Not sure if this will be kept here but here goes anyway. I'll do it one show at a time until Mania, or until it gets taken off.
Stone Cold Steve Austin makes his return to RAW the night after No Way Out, and cuts a promo about his upcoming entrance into the Hall of Fame. He reviews his whole career, saying he has no regrets and he couldn't have done it without the fans.
He then says his wrestling career may be over but he will always be remembered as the toughest S.O.B. ever to set foot in the WWE and he will go down as the greatest legend of all time and that's the bottom line cos....
(Priceless music hits)
Ted and Cody come out to mass boos for interrupting the second greatest catchphrase of all time. They cut a promo about Austin's time for farewell speeches is the Hall of Fame ceremony. He should do the honourable thing and get out the building as he is taking valuable air time away from the superstars that are the future of the business, and come Wrestlemania nobody will be talking about the washed-up Stone Cold Steve Austin, they will be in awe of Legacy when all members walk out of Houston, Texas with gold. They will be the Tag Team Champions whils their leader, Randy Orton, will defeat John Cena to become a four time World Champion.
Stone Cold goes on to say that he has never been so bored listening to someone talk in his life but he does have some advice to the two of them. "Get some balls". He states they got into the business on the back of their Fathers' success and now they are riding the coat tails of Randy Orton, are they that incapable of fending for themselves. Stone Cold got to the top of the business by himself. he then tells them to never again interrupt Stone Cold Steve Austin cps even when he's 80 years old, sat at home with a pipe and slippers, he'd still be able to whip both their asses, now either you two come here so I can give you an ass whooping or get the hell out of my arena cos everyone here wants to see Stone Cold drink some beer.
Austin's music hits and he does his customary drinking beer whilst staring at Ted and Cody, who smirk and walk off to the back leaving Austin in the ring.
Don't worry, it will get better. The best feuds gradually build momentum. I'll do the next week's in a few hours.
Stone Cold Steve Austin makes his return to RAW the night after No Way Out, and cuts a promo about his upcoming entrance into the Hall of Fame. He reviews his whole career, saying he has no regrets and he couldn't have done it without the fans.
He then says his wrestling career may be over but he will always be remembered as the toughest S.O.B. ever to set foot in the WWE and he will go down as the greatest legend of all time and that's the bottom line cos....
(Priceless music hits)
Ted and Cody come out to mass boos for interrupting the second greatest catchphrase of all time. They cut a promo about Austin's time for farewell speeches is the Hall of Fame ceremony. He should do the honourable thing and get out the building as he is taking valuable air time away from the superstars that are the future of the business, and come Wrestlemania nobody will be talking about the washed-up Stone Cold Steve Austin, they will be in awe of Legacy when all members walk out of Houston, Texas with gold. They will be the Tag Team Champions whils their leader, Randy Orton, will defeat John Cena to become a four time World Champion.
Stone Cold goes on to say that he has never been so bored listening to someone talk in his life but he does have some advice to the two of them. "Get some balls". He states they got into the business on the back of their Fathers' success and now they are riding the coat tails of Randy Orton, are they that incapable of fending for themselves. Stone Cold got to the top of the business by himself. he then tells them to never again interrupt Stone Cold Steve Austin cps even when he's 80 years old, sat at home with a pipe and slippers, he'd still be able to whip both their asses, now either you two come here so I can give you an ass whooping or get the hell out of my arena cos everyone here wants to see Stone Cold drink some beer.
Austin's music hits and he does his customary drinking beer whilst staring at Ted and Cody, who smirk and walk off to the back leaving Austin in the ring.
Don't worry, it will get better. The best feuds gradually build momentum. I'll do the next week's in a few hours.