TheOneBigWill
[This Space for Rent]
TheOneBigWills take on Judgment Day; May 17th, 2009:
1. C.M Punk v. Umaga:
This match was every bit of what I figured itd be, and I couldnt have been more happy about it. While I still think the Companys route in leading Punk down the way of constantly dropping big show matches is a bit stupid, the fact is theyre making him look strong in losing. Thats not as easy to do, as most would think.1. C.M Punk v. Umaga:
C.M Punk took every bit of what Umaga gave him, and fought back multiple times in making me think throughout the entire contest that he might actually have that slim chance of winning. While I never felt he would, the fact is I thought he could at certain points, and thats the key. I firmly think theyre pushing Punk in the right direction, yet still the wrong way.
What I mean by that is this - Punk needs to WIN matches, AND look strong. Not look strong, yet weak in the end and constantly losing the big matches against guys just because theyre larger. Kane defeated him and had roughly NO offense. Umaga tore Punk a new ass tonight, and took Punks move-set as well, which is how EVERY match should go to a degree. It leaves the winner to be undecided until the very end.
All in all, this was one of the best matches of the night. Punk is proving to me, as many Im sure, that he can indeed compete with bigger guys. Unfortunately, he hasnt yet learned how to defeat them when he truly needs to. 4 outta 5
2. E.C.W Championship: Christian © v. Jack Swagger:
I think this contest was somewhat shorter than Backlash, and it definitely wasnt no where near as good. I dont even have a lot to say about this match, because quite honestly it was easily forgettable. Christian retained in the rough same fashion he won the title in the first place. He out-smarted Swagger, and won how Swagger wouldve won but once again got caught trying.I think this is leading up to Christian finally being caught one day, then dropping the title at that point perhaps. Regardless, Im sure the Swagger/Christian feud isnt yet over, but hopefully we dont get another one-on-one contest, not even a gimmick match for One Night Stand, because after tonight, Im confident neither man can go again without completely tarnishing themselves, their feud, and what little luster the E.C.W title had left. 2 outta 5
3. John Morrison v. Shelton Benjamin w/ Charlie Haas:
Similar to the Punk match, I kinda called this contest before it happened and it didnt disappoint through what I expected. The only thing I was rather shocked in, was Morrison is getting cheered. When the fuck did this start happening? Like, I realize theyre pushing him as a face - but its Morrison, he still doesnt strike me as face material, but after tonight he does strike me as a young Shawn Michaels mold.. Even straight down to the look and the charisma.The match itself almost killed both men, as each one botched a few moves and had the other literally stumbling forward and inward just to make sure the other didnt break their neck. Morrisons most electric move of the night was a 450 from inside the ring, to the outside - and Benjamin had to literally rush forward just to act dazed and get hit by the photo-opt moment in the making. On the flip side of that, Benjamin almost broke Morrisons neck on the opening suplex, as well as the Power bomb that had Morrison fall awkwardly into the middle section.
In the end, Haas tried to interfere and Im happy to see another former great Tag team seemingly back together, but it still didnt help the apparent Super-push that Morrison seems to be receiving. Morrison won with his corkscrew spinning moonsault. 3 outta 5
In-Ring Segment: The Miz, Santino Marella & Chavo Guerreo:
Earlier in the night, it needs to be known that Edge had some type of conversation w/ Vickie that Chavo tried listening in on, but couldnt make anything out. Upon leaving, Edge bitches Chavo out in saying that he is worthless and isnt even defending his Aunts honor against the cross-dresser calling her a Pig. Well, that gets replied to, in this segment. But first.. THE MIZ!Miz basically cuts a promo on Chicagos sports teams and local players sitting around ringside. Pretty hilarious stuff, too. I suggest rewatching this segment, as it couldve been Mizs best mic-work yet. The whole point of the bashing is basically Mizs continuation of his feud with Cena, in which hes now 4-0 in because he claimed Cena wouldnt face him tonight, so he challenged a Cena replacement (Cubs baseball player) that refused as well.
Before Miz could leave, and in an honestly disappointing appearance - we get Santino, instead of the bigger hope of possibly M.V.P, or Mr. Kennedy. Regardless, Santino has somehow gone from heel to face almost over night and in a dress. Amazing. Miz & Santino get into a scuffle until Miz knocks Santino out, leaving him laying in the ring. This brings out Chavo, who hits a Frog Splash on Santino then berates him and honors his Aunt.
4. Intercontinental Championship: Rey Mysterio © v. Chris Jericho:
While it wasnt anything near their W.C.W work - I, myself told everyone to not expect it to be. Jericho had a promo basically promising to win tonight, which he later failed to do. No mention of the mask was even made, yet during the match Jericho did rip at the mask to-which the commentators made remarks of that being disrespectful.This contest couldve been better, and I say that only because 70% or more of the entire match was spent with Mysterio finding new ways to post Jericho onto the ropes and attempt a 6.1.9, only to fail time and time again before finally hitting an awkward version with Jericho more in the turnbuckles and corner, and picking up the victory.
