You don't chuck your change towards your myki Sparky? If you're a melbourner who uses public transport everyday like me then those 20c coins can often mean the difference between an easy ride home or breaking a $50 at an overpriced Melbourne central cafeteria joint. Stupid myki's taking over my life, living one station away from zone 1 is fucking annoying, do I want to walk the extra 2km and save $2.50 or do I use that $2.50 and save my feet the trouble??? Life's hard man.
Melbourne's not just people who can't speak English, there's also shitloads of hipster uni students, late trams and let's not forget the eerie feeling that despite what the weatherman says there's always that little chance the clouds could say fuck you and proceed to flood the place in summer.
Lovely place though.