LUNATIC HIGH Pro Wrestling Thread

[Viola Moonlight]

Too bad quality isn't your forte.

 

[Macca]

Did I just witness FalKon try to rip on someone for quality?

Apparently you haven't even read your own e-fed, which should be re-titled " Piggy James: Confessions of a Fat Bitch.

I'd mention the quality of your actual posting ability, but then I fear we won't see you for 6 months while you figure out how cost-effective hanging yourself with piano wire before you realize how much of an attention ****e you've become and come crying back to WZ for forgiveness.

I've never been a fan of soap operas where the main character is obese.

 

[Viola Moonlight]

I think you read the wrong e-fed. Here:

http://forums.wrestlezone.com/showthread.php?t=98549

 

[Macca]

^ is why Macca > Falkon.

Because I never run out of witty comebacks, unlike FalKon who, in his panic, came up with this little beauty.

I hope your mother's 13 years old, so I can sik wwetributes on her.

 

[Razor]

I bored. I demand a show.

 

[Macca]

A show? Well then you should tune in to LHPW's first ever "Pedo Champloo"! Which btw, features you Razor. Lucky bastard that you are.

 

[Razor]

I'm honored. When is this show going down? I need a time and a place.

 

[Kanye South]

What Razor said. My self esteem cannot take a LHPW losing streak.

 

[Razor]

Fucking Macca. Get yo shit in line, son.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

Gon' be the greatest manager of ALL TIME, yessir.

 

[Sparky]

I don't know why, but I thought you was a bot. Then i remembered we don't get bots no more. R.I.P Bot.

 

[Leafy]

MACCA! Where art thou Macca?

 

[TLC]

Macca, stop masterbating and do the show already!

 

[Pepe Silvia]

I'll find him on MSN later.

Also, sup longname prisoner dude viewing the thread.

 

[Razor]

What in the fuck. I want my wrestling show.

 

[Pepe Silvia]

I'd personally like to nominate Razor to be one of the heads of the LHPW Wrestler's Court

 

[Macca]

Hey guys, sorry, just been busy with my new job. On my 4th of 5 days at work this week and fucking knackered. But you'll be delighted to know that after my shift tomorrow I will start uploading matches to you, my loyal peasants.

The change is almost here...

 

[Mr. Dejan]

Have You seen the Guy I told you about?

 

[Razor]

LET ME SEE THE SHOW BITCH

 

[Leafy]

Macca! This thread has over 1000 views. Your milkshakes brings us to the yard. WE WANT MOAR!

 

[Razor]

SHOW. NOW.

 

[Macca]

First match will be online soon. Waiting for my dyslexic sister to get off the laptop.

Bitch makes turtoises look like Michael Phelps without the weed.

 

[Kanye South]

That quote makes me give you another 10 minutes to get the show up.

 

[Kanye South]

 

[Macca]

Lunatic High Pro Wrestling: Pedo Champloo​

Pyro goes off and we are live in the Lunatic's Asylum!

Cut to the play-by-play announcer, Eikichi Onizuka.

Onizuka: Welcome ladies and gents, and welcome to the inaugural LHPW event, Pedo Champloo. We thank you for joining us on our incredible night tonight. I'm Eikichi Onizuka, 22, and a highly sought single man for you girls aged 18-22 watching tonight, and my commentary partner tonight is a very special guest tonight, he's homosexual T.V host, Graham Norton!
Norton: Hello all!! It's great to see all you pro-wrestling fans, and more importantly, gay rights protesters here tonight! I can't wait for the action in this...whatever you call it.

Eikichi: A ring?

Norton: Naughty boy, those kinds of jokes don't come till after watershed! Goodness me, almost made me spill my sparkling Shiraz all over my new blazer...

Onizuka: I get the feeling LHPW will be off the air before we even get off the ground... Anyways, tonight folks, we will have the first ever Berserker SkullF**k Tournament to find out who will be the first King of Iron Fisting Champion!

Norton: Tonight truly will be a night of firsts! Like the first time my exit became an entrance thanks to a South American man in Peru!

Onizuka: Classy as always, Graham. Anyways, why don't we get to the first match which starts right now...

UP NEXT... Al Leafy vs. TLC vs. FalKon (w/ Killjoy)​