the battlelines ever been drawn tonight! SlyFox may have opened Pandora's Box. Well, while my colleague Graham gets strapped on a stretcher for his free trip to the hospital, let's get ready for the next match!
UP NEXT - Macca (w/SMB) vs. wwetributes vs. Doug Crashin
Kanye South
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This thing is entertaining. Of course, you giving me an Austin push has nothing to do with my judgement... Remind me to rep you. Over and over again.
Kanye South
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I know, Scotty. This was 100x better than I expected.
Kanye South
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The system won't let me rep him.
Kanye South
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Macca we need to do a LHPW + CKD Supershow.
^This.
Pepe Silvia
Occasional Pre-Show
What the fuck.
You spelled Al-Leafy Qaeda wrong.
Tributes will make a crack about you being from "North Korea" now.
You spelled Al-
Tributes will make a crack about you being from "North Korea" now.
Kanye South
YEP YEP YEP WHAT IT DO
This thread is better than anything WWETributes ever done.
Pepe Silvia
Occasional Pre-Show
Macca should get on msn
You should be on AIM...
I'm just Gonna go with it and say: You should be on Chatroullete
I'm just Gonna go with it and say: You should be on Chatroullete
You should have a Natalyia sig....
There all Fixed
Regardless.....