Would have to be one of the worst Show's on television. Every year it get's faker and faker, It's more fake then wrestling. And tonight what do i happen to see when i turn on the TV? An add for a PPV Jerry springer style. Who in thier right mind would pay for such crap? What do you think of TV show's like Jerry springer, Maury etc. I personally think they are a waste of money and tv space. if you wanted to torture me making me watch an episode would be the worst punishment i could think of. I tell you they put shit on tv nowaday's but Jerry Springer take the Cake. oh i cheated on my wife, how am i going to tell her? i know il do it infront of million's of people.
Jerry Springer
- Thread starter Sparky
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Not only will I do it in front of millions of people, but at the same time I'll have her show up on the show and be pregnant all at once. Not only that, but odds are with Jerry,she's a 500 pound steer. Then the two ladies will fight and the crowd will chant Jerry as security fails at life....
Ya Sparky I'm with ya on this one, Jerry Springer is a massive waste of T.V. space. I really don't even know what kind of an audience shows like that target... Kids find it funny I guess, mostly cause they have no idea what's going on, then two fat people are grabbin each other. I can see for a five year old how that would be a little funny I guess. Jerry Springer PPV's... Don't even get me goin on that. It's the same theory I have for WWE. Why pay money for something I can watch on TV. At least with title matches in WWE there is a little bit of temptation depending on the match, but for Springer.... Why pay for litteraly the same thing you'll see on TV at the cost of 30mins. to an hour of your life...
Bernkastel
Reaper of Miracles
Jerry Springer is good TV, why? Because the crowd loves it. The Jerry Springer Show is infamously known for their wild and raunchy audiences that are arguably worse than even ECW's. Whenever I watch the Jerry Springer, no matter how chessy and fake the show may seem, I am always into the show because the crowd is always into the show. Its good entertainment, what other show has random hick fights, pregnant strippers, and midgets dancing on poles?
Now by comparison, Maury in my opinion, is one of the worst shows on TV. Terrible. The Maury show is basically the same thing as the Jerry Springer Show, except the crowd treats the show like its fucking Ricki Lake or Oprah. Half the guests on the Maury seemingly have no balls at all. I last time I watched Maury, he had some stupid cunt mother on the show crying because she couldn't stop her 12 year old daughter from having sex and hitting her. I laughed. I thought to myself "fuck lady, it is your constitutional right as an American parent to beat your children. If your child gets out of line, pick up a belt and smack the shit out them". The excuse that you can't do anything to stop them from walking all over you is ridiculous
Now by comparison, Maury in my opinion, is one of the worst shows on TV. Terrible. The Maury show is basically the same thing as the Jerry Springer Show, except the crowd treats the show like its fucking Ricki Lake or Oprah. Half the guests on the Maury seemingly have no balls at all. I last time I watched Maury, he had some stupid cunt mother on the show crying because she couldn't stop her 12 year old daughter from having sex and hitting her. I laughed. I thought to myself "fuck lady, it is your constitutional right as an American parent to beat your children. If your child gets out of line, pick up a belt and smack the shit out them". The excuse that you can't do anything to stop them from walking all over you is ridiculous
klunderbunker
Welcome to My (And Not Sly's) House
Shows like this to me are so bad they're excellent. Springer is good, but it pales in comparison to Maury. I go out of my way to watch that show, but only if it's the episodes where a woman wants to find her baby's father. When they say it's the 14th failed DNA test, but they keep saying "I'm 1000% sure, I know it's him, it's him, it's gotta be him. "It's not him." Then the woman runs away screaming, I almost always crack up laughing. People like that are absolutely pathetic. They're willing to come on national tv and admit they've slept with 10-15 different people at the same time. Granted that's if any if this is true, which I'd be stunned if that was the case. Anyway, these shows are the lowest form of entertainment, but they're excellent guilt pleasures.