Regardless, both men can still go with each other and that was proven in between all the failed 6.1.9 attempts. I can only hope we see more from these two, but that might not be in the making. Who truly knows.. Oh, one last note - I was hyped in thinking if Jericho wouldve won, hed have become a 9 time Intercontinental Champion. That in and of itself wouldve been huge for the title, because it wouldve added more credibility and prestige to it, I believe. 3.5 outta 5
5. W.W.E Championship: Randy Orton © v. Batista:
Once again, I was amazingly surprised and happy at the turn around in this match-up. The ending was stupid, and the beginning was slow, but once it picked up and almost every bit of the middle to end was amazing and their best work together, yet.Orton played his role as top heel perfectly. He also carried Batista (in my opinion) in making him look like an unbeatable Super face. Orton couldnt capitalize on anything, and Batista seemed to constantly stop Orton from sneaking out of the match by count-out and disqualification until the very end when Orton just blatantly slapped the Official.
The ****** part that made me take a half credit off this match was the ending. Two parts to the ending, really. First, Orton slaps the official when he shouldve low-blowed Batista and hit an R.K.O, or at least got Disqualified for hitting a low blow on Batista. Second, Ric Flair.
When I heard his music hit, I thought Id accidentally flipped it to Ring of Honor. How much shit is this, that Flair is a spokes-person for R.O.H, yet hes coming back to the W.W.E to possibly get in a feud with the future of the Company?! Flair needs to simply go away, and now not even I can defend him being there. Oh yeah, they never did truly explain who WON this match, as it looked like Batista was ticked off - yet Im sure that was because Orton was Disqualified and retained his title that way. Regardless, this was still there best match to date. 4.5 outta 5
6. Grudge Match: The Big Show v. John Cena:
We go from the best match of the night, to the worst. I said it, I fucking KNEW IT. Leave it to the W.W.E to build their Giant into a destruction device, only to job his tall, fat worthless ass out to their Golden boy who got his ass handed to him throughout this entire match-up. This is a reverse C.M Punk role.Cena came into the contest with the announcers saying he wasnt anywhere near 100% - yet he ends up winning in the end?! So whats that make the Big Show? You know, besides completely useless, worthless and no longer believable as a credible top Superstar.
The funny thing that got me is, Cena could lock in the S.T.F.U on Khali a year or two ago, yet he cant reach on the inch or two smaller Big Show. Whats more confusing, is how Big Show can completely dominate and destroy John Cenas ribs, yet in the end.. Cena isnt just capable of picking Big Show up for an Attitude Adjustment, hes able to hit it, cover Show and roughly no-sell ANY pain what so ever. WHY?!
Big Show was robbed in this contest, and not by Cena.. But the Creative fucking minds that felt itd be hilarious for Show to destroy Cena, only for Cena to hit ONE MOVE roughly and win the match. Absolutely un-fucking-acceptable. 0 outta 5
7. World Heavyweight Championship: Edge © v. Jeff Hardy:
The whole basis surrounding this match-up was the announcers playing Hardy off as a poker player whos constantly putting everything on the line to win. I suppose I couldve guessed the real ending through all the rumored endings based on Jim Rosss comments of If you put it all on the line each time, youre gonna lose everything.Was this match entertaining? Parts. Was this match new? No. Was the ending something we havent seen before? Not really. So why was this the Main Event over Orton/Batista and the surprise return of Ric Flair?! Because a phony commercial leak tried claiming Hardy might win the title - because hes in the commercial, advertising One Night Stand as Champion?! Meh.. Morons.
Bottomline, the only parts of this match that were worth watching were the spots. Edges spear on Hardy, and Edges Edge-u-cution (which, J.R, is a FUCKING DDT - NOT A SUPERPLEX!) off the top rope to win the match.
Fuck all, even Matt Hardy got involved again - and Im questioning if thats gonna lead us to another pointless Hardy/Hardy showdown in yet another gimmick contest. I sure hope not. Again, I just at this point hope Hardy leaves.. he doesnt like the business anymore, as Ive already said, so just fucking go. A beam falling from the top of the ceiling can do the same amount of explosive offense as you, you worthless piece of shit. 2.5 outta 5
Overall Thoughts:
It definitely wasnt nearly as exciting as Backlash was, but theyre still on the right track after Wrestlemania with a lot of decent under-card match-ups. Im hoping for more Jericho/Mysterio, and well likely get another Cena victory over the worthless Show. Orton and Legacy may be taking on Batista and Flair in a handicap match for the World title at the gimmick Pay per view, somehow with the title being on the line again in a Tag match? Flair for 17 time World Champion, anyone? I wouldnt discount it.Honestly, the ONLY part of this Pay per view I was holding out hope for.. Was Punk cashing in, in his hometown. Alas, Punk lost - then never even had another segment or appearance tonight, which for being the hometown boy and arguably getting THE largest pop of the night, I believe was still a hugely missed opportunity to at least tease a Punk cash-in for the final match that truly was not Main Event worthy over the other Championship match. Overall, Id give the show a solid 3.5 outta 5.