J4L's Advice Thread ('Cos Rob's a Fail)

[Sully]

Crock, trying singing the pledge of allegiance. I saw that in the movie "Bubble Boy". I think that was the name...

 

[ABMorales787]

Be really nice to her, then smack it as a joke, if she doesn't mind, then do it again another time. I done that once, worked a treat.

She slapped me senseless. Now what?

Why is this thread already so popular?

Define popular.

 

[KeepItFresh]

Comparing it to other threads in the Cage since I joined.

 

[The Crock]

Crock, trying singing the pledge of aledgience. I saw that in the movie "Bubble Boy". I think that was the name...

I was derailing the thread. Not serious.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

She slapped me senseless. Now what?

Apologize profusely, say it was a spur of the moment thing & play it by ear.

 

[KeepItFresh]

Apologize profusely, say it was a spur of the moment thing & play it by ear.

If the story was true this would be the best advice you have gave so far except the part where you said "apologize profusely."

 

[DirtyJosé]

In your throat? Where?

That weird little divider between my balls.

Probably a Cheetos.

Nah, I ate that already. Found it in the belly button.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

If the story was true this would be the best advice you have gave so far except the part where you said "apologize profusely."

Hah.

That weird little divider between my balls.

Play with it, might be fun.

 

[KeepItFresh]

I push old school words like ill, butter and dope.

 

[The Crock]

What the shit is this fuck?

 

[KeepItFresh]

I stand on couches pushin' heavy kush on the bouncers.

 

[Sully]

I was derailing the thread. Not serious.

Then why do you think I was serious?

 

[DirtyJosé]

I see "KeepItFresh" is an ironic username.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

I see "KeepItFresh" is an ironic username.

 

[KeepItFresh]

My name is actually from an episode of Grounded For Life.

[YOUTUBE]5-lIUgenwYs[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Johnny Scumm]

My name is actually from an episode of Grounded For Life.

[YOUTUBE]5-lIUgenwYs[/YOUTUBE]

That's what they all say.

 

[KeepItFresh]

Alright, man.

It's better than your generic name.

Edit: I'm gonna post the second part of the episode since it puts it over more...

[YOUTUBE]odIzByTnA-A&NR=1[/YOUTUBE]

 

[Johnny Scumm]

Alright, man.

It's better than your generic name.

Edit: I'm gonna post the second part of the episode since it puts it over more...

[YOUTUBE]odIzByTnA-A&NR=1[/YOUTUBE]

I will actually watch it when I can be bothered.

 

[KeepItFresh]

It's an entertaining episode of a quality sitcom. Watch it when you want.

 

[Johnny Scumm]

It's an entertaining episode of a quality sitcom. Watch it when you want.

Can't say I'd heard of it before, but I'll look out for it in the future.

 

[Sully]

It's an entertaining episode of a quality sitcom. Watch it when you want.

That show always makes me laugh my ass off.

 

[KeepItFresh]

That show always makes me laugh my ass off.

I'd rep ya for this post, but it wouldn't do much.

 

[Uncle Phatso]

I drank the rest of the beers in my fridge. Well chugged, I was 8. I did that in less than an hour, why don't I have a buzz>?

 

[KeepItFresh]

Maybe you should just buy Whiskey.

 

[enterkey]

enterkey is no longer amused with this thread for it lacks tits and became stale way too quickly. Are you 3 noobs some sort of new trifecta of lame?