Late Spring Cleaning

[Kermit]

Welp, the Funkasaurus is officially no more. Also, a bit bummed that we never saw Bourne return after his injury.

- WWE announced the following today:

WWE has come to terms on the release of the following Superstars as of today, June 12, 2014:

Camacho
Brodus Clay
Evan Bourne
Yoshi Tatsu

WWE wishes them the best in all their future endeavors.

 

[Kermit]

Oh no. No more tag matches playa.

- WWE updated their release announcement to reveal that Teddy Long has also been released from his contract.

 

[Thriller Ant]

I'm legit sad about Bourne, although he can do some awesome stuff on the indies. I though Camacho had potential as well.

 

[Kermit]

They have also released Curt Hawkins, making that 6 total released for today.

Now they have gone too far!

 

[Thriller Ant]

Now they have gone too far!

I figured that one was coming. He's been promoting a wrestling school he's involved with for a month or two on his Twitter.

 

[Kermit]

I figured that one was coming. He's been promoting a wrestling school he's involved with for a month or two on his Twitter.

Ah. I do have a serious question though. Does JTG have some blackmail on the McMahons or something? No idea how he squeaks through these cuts every time.

 

[hatehabsforever]

I'm actually shocked to see Yoshi Tatsu get future endeavoured. Not because of what they were doing with him, or what they were likely going to do with him in the future. But every year he would be high on the list of superstars expected to get released, yet someone he always managed to survive. I guess his time was finally up.

 

[Thriller Ant]

Ah. I do have a serious question though. Does JTG have some blackmail on the McMahons or something? No idea how he squeaks through these cuts every time.

http://www.lolwrestling.com/how-long-has-jtg-been-employed/

 

[Alex]

THEN
NOW
FOREVER

Spoiler

 

[Thriller Ant]

I'm actually shocked to see Yoshi Tatsu get future endeavoured. Not because of what they were doing with him, or what they were likely going to do with him in the future. But every year he would be high on the list of superstars expected to get released, yet someone he always managed to survive. I guess his time was finally up.

I've read that he was helping train in NXT, which is why I'm sort of surprised

 

[MCMG]

Shame about Evan Bourne... he had potential.

JTG, however, is a magician.

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Yoshi kicking Sheamus's ass was bound to catch up to him eventually.

I feel really bad for Brodus most of all, finally gets a chance to be a heel and they immediately make him disappear for months until his release.

 

[Wolf Pac]

No, not Teddy! He always cracked me up with the tag team match announcements.

I'm actually glad Bourne is gone cause I was sick of all those rumors and reports about him coming back and forming a new tag team with Tyson Kidd and nothing ever happening. He can go back to ROH now where I'm sure he'll find more success.

I'll miss Camacho for this...

 

[Alex]

What's hilarious was the Funkasaurus gimmick was good for Clay. Once he went heel he became generic big guy heel #4623623. He wasn't great in the ring and he wasn't particularly charismatic. I mean did anyone really notice that he'd gone.

 

[Kermit]

WWE has announced the release of Diva Aksana today. This brings the total release number to 7, with the following names having also been cut today:

-Evan Bourne
-Brodus Clay
-Yoshi Tatsu
-Camacho
-Teddy Long
-Curt Hawkins
-Aksana

Aksana is gone too.

 

[Kermit]

Jinder Mahal is released.

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT ABOUT 3MB?!?

 

[travis_touchdown]

Jinder Mahal is done.

EDIT: I was too slow. But I do wonder about 3MB now. Will the rest survive the day?

 

[Wolf Pac]

Is it just me or does anybody else want Zack Ryder gone?

 

[Wolf Pac]

No!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! WHAT ABOUT 3MB?!?

Now they can call them the Two And A Half Man Band (Slater, McIntyre & Hornswoggle).

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

NO!!!! NOT JINDER MAHAL!!!!

YOU BASTARDS!!!11!!!1!!!1

 

[MCMG]

The bastards released Jinder Mahal.

 

[Kermit]

Now they can call them the Two And A Half Man Band (Slater, McIntyre & Hornswoggle).

((((((((((((((((

Drew McIntyre is released.

Please God, save Heath Slater. Please!

 

[Thriller Ant]

Don't hinder Jinder

 

[FlexAmerican Dynamite]

Damn Drew, you were the chosen one....

 

[Serious Mozzarella]

Fuck dude, 3MB is gone.