Bernkastel
Reaper of Miracles
Take these examples from maury
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The audience is actually treating these things seriously, thats the sad part. This shit is clearly altered (A girl afraid of pickles?? um... yeah....no) and yet the crowd just sits back like they have front row tickets to the Jenny Jones show
Now By comparison, here is some Springer
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notice the difference in audience, the springer audience knows that the show isn't totally real and they embrace it. Springer audience members view the show for the entertainment factor in which the show delivers
much like a certain type of sport entertainment
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[youtube]KRdJ49ItMnc&feature=related[/youtube]
The audience is actually treating these things seriously, thats the sad part. This shit is clearly altered (A girl afraid of pickles?? um... yeah....no) and yet the crowd just sits back like they have front row tickets to the Jenny Jones show
Now By comparison, here is some Springer
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[youtube]c4Wm4DXkcj0[/youtube]
notice the difference in audience, the springer audience knows that the show isn't totally real and they embrace it. Springer audience members view the show for the entertainment factor in which the show delivers
much like a certain type of sport entertainment
Uncle Phatso
Mid-Card Championship Winner
I love to whatch the fucking maury show. ITs like cops to me. The greatist fucking comedy show alive. Oh my 13 year old daughters had sex with 12 men like 200 times. Let me tell you this. I saw the second video of the 15 year old girl whos had sex with all thoes men blah blah blah. But really If I cought my kid 3 times having sex with a man. I would permit myself to beat the fuck out of the man. Then take my belt off and give the girl and ass whooping. It seems like these "****es" don't know what corperal punishment means, Or punishment at all means. If it is real or isnt these fucking kids need there ass beat regularly . Maybe that will get some sence knocked into them. My cousin chris had a kid when she was 14. Granted it was her fault. But I've talked to her before about it and she said it was tough. She kept the kid and is now an assistant maniger at wallmart. Granted she did have help but most people don't have that.
And the people that go on there for peternity tests, What the fuck. I've seen episodes of this shit ware the wemon are on there for ther 4,5, and 6th times. Fucking A, Man wouldent once be enough? Being embarresed on national television once is enough for me. But these wemon keep comming back. Don't they realise there making asses of themselves? Fucking christ go to the doctor and get it done. Just because its free on maury dose'nt mean its worth losing all your self respect and the respect of your peer's.
And the people that go on there for peternity tests, What the fuck. I've seen episodes of this shit ware the wemon are on there for ther 4,5, and 6th times. Fucking A, Man wouldent once be enough? Being embarresed on national television once is enough for me. But these wemon keep comming back. Don't they realise there making asses of themselves? Fucking christ go to the doctor and get it done. Just because its free on maury dose'nt mean its worth losing all your self respect and the respect of your peer's.
I loved the Jerry Springer show back in the day when the "fights" actually meant something and the discussions were worth listening to. Today, I agree that the crowd makes it somewhat watchable (the segment where the crowd ask the questions has always been my favorite part of the show), but that douche Todd or whatever the fuck his name is, and all the other gimmicks used, just makes the show horrible.
However, if you guys ever get a chance to watch the Steve Wilkos show (remember, he was head of security during the Springer glory days), I highly recommend it. It's a great, great show in my opinion. Highly entertaining, and it's actually real.
However, if you guys ever get a chance to watch the Steve Wilkos show (remember, he was head of security during the Springer glory days), I highly recommend it. It's a great, great show in my opinion. Highly entertaining, and it's actually real.
BUT the funny part is: The audience that is watching Shows like Jerry springer are the same people Rambling on about how they cant understand people watching wrestling that its to fake. News flash people Jerry Springer is way faker then Wrestling, at least wrestling has real dangers in it. Another tv show like it is Cheaters, How could anybody be interested in a tv show like Cheaters. Are peoples lives that sad they have to watch other people bust there partners for cheating?. Even the story lines are way to far fetched. I just dont see why people are interested in Watching people confess to others or the Such, Where did all the good tv shows go? all we have now is this crap littering the Stations.
Oh sweet Irony.My sister and I watch Jerry,Steve and Maury every morning on Living.
My Opinons on Each:
Jerry:
So fake its good.I always get a laugh from it and some of the people on it...I mean how the hell does a skinny piece of crap get a flipping stripper?
Steve:
Jerry is the co-Proudcer on this one.So how the hell does this not end up the same as Jerry's show?I honestly don't know.Maybe its that Steve dosn't need the gimmicks-hes a tough S.O.B and when he talks you listen.
Maury:
My fave.God theres so much different topics that are so funny and there not meant to be.I loved the "Ya gotta see it to believe it" show.I never laughed so hard.And yesterday with the mis-behaving kids.........Oh god don't get me started......these kids thinking their tough.......So what does the show do?Put em in prison for a day.Jesus that was good TV.
My Opinons on Each:
Jerry:
So fake its good.I always get a laugh from it and some of the people on it...I mean how the hell does a skinny piece of crap get a flipping stripper?
Steve:
Jerry is the co-Proudcer on this one.So how the hell does this not end up the same as Jerry's show?I honestly don't know.Maybe its that Steve dosn't need the gimmicks-hes a tough S.O.B and when he talks you listen.
Maury:
My fave.God theres so much different topics that are so funny and there not meant to be.I loved the "Ya gotta see it to believe it" show.I never laughed so hard.And yesterday with the mis-behaving kids.........Oh god don't get me started......these kids thinking their tough....
...So what does the show do?Put em in prison for a day.Jesus that was good TV.